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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 16, 2013 7:28:38 GMT -5
I feel obligated to. I just figured it was one of those things you just have to do, like being RKO'd OUTTANOWHERE. Or trying to punch Cena when he runs at you. It can't be helped. Or trying to punch Hogan when he goes YOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU~~!!
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Post by sunnytaker on Oct 16, 2013 14:12:44 GMT -5
i'd have to extend my hand as if for a handshake then when he goes to shake it, i pull my hand away and yell "you fell for it again Sting!"
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Post by mattyc on Oct 17, 2013 11:40:40 GMT -5
Who holds the record for the most amount of turns on Sting? It's gotta be Lex Luger right?
I'd try and break the record, befriend, turn, befriend again, turn, befriend...and everybody but Sting will see what's coming next!
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Oct 17, 2013 12:39:07 GMT -5
I'd tell him I'm out of cash and so down on my luck I've resorted to...questionable acts.
Then I'd convince him to give me his savings, we'd become friends, I'd help him a few times so he trusts me. Then I'd tell him to no show TNA shows and get out of his contract, and get himself blacklisted because he feels he's right.
Then I'd buy the rights to the name Sting, and get myself inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, while flipping off Steve Borden.
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Post by General Adam on Oct 17, 2013 19:18:15 GMT -5
You already haven't? I've done it twice. In the same week.
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Post by Perd on Oct 17, 2013 19:25:35 GMT -5
I'd walk up to him and say "Oh My god, you're Sting! Can I have your autograph?". He'd say "Sure.". I'd then walk past him, he'd turn around to see the musician Sting, to whom I was actually referring.
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Post by N E O G E O B O Y S on Oct 18, 2013 17:00:03 GMT -5
Has there ever been a list with all the times that sting has been betrayed?
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Oct 18, 2013 20:28:38 GMT -5
There is no choice in the matter... the universe will force you to turn heel!
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Oct 19, 2013 18:24:18 GMT -5
It is my assumption that turning on Sting is either a biological imperative unique to Sentient Life, or Sting emits some sort of pheromone that encourages betrayal. Either is a valid.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Oct 19, 2013 18:47:32 GMT -5
I'd like to see Sting get betrayed by Pretty Boy Shumway.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2013 14:39:16 GMT -5
I have this urge to go meet him now in some place where I'd be holding a door open for him, then suddenly pull it shut and give him an evil grin.
............if he laughed and didn't smash the door into my smiley face, I'd consider it all worth the effort.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Oct 23, 2013 15:01:22 GMT -5
I've been a fan of his since the blade runner days, how can you ask me this sort of question???
Of course I would!
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Post by saintpat on Oct 23, 2013 20:49:50 GMT -5
I would not.
I would want to become his friend. I would want to show him that life is not like professional wrestling, that you can learn to trust people and count on them, despite all the lessons he has learned to the contrary.
I would do this because he is a decent man and should know that not everyone is like that.
I would do all this ...
So I could turn on him and beat him down and laugh and laugh and laugh at him while I did it.
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Post by Ryushinku on Oct 24, 2013 8:40:33 GMT -5
I would, but I'd feel bad about it later.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Oct 24, 2013 9:30:28 GMT -5
It really isn't in your hand. You just have to turn on him. The doctor who pulled him out of his mom probably dropped him straight away (he probably had the face paint too).
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