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Post by Young Game on Sept 17, 2013 17:15:19 GMT -5
"Oh, look at that, Big Show is too dehydrated from crying to be apart of your Survivor Series team, Daniel Bryan. What are you going to do now?" "I'm going to call 1-800-Fella...or is it 1-800-Brogue?" "Haha! You only get one phone call." Oh my King, will Daniel Bryan call the right number? Find out after this break or right now if you have the WWE APP!!!! Is Daniel Bryan in jail?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 17, 2013 17:17:20 GMT -5
Who?
Seriously, is he from the mid 90's or something?
Oh, the pale guy, I forgot he existed.
Like the WWE has, apparently.
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Post by government mule on Sept 17, 2013 17:17:32 GMT -5
'Look it's Stone Cold Sheamus Austin'.
'Why has he brought a Guinness Truck into the arena??'
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Sept 17, 2013 17:30:54 GMT -5
In body paint.
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Post by mysterydriver on Sept 17, 2013 17:40:52 GMT -5
"Oh, look at that, Big Show is too dehydrated from crying to be apart of your Survivor Series team, Daniel Bryan. What are you going to do now?" "I'm going to call 1-800-Fella...or is it 1-800-Brogue?" "Haha! You only get one phone call." Oh my King, will Daniel Bryan call the right number? Find out after this break or right now if you have the WWE APP!!!! Is Daniel Bryan in jail? He only has 3 minutes left on his WWE given TracFone.
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Post by lildude8218 on Sept 17, 2013 17:50:18 GMT -5
Brad Maddox: Sheamus, welcome back to Raw.
Sheamus: I never left, Fella.
Maddox: You've been gone for months.
Sheamus: Nope. Never left. I even beat Del Rio for the World Title.
Maddox: How'd you get that belt?
Sheamus: I told you, I beat Del Rio at Night of Champions.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Sept 17, 2013 17:57:54 GMT -5
'Look it's Stone Cold Sheamus Austin'. 'Why has he brought a Guinness Truck into the arena??' It'd be decidedly more impactful, considering you're supposed to let Guinness settle for a few minutes, therefore lulling the victim into a fall sense of reprieve.
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Post by misconduct was wrong on Sept 17, 2013 18:19:51 GMT -5
I'd want him to come back as ANYTHING other than what he has been. I really don't care what.
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Post by The Ichi on Sept 17, 2013 18:21:04 GMT -5
I have a feeling that if he wasn't injured he'd be playing the role Orton is now.
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Post by celticjobber on Sept 17, 2013 18:31:35 GMT -5
As a heel in the the Corporation, he could be the "enforcer" of the group.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2013 18:32:48 GMT -5
With so many big names not attached to the Corporation angle, I want to just hold off on these guys returning until they can all return... *Action Movie Trailer Voice* AT THE SAME TIME!
HHH: "Who do you think you are Bryan? Your little resistance of one can't challenge us."
Bryan: "Maybe not alone, but how about with him?..."
*Static* Look in my eyes... What do you see! Crowd loses their s***. Chants immediately start up of both "YES!" and "CM PUNK!"
HHH: "Big deal, I've stopped Punk's rebel attitude before and I can do it again."
Bryan: "Maybe so, but then I also have this guy..."
IT'S A SHAMEFUL THING, LOST YER HEAD! Crowd is popping gallons. There's a slight rumbling felt across the arena.
HHH: "Sheamus? I'm the reason anyone even knows who he is. And he better believe I won't forget this betrayal."
Bryan: "Can you say the same about this guy?"
Grrrrilllllllll.... Raaaabbbaaadooo! *Trumpets blare* By this point, paramedics are tending to multiple people who have marked out way beyond their body's limit. Children have warped-digivolved into adulthood due to the amount of marking out they're doing. Exactly thirty five women(and a few men) have become pregnant via the combination of extreme emotional response and Cena's presence. Ironically, none of them being Nikki Bella, who is backstage witnessing Natalya question whether the Divas are going on after this.
We're 20 minutes into the overrun by this point...
HHH: "Good one bringing back Johnny boy. But I'd like you all to remember that I'M THE BOSS! There's no one who represents this company like ME! And until you reach my level, all of you will listen to ME! THERE'S NOT ONE OF YOU WHO CAN BRING DOWN THIS CORPORATION!"
*GLASS SHATTERS!* Nearly a quarter of the crowd has had their heart literally burst from their chest, but no one is paying attention to the blood or the bodies as the deafening reaction this has received blew the roof literally off the arena. A dozen bystanders at the strip mall located across the street from the arena died when the roof landed on it.
Coincidentally that was the same strip mall Big Show invested all his money into. Sadly he didn't have insurance on it. This made him cry. He would go on to become the personal Chaperone of Hunter and Stephanie's children for the rest of his life to recoup his losses(This would have no connection to The Chaperone 2, which saw Bray Wyatt star in the critical and box office smash). The children are not very nice to Show, they call him "fatty fatty chunk chunk", later shortened to simply "chunk chunk" then expanded to "Chunky Chunk & The Fatty Bunch". Stephanie came up with that one, she was very proud of it.
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Post by salz4life on Sept 17, 2013 18:41:28 GMT -5
He comes back with Rory and Robbie, formerly the Highlanders.... New Irish Nation
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Post by BorneAgain on Sept 17, 2013 18:45:41 GMT -5
Sheamus comes in as a babyface against the Corporation, but HHH uses his power and gives him the ultimatum of either becoming a member or never being allowed to Brogue Kick Dolph Ziggler again.
Sheamus reluctantly joins the group.
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Post by rybackrulez on Sept 17, 2013 19:12:52 GMT -5
Brogue kick the corporation still same old sheamus
Brogue kick daniel bryan or whomever is the guy getting beat up? Instantly the most over heel on the roster
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 17, 2013 19:47:03 GMT -5
Based in a suggestion from the Creepy PPV posters thread, he should come back as a Power Ranger-"Brokickasaurus!!!"
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Post by Welfare Willis on Sept 17, 2013 19:54:52 GMT -5
Like the late author Hunter S. Thompson, I'd shoot him out of a cannon.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2013 19:58:23 GMT -5
Sooner or later, I'll get my dream of a big star returning by way of getting a jobber entrance for a random minute-long squash that is never mentioned again afterward. He comes back with Rory and Robbie, formerly the Highlanders.... New Irish Nation They were Scottish.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 17, 2013 20:09:22 GMT -5
Load up on tanning pills like C. Thomas Howell in Soul Man, surprise ambush on someone who doesn't realize it's him.
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Post by edgestar on Sept 17, 2013 20:11:23 GMT -5
He comes back with a different past gimmick each week. One week he comes out to his own version of "Basic Thuganomics"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 17, 2013 20:15:30 GMT -5
"SHEAMUS IS HERE!"
"YEAH, BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?!"
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