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Post by Citizen Snips on Sept 23, 2013 22:51:17 GMT -5
Tennis shoe or a banana peel? The ghost of Monsoon strikes! "Tennis shoe at the bottom of the stairs. Good way to break someone's third AND fourth metatarsal bone, Jess." |
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Dean-o
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Haha we're having fun Maggle!
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Post by Dean-o on Sept 23, 2013 22:51:57 GMT -5
So he has...HEALTH CARE COVERAGE? Pfft...what a mark for this business.  |
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mizerable
Fry's dog Seymour
You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest.
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Post by mizerable on Sept 23, 2013 22:53:27 GMT -5
"The original plan was for him to sprain his ankle." This one is the best, simply because it sounds the most like something Meltzer would actually say. Bravo. |
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BigBadZ
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The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Sept 23, 2013 23:32:13 GMT -5
newz
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2013 13:15:41 GMT -5
"Massive heat on Cornelius Van Der Snoot(Christopher King) for leaving a tennis shoe at the bottom of David Observer's(Dave Meltzer) stairs and causing his broken ankle. This is not the first instance of heat being on Cornelius, you'll recall a few months ago that he was caught backstage at the Observation Dome with drug paraphernalia, but was able to smooth things over with David Observer and his wife/valet, Melanie(Hilda Meltzer) by purchasing ice cream for everyone. While no actions have been taken as yet, look for Cornelius to possibly work an angle where he's banned from the Observation Dome for the foreseeable future."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2013 13:51:05 GMT -5
"The original plan was for him to sprain his ankle." So perfect. |
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Sept 25, 2013 3:18:29 GMT -5
MINUS FIVE STARS
EDIT: Okay, I dunno who it's attributed to. But it's one of these types.
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