Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Sept 23, 2013 7:51:22 GMT -5
John Cena-corporate heel does have a certain ring to it, but only if he trashes both Bryan AND Orton. There is only room in any stable for one top guy, and Triple H could claim that Orton "let him down" by losing the title to Bryan, so he has turned to the man who carried WWE for a full decade: John Cena. I could even see Cena pull a Douchetista by telling Bryan "That's MY title you've got, and I want it back!" This is close to what I believe Cena needs to be upon return First, Cena pulls a Hogan/Triple H: Daniel Bryan, newly crowned champion, is in the ring suffering yet another beatdown from Orton and The Shield. Triple H orders Big Show to KO Bryan. Big Show finally grows a set and walks away. Beatdown resumes but Bryan starts to fight back. Cena's music hits, crowd goes nuts. Cena hits the ring as the Corporate heels hit the floor. Cena stands next to Bryan glaring at them-then grabs Bryan and gives him the FU. Orton jumps into the ring and nails Bryan a few times while Cena stands by. Orton goes to pat Cena on the back-but Cena gives him the FU too. Show ends with announcers screaming about why Cena would have done this. Next night, Cena pulls a Foley/Tazz: he comes out and says that while he was injured the audience abandoned him and rallied around a new hero. He says Daniel Bryan is a fool if he thinks the audience cares about him, and that wrestling is just a way to make money. He says the only person who cared while he was gone was Triple H. Trips and Steph come out. Trips says that Cena is right, its a way to make money-and he has always made WWE the most money. Trips proclaims that Orton let him and Steph down by losing to Bryan, and that Cena, as the biggest moneymaker, is what is best for business and therefore the future of WWE. Finally, Cena pulls a Douchetista: tells Daniel Bryan "That's MY title you've got, and I want it back!"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2013 8:38:40 GMT -5
I know it gets said a lot, but Cena's character, now more than ever, is perfectly positioned for one of the most creatively rewarding and justified heel turns since the nWo.
Everything about him screams "guy who gets bitter and jealous about the crowd cheering Bryan over him" and he can have tons of promos about entire towns booing him despite always fighting for whats right.
It'd be a glorious thing.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2013 8:45:26 GMT -5
Returns dressed in a plain black tshirt as a conflicted serious tweener who doesn't say much and shows no allignment to either the corporation or the rebel alliance.
We get a few months of "which side is he on"
they can really play with it for suspense and have moments where it looks like he's going to be on the faces side and moments where it looks like he's joning the heels, but it never quite happens either way
He wins the Royal Rumble, by eliminating a face and the corporations chosen royal rumble winner at the end.
Then at elimination Chamber he interferes in favour of the corps. next night cuts a promo about how he has always been about what is "best for business" and apologises to Triple H for there ever being doubt
Then We get Bryan V Cena at Mania for the title (Bryan wins the title at elimination Chamber)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2013 8:46:11 GMT -5
As a A+++.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2013 8:53:48 GMT -5
I want Cena to return with a full beard and looking like he hasn't bathed or showered in months while he's gone completely deranged, with it eventually turning out that he has discovered the existence of a Lovecraftian horror and knows that it is a matter of mere months before the world is destroyed.
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Post by Ryushinku on Sept 23, 2013 9:12:35 GMT -5
As the Marshmallow Man.
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Now featuring half the brain that you do.
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Sept 23, 2013 11:13:29 GMT -5
Wearing Sin Cara's attire as Super Sin Cara.
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Turd Ferguson
Hank Scorpio
John Cena: Colossal Douche
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Sept 23, 2013 13:39:26 GMT -5
I voted for Dark Face because John Cena with an Al Jolson gimmick would be a license to print money.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Sept 23, 2013 13:42:51 GMT -5
"WWE universe I have to tell you the news that my injuries have been deemed unclearable by the WWE doctors, I will never wrestle again. Let me now introduce you to the newest WWE superstar and the man to take my mantle as the leader of the Cenation, my Mexican cousin Juan Cena"
Cena as muscular El Generico- LICENCE TO PRINT MONEY
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Sept 23, 2013 14:16:55 GMT -5
I want him running to the ring all smiley faced and then destroying one of the top faces, followed by telling the people to all go f*** themselves.
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SEAN CARLESS
Hank Scorpio
More of a B+ player, actually
I'm Necessary Evil.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Sept 23, 2013 15:21:36 GMT -5
I'm shocked that so many want him back as the same exact stale act as before, with no changes. I can imagine being a fan of a guy, but every performer, Hogan, Bret, Austin, Rock, etc. needed a change eventually because they're shtick became played out. Cena's no exception.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Sept 23, 2013 16:00:28 GMT -5
I want him running to the ring all smiley faced and then destroying one of the top faces, followed by telling the people to all go f*** themselves. This. I want everything about Cena to be the same, still be cheery, still never give up, still be impossibly strong and near unbeatable, smiling away as he bloodies the shit out of a red hot babyface. Then if he starts getting booed by everyone he'll still keep talking about his mixed reaction.
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Post by wwefan71080 on Sept 23, 2013 23:26:58 GMT -5
I would have him be the one that paid off Scott Armstrong for the fast count at NoC to screw over both Randy Orton and Daniel Bryan and have it him with Triple H and Steph at his side having used their money to screw both Bryan and Orton
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Post by bearned on Sept 24, 2013 4:32:07 GMT -5
I want him running to the ring all smiley faced and then destroying one of the top faces, followed by telling the people to all go f*** themselves. Id also like this to happen. Then the following week when he does that talking to camera bit of his entrance, just have him unleash a torrent of abuse.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Sept 24, 2013 12:40:31 GMT -5
He should be douchebag boyfriend to Nikki Bella. He'll either turn heel by this, or a megaface depending on the fans' opinion of Nikki Bella. Or the same split reactions but instead its the men cheering and women booing.
Nikki: John, Let's get married. John: Only if you can make it past the 3 stages of hell.
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The Doctor
Dennis Stamp
New teeth. That's weird.
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Post by The Doctor on Sept 24, 2013 16:26:02 GMT -5
I like boy scout Cena. But boy scout Cena with more of a badass side would be cool.
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Post by joey joe joe junior shabadoo on Sept 24, 2013 16:30:46 GMT -5
I want him to return with a beard, in a homage to his future brother in law Daniel Bryan (ie Bella twins)
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