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Post by rybackrulez on Sept 25, 2013 14:15:46 GMT -5
Heyman, hoss, heat, punk?
All elements of newz
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Sept 25, 2013 14:17:05 GMT -5
LMAO, what an assholish response. "If you had bumped better, you wouldn't be hurt!!!"
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Post by The Baltimore Staircase on Sept 25, 2013 14:22:34 GMT -5
It did look brutal to be fair.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Sept 25, 2013 14:59:47 GMT -5
I can't believe how much people just accept this shit as fact. The amount of outright bullshit the dirtsheets can print with absolutely no accountability is mind-boggling.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Sept 25, 2013 15:15:54 GMT -5
>> In addition to his cavalier attitude regarding the table spot botch AND the table spot botch, Ryback stomped on a puppy and knocked over 3 glasses of chocolate milk on his way out of the arena before urinating on a photograph of Vince McMahon Sr and yelling, "Toots Mondt was a piece of shit!" all the way to his car.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2013 15:17:53 GMT -5
Triple H ended up getting involved, pulling Ryback aside and speaking with him behind closed doors. And we all know what he said. {Spoiler}CARELESSNESS! He was very fusstrated at Ryback too
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Post by Talent Name on Sept 25, 2013 17:02:13 GMT -5
Do tables hold grudges as well
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2013 19:52:19 GMT -5
If Ryback's rep for being clumbsy and unsafe is true, there should be heat on management for putting the spot together in the first place. Triple H: "Ryback, since you keep screwing up table spots and nearly injuring your opponents, tonight we want you to do ANOTHER TABLE SPOT! Show us how much you've improved!" *Ryback smashes the dude through the table wrong again and nearly injures him* Triple H: "Oh Ryback..." *Wags finger* *Repeat ad infinitum* It all makes sense now. Triple H is obviously trying to take out all the wrestlers the internet likes! Dolph, do NOT agree to a table spot with Ryback.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2013 19:53:12 GMT -5
This is some lazy ass newz. Absolutely no effort was put in writing this story. At least say that Triple H called out Ryback for his carelessness or Heyman started to sob uncontrollably after witnessing his men fighting. Next, they will be writing that Punk got the heatz for saying "God Damn" and "Ass". But not for saying "bitch". Stephanie McMahon, The Business Bitch, just saw it as great second-hand promotion.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2013 20:14:52 GMT -5
Unless Ryback gets a ballerina gimmick next week I'm going to assumes that this is newz. Vince, if you're reading this, please give Ryback a ballerina gimmick. Either this, or follow the natural progression of Ryback's Benjamin Button-esque character. First, he was an old-timey old-fashioned cowboy. Next, a tough man. Next, a bottomless-stomached young man. Next, a schoolyard bully. This, of course, means that the next step is a Giant Baby gimmick, complete with bib, rattle and diapers.
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Post by 2 Cold Scorkum on Sept 25, 2013 20:48:54 GMT -5
Unless Ryback gets a ballerina gimmick next week I'm going to assumes that this is newz. Vince, if you're reading this, please give Ryback a ballerina gimmick. Either this, or follow the natural progression of Ryback's Benjamin Button-esque character. First, he was an old-timey old-fashioned cowboy. Next, a tough man. Next, a bottomless-stomached young man. Next, a schoolyard bully. This, of course, means that the next step is a Giant Baby gimmick, complete with bib, rattle and diapers. Giant Baby Ryback would mean the end of pro wrestling, after all, where do you go after that
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Post by chazraps on Sept 25, 2013 21:02:18 GMT -5
Unless Ryback gets a ballerina gimmick next week I'm going to assumes that this is newz. Vince, if you're reading this, please give Ryback a ballerina gimmick. Either this, or follow the natural progression of Ryback's Benjamin Button-esque character. First, he was an old-timey old-fashioned cowboy. Next, a tough man. Next, a bottomless-stomached young man. Next, a schoolyard bully. This, of course, means that the next step is a Giant Baby gimmick, complete with bib, rattle and diapers. I imagine Giant Baby Ryback carrying a title belt on the end of a long white stick, licking it and calling it his "Lolli." Or him carted to the ring Wrestlemania VI style in a giant playpen every week. Or lowered from the ceiling in a large Baby Bjorn. Or sucking his thumb while he has his opponent in the air during a suplex. Or pulling powder out of the back of his diaper to throw it at his opponents and blind them in the world's first 100% logical baby powder spot. This gimmick writes itself.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2013 21:25:13 GMT -5
Someone needs to found a website called Newzback that deals solely in dirtsheets about Ryback.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2013 21:32:53 GMT -5
Either this, or follow the natural progression of Ryback's Benjamin Button-esque character. First, he was an old-timey old-fashioned cowboy. Next, a tough man. Next, a bottomless-stomached young man. Next, a schoolyard bully. This, of course, means that the next step is a Giant Baby gimmick, complete with bib, rattle and diapers. Giant Baby Ryback would mean the end of pro wrestling, after all, where do you go after that Ryfetus?
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Post by Savage Gambino on Sept 25, 2013 22:25:45 GMT -5
I think we've all learned a valuable lesson here.
Take one guy who most of the internet dislikes, have him be a dick to a guy most of the internet likes, and it will be treated as legitimate news, no matter how ridiculous it sounds on it's face.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Sept 26, 2013 10:20:57 GMT -5
Either this, or follow the natural progression of Ryback's Benjamin Button-esque character. First, he was an old-timey old-fashioned cowboy. Next, a tough man. Next, a bottomless-stomached young man. Next, a schoolyard bully. This, of course, means that the next step is a Giant Baby gimmick, complete with bib, rattle and diapers. I imagine Giant Baby Ryback carrying a title belt on the end of a long white stick, licking it and calling it his "Lolli." Or him carted to the ring Wrestlemania VI style in a giant playpen every week. Or lowered from the ceiling in a large Baby Bjorn. Or sucking his thumb while he has his opponent in the air during a suplex. Or pulling powder out of the back of his diaper to throw it at his opponents and blind them in the world's first 100% logical baby powder spot. This gimmick writes itself. I'm assuming they'll buy the large Baby Bjorn from the same place they got Big Show's giant-ass chair.
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Post by BigBadZ on Sept 26, 2013 11:42:33 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2013 12:28:15 GMT -5
Either this, or follow the natural progression of Ryback's Benjamin Button-esque character. First, he was an old-timey old-fashioned cowboy. Next, a tough man. Next, a bottomless-stomached young man. Next, a schoolyard bully. This, of course, means that the next step is a Giant Baby gimmick, complete with bib, rattle and diapers. I imagine Giant Baby Ryback carrying a title belt on the end of a long white stick, licking it and calling it his "Lolli." Or him carted to the ring Wrestlemania VI style in a giant playpen every week. Or lowered from the ceiling in a large Baby Bjorn. Or sucking his thumb while he has his opponent in the air during a suplex. Or pulling powder out of the back of his diaper to throw it at his opponents and blind them in the world's first 100% logical baby powder spot. This gimmick writes itself. They could also use this to debut a new diva. Put whoever in a nurse outfit and have them be his manager. Instead of an Urn like Paul Bearer, they can carry a giant bottle of milk or apple juice.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 26, 2013 13:04:16 GMT -5
Not going to lie, if giant baby Ryback doesn't happen I'll have lost all faith in WWE creative.
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