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Post by Andrew is Good on Sept 20, 2013 12:32:34 GMT -5
Shits
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Post by The Masked Heel WAS WRONG on Sept 20, 2013 12:34:11 GMT -5
Shots.
Cause I feel like I need to take some whenever I hear them.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2013 12:56:41 GMT -5
How about The Molotov Crock-tale(s)?
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Post by Hit Girl on Sept 20, 2013 13:00:09 GMT -5
Has he mentioned something like "I'm wasting my time here in TNA, I should have gone to WWE years ago" yet?
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 20, 2013 13:15:50 GMT -5
His future children. Oh wait, you meant....
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Post by DASH 243✅ on Sept 20, 2013 18:54:17 GMT -5
crappy
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Sept 20, 2013 20:47:17 GMT -5
Capguns.
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Post by ICBM on Sept 20, 2013 21:07:50 GMT -5
Been deliberately missing impact for some time, but following online. Watched a vid of the most recent one with Dixie. Dang...the drizzling shits. Yes, that'll do.
I saw this thread title and figured that styles fans would leap to his defense. I am glad I am not alone and that the former blanket love for styles is not clouding the collective vision or auditory sense of FAN posters. AJ for all he does right in the ring, is abysmal on the mic. Of course TNA creative night have mitigated this by giving him some mic time somewhere in the last ten yrs. Dixie Carter playing heel promoter...why don't you let Eric Bischoff do what he does best on screen and be your shill mouthpiece. He could sell it. We love to hate him. He is a heat getter.
AJ has to be the one to deliver the promos BC its his grievances that are pushing the angle. So a mouthpiece can't be used. I wish he'd have dropped the souther accent on screen a few yrs ago. I know that is easier said than done, but if he'd have done so in 2005 nobody mould even remember he is a Georgia hick
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Post by HMARK Center on Sept 20, 2013 21:16:41 GMT -5
I don't think AJ's especially terrible here (maybe my judgment is clouded by the thought of TNA sans a few guys but augmented once more with guys like Low Ki, Shelley, Lethal, etc.), but it's just not a role he's meant for, nor one he seems naturally comfortable in.
That's the thing about CM Punk: his worked-shoot style works because Punk tends to come off as a man who believes what he's saying, even if he's doing so as a work. You buy into it, because HE buys into it, and his natural (and practiced) abilities take over to make it something memorable.
AJ isn't absolutely abysmal when talking, but these kinds of promos shouldn't be the realm he has to conquer. He's good for match hyping, he's good for simply furthering a feud, but don't force him where he's clearly not comfortable being. Let this past week be his big spoken statement, now let the next month be him speaking through his actions.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Sept 20, 2013 21:23:57 GMT -5
Heh, he told Dixie to stick the microphone up her butt.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2013 21:58:22 GMT -5
The previous 2 posts symbolize why I love this forum. The yin and yang of it all. Well thought out paragraphs analyzing this sport-thing we know and love, and "hah, mic up the butt!" It's very approrpriate for a pro wrestling forum.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 20, 2013 22:25:04 GMT -5
Derivative.
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Post by Danimal on Sept 21, 2013 1:25:07 GMT -5
Just feels way too much like a Punk rip-off. When the cut the mic I was like "SERIOUSLY?"
I will say I was surprised by Dixie's acting ability. She's seemed lame in previous appearances. She played-off of AJ's anti-hero well.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 21, 2013 3:30:44 GMT -5
Just feels way too much like a Punk rip-off. When the cut the mic I was like "SERIOUSLY?" I will say I was surprised by Dixie's acting ability. She's seemed lame in previous appearances. She played-off of AJ's anti-hero well. A bitchy, incompetent boss. It was the role she was born to play!
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Post by Glitch on Sept 21, 2013 3:49:33 GMT -5
Shat. I have no idea who this terribly done shoot was supposed make look good. I dunno who the face is supposed to be, and it serves no real purpose. I think they just ran out of things to do with the Divas- oh,wait. You mean Styles?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2013 6:55:40 GMT -5
I've had a discussion with 500 members of the public, ending with a survey, the NW of England and north of Wales believes AJ should be declared:
AJ "The Straight Community Shame" Lack-of-Styles
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2013 7:30:17 GMT -5
If you want somebody to rant for you, perhaps it's best that you use someone that doesn't look like a little kid that speaks with a disarming bumpkin voice that cannot convey authoritah.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Sept 23, 2013 10:26:02 GMT -5
Poprocks.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Sept 23, 2013 15:53:41 GMT -5
I think "Stinkbomb" is actually the best. I've not seen any of this stuff so I'll have a look online to see what all the hilarity is about.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2013 17:00:48 GMT -5
FailBomb
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