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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2013 15:10:42 GMT -5
[Classic Orton mode on, you've been warned] {Spoiler}{Spoiler}Eddie.
Cause he's in Hell. [Classic Orton mode off, sorry] |
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Post by Stu on Sept 21, 2013 15:51:45 GMT -5
No one likes Zack Ryder or the PTP.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Sept 21, 2013 15:58:44 GMT -5
I voted for Wade Barrett as I like his rugged handsomeness and also Brad Maddox because that was my original vote and apparently I can vote more than once. At which point I put a vote on Justin Gabriel as well because he's a real handsome guy with far too few votes.
Most of the guys with a lot of votes are pretty good looking but I'm surprised that Fandango is so far out ahead? I don't think he's all that good looking and I've asked a couple girls I know about him before and they agreed. Then again for once of them the way I introduced him was him being remarkably creepy on Total Divas so I suppose maybe she was biased by that.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Sept 21, 2013 16:08:17 GMT -5
For the record, I fully believe Morrison would be #1 if he was still around. Too pretty. Like Justin Gabriel. I like them with quirks. Those two are like freakin' male models. I've mentioned this before but its funny... I've noticed that by and large people who are actually attracted to men don't tend to find Morrison attractive, while the people who talk up Morrison's looks the most tend to be heterosexual men.  I find that pretty funny. I'm one of them too. I think Morrison is one of the best looking dudes I've ever seen in my life in that "gun to my head if I had to be with a man" way. But all the straight women, gay men, and otherwise attracted to men people I ask about this usually aren't too into him. I really wonder what thats about. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2013 16:39:47 GMT -5
Fandango is kind of hit and miss in the looks department. On Raw, Smackdown, NXT and such, he always looks like a really handsome dude. Good looking and everything. But on Total Divas during the "Eva Marie can't dance" storyline? Guy's smile was pretty damn ugly.
But the most attractive male wrestler on the roster is probably Brad Maddox.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2013 17:24:47 GMT -5
Too pretty. Like Justin Gabriel. I like them with quirks. Those two are like freakin' male models. I've mentioned this before but its funny... I've noticed that by and large people who are actually attracted to men don't tend to find Morrison attractive, while the people who talk up Morrison's looks the most tend to be heterosexual men. I find that pretty funny. I'm one of them too. I think Morrison is one of the best looking dudes I've ever seen in my life in that "gun to my head if I had to be with a man" way. But all the straight women, gay men, and otherwise attracted to men people I ask about this usually aren't too into him. I really wonder what thats about. I think it's because Morrison is a very effeminate man. Compare to other guys getting a ton of votes on here. Ziggler? More like a straight-up bodybuilder. Roman Reigns? He looks like freaking Khal'Drogo. Then there's others who aren't getting a lot of votes on here who a lot of female fans seem to like (Cena, Orton, etc.) who lean way more towards overbearing masculinity than femininity. Guys like Johnny Curtis and Brad Maddox are not as masculine, but they're pretty close to average on the spectrum. It's only natural that as straight guys we're going to associate feminine-looking people with what's attractive, and when we don't actually find them attractive at all since they're dudes, it's going to cloud our ability to guess what people with another taste like the most. |
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Sept 21, 2013 17:50:16 GMT -5
I've mentioned this before but its funny... I've noticed that by and large people who are actually attracted to men don't tend to find Morrison attractive, while the people who talk up Morrison's looks the most tend to be heterosexual men. I find that pretty funny. I'm one of them too. I think Morrison is one of the best looking dudes I've ever seen in my life in that "gun to my head if I had to be with a man" way. But all the straight women, gay men, and otherwise attracted to men people I ask about this usually aren't too into him. I really wonder what thats about. I think it's because Morrison is a very effeminate man. Compare to other guys getting a ton of votes on here. Ziggler? More like a straight-up bodybuilder. Roman Reigns? He looks like freaking Khal'Drogo. Then there's others who aren't getting a lot of votes on here who a lot of female fans seem to like (Cena, Orton, etc.) who lean way more towards overbearing masculinity than femininity. Guys like Johnny Curtis and Brad Maddox are not as masculine, but they're pretty close to average on the spectrum. It's only natural that as straight guys we're going to associate feminine-looking people with what's attractive, and when we don't actually find them attractive at all since they're dudes, it's going to cloud our ability to guess what people with another taste like the most. I agree this is probably the case though its interesting because as a straight dude I tend to think that masculine looking dudes very rugged, beard or scruff, looks like they've seen a hard time or two as the definition of "handsome". Which is why I chose Wade Barrett. Morrison is something of an exception for me. |
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Post by slappy on Sept 22, 2013 2:47:09 GMT -5
Fandango
Maddox
Christian
Rollins
Orton
McIntyre
Ziggler
Cody Rhodes (not in the poll. If I have to choose from only in the poll then Evan Bourne gets his spot)
And I don't know how Hawkins didn't beat out Kane or Mysterio for a spot.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 22, 2013 2:48:20 GMT -5
No one likes Zack Ryder or the PTP. I like Ryder. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2013 3:32:58 GMT -5
I voted Orton. Dem thighs.
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Post by Abdullah on Sept 22, 2013 4:08:51 GMT -5
Too pretty. Like Justin Gabriel. I like them with quirks. Those two are like freakin' male models. I've mentioned this before but its funny... I've noticed that by and large people who are actually attracted to men don't tend to find Morrison attractive, while the people who talk up Morrison's looks the most tend to be heterosexual men. I find that pretty funny. I'm one of them too. I think Morrison is one of the best looking dudes I've ever seen in my life in that "gun to my head if I had to be with a man" way. But all the straight women, gay men, and otherwise attracted to men people I ask about this usually aren't too into him. I really wonder what thats about. As a variation of what Art Ruth said, there's something very boring to me about a guy who looks perfect all the time. Unless they were deliberately making a derpy face, I doubt I could find a bad shot of Morrison and especially Gabriel. Conversely, I could find a handful of unflattering photos of Primo or any of my other favorites and that's a good thing. I've never really been into men with model looks and I guess those two optimize the 'Ken dolls with little substance' in my view. In fewer words, in my mind, JoMo and JGabe combine together to become Tyler Breeze - a too gorgeous, bland individual. |
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Post by Kalmia on Sept 22, 2013 4:58:31 GMT -5
As a straight chick, I voted for Reigns, Punk, Orton, Maddox, Fandango and accidentally for Ambrose and Rollins (damn browser freezing when I was scrolling!)
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Post by Haulk on Sept 22, 2013 18:30:17 GMT -5
As a straight man
Randy Orton
after all, hes the face of WWE.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Sept 22, 2013 19:57:15 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose has this ridiculous sex appeal. I can't even really say where it comes from, but good lord. He's certainly not bad-looking... in terms of pure looks, he's definitely up there anyway. But something ineffable just puts him over the top.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2013 20:01:45 GMT -5
According to FAN, Bray Wyatt is hotter than Darren Young, Curtis Axel, and David Otunga. COMBINED.
Sick f***s we are.
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Post by carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army) on Sept 22, 2013 21:01:04 GMT -5
According to FAN, Bray Wyatt is hotter than Darren Young, Curtis Axel, and David Otunga. COMBINED. Sick f***s we are. Bray Wyatt, out of character, is actually a really good-looking dude. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Sept 23, 2013 12:16:05 GMT -5
Only four votes for Ryder?  |
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 23, 2013 12:28:55 GMT -5
I see Kane has 4 votes. Are those votes for the 3 foot dong or for his inner beauty?
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Post by kingbookermark on Sept 23, 2013 12:36:43 GMT -5
Why no Cody?
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 23, 2013 13:29:13 GMT -5
Not currently on the Roster. I used Wikipedia. Apparently it's roster follows kayfabe. |
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I find that pretty funny. 
