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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2013 21:51:10 GMT -5
-Big E Langston has never "really" been a bad guy on WWE television. Rather, he's the same guy he is on NXT television, who only joined up with AJ Lee and Dolph Ziggler because Vickie Guerrero had caused him problems in NXT, and so the enemy of his enemy is his friend. Likewise, when he took part in catfishing Kaitlyn, he did it because Kaitlyn was also connected to Vickie (as her NXT 3 Rookie]. When Ziggler broke up with AJ Lee, he just stopped hanging out with her- but never really got a chance to explain himself on WWE television. [NXT, however, did allow him that chance.] The reason he was introduced to AJ in the first place, is because: -John Cena was the original person who caused The Shield to form. This is also why Cena didn't particularly care when AJ left him for Ziggler- he introduced Langston [sold as a friend of his from the video at Elimination Chamber 2012] to AJ. Meanwhile, when he picked The Shield, he specifically picked other friends from the same video Seth Rollins [knowing fans would assume the independent standout was picked by CM Punk] and Roman Reigns [who, as an Anoai family member, would make fans assume The Rock chose him], and told them to pick anyone else they wanted to join them. These goals were done with the end result of: Get the title onto The Rock by any means necessary, then make sure Dolph Ziggler's occupied in order to clear everything else out so that Cena could get his revenge for losing to The Rock at Wrestlemania 28. Tied to that headcanon: Ryback found out that Cena was the Shield mastermind. That's why he turned on Cena after the show. Triple H didn't know before- but he "does" know now- and that's why The Shield is his lapdogs. He knows if Cena tries taking Daniel Bryan's side, HHH has blackmail material on Cena. You forget about Ambrose.
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Post by RIHT on Oct 13, 2013 21:53:50 GMT -5
The past several months since Summerslam have actually been just a dream for Vince McMahon after thinking about WWE without John Cena.
He hasn't been on Raw since the night after Summerslam because that's when the dream started and he's just watching it in his nightgown with Stone Cold, both as invisible ghosts that can't affect anything that's going on. At first, the dream goes well as Triple H is in charge doing great as the McMahon-like heel, and Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan is as good as Rock vs. Austin with the Corporation as the Shield. But this is only influenced on Vince's memory, where he looks at past angles in a positive light.
Eventually, the memories start to get mixed up and he accidentally dreams up Daniel Bryan winning the title too early instead of at Wrestlemania like Stone Cold. Austin begins to hint that Vince will learn his lesson, as Vince beings to semi-lucid dream and have some control over the dream. He tries to correct his mistake, but makes it worse with the dumb fast-count angle.
He doesn't know what to do next, so he dreams up Battleground even though he's never heard of it. Vince thinks he's solved the problem and he's righted the wrong, but as he's dreaming, Big Show calls him in real life and Vince has his theme as a special set ringtone, so when he's dreaming the Battleground Orton vs. Bryan match, Big Show comes out because Vince begins to think of him as this is happening.
Vince realizes his dream is becoming a nightmare, and is scared until Austin fixes everything up with pixie dust by suddenly making Vickie announce Cena's return. Vince learns is lesson, and is told by Austin he will wake up at Hell in a Cell, when Cena returns in real life, thus voiding the past 3 months of WWE and revealing that Cena was never gone at all, but no one will ever know what he actually did in those past 3 months he was gone in Vince's dream.
As Hell in a Cell closes, ghost Austin comes and tells the viewers to never wish for Cena to leave again and subtly hints at his return at Wrestlemania as Ghost Punk walks past to open the door for a sequel to the movie.
The end.
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Post by saintpat on Oct 13, 2013 21:56:20 GMT -5
The fake Undertaker from '94 was really Kane. And Fake Diesel was really Real Diesel ... under contract to two different companies.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Oct 13, 2013 22:20:07 GMT -5
The fake Undertaker from '94 was really Kane. And Fake Diesel was really Real Diesel ... under contract to two different companies. Him and Razor both. The reason their performances were so subpar in late '96/early '97 is because they were just phoning it in on their last contractually-obligated WWF appearances, while they knew the real money was in their WCW careers. (I really did think that the first time I saw fake Razor/Diesel, before noticing they were different guys.)
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Post by Rican on Oct 13, 2013 22:27:15 GMT -5
The real Kane died in the fire when him and Undertaker were kids. "Kane" is a wrestler who's career was at a dead end that Paul Bearer hired. That's why he doesn't have any scars or disfigurements. Undertaker doesn't recognize him because he hadn't seen him since they were kids anyway.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Oct 13, 2013 23:13:28 GMT -5
Al Snow with a t-shirt gun.
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Post by Spiderf 4 on Oct 13, 2013 23:26:27 GMT -5
The 2002 Royal Rumble is still active, since Maven was never eliminated legally. As of 2013, he and HHH are still the last two men in the match. And Scotty 2 Hotty is the rightful winner of the 2005 Rumble. I'm still waiting for him to challenge JBL for the WWE Championship.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Oct 13, 2013 23:47:55 GMT -5
John Cena is actually the son of the first Ultimate Warrior (the one who died) that's why he is so muscular, and he inherited his father's magical powers (that make him unvulnerable and able to overcome the odds) and extraordinary eloquence.
The second Ultimate Warrior (who killed the first one) is the mastermind behind all the big plots against Cena: he sent Jesus to stab him, he brainwashed babyfaces to go after Cena (Batista among others), he was the secret leader of Nexus, was the nutritionist of the Rock during his last run...and we will find out that Triple H is n fact his puppet since their fight at WM and his devoted minion to help him to take over the WWE. If you watch closely the fight between Warrior and Trips at WM, you can see that Warrior gives Trips a scientific combination of punches on his vital points that inerves his hypophyseal cortex and basically zombify him for the rest of his life.
I believe the second Ultimate Warrior is in fact Rod Mc Mahon, Vince's devil older twin brother.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2013 23:55:06 GMT -5
John Cena is actually the son of the first Ultimate Warrior (the one who died) that's why he is so muscular, and he inherited his father's magical powers (that make him unvulnerable and able to overcome the odds) and extraordinary eloquence. The second Ultimate Warrior (who killed the first one) is the mastermind behind all the big plots against Cena: he sent Jesus to stab him, he brainwashed babyfaces to go after Cena (Batista among others), he was the secret leader of Nexus, was the nutritionist of the Rock during his last run...and we will find out that Triple H is n fact his puppet since their fight at WM and his devoted minion to help him to take over the WWE. If you watch closely the fight between Warrior and Trips at WM, you can see that Warrior gives Trips a scientific combination of punches on his vital points that inerves his hypophyseal cortex and basically zombify him for the rest of his life. I believe the second Ultimate Warrior is in fact Rod Mc Mahon, Vince's devil older twin brother. Wait, are they twins? If so, I pray it's identical, because I love the idea that somewhere in this world there is a second Vince McMahon
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 14, 2013 0:06:28 GMT -5
Yokozuna actually DID end Hulkamania
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Post by Germansuplex on Oct 14, 2013 0:34:47 GMT -5
Hebner screwed Bret.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Oct 14, 2013 0:37:24 GMT -5
Heyman was behind Nexus, and they were a prototype for The SHIELD that spun out of control.
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Post by jorajatt on Oct 14, 2013 3:54:49 GMT -5
After being fired by McMahon for the first time, Austin never really got rehired. He just sort of came in, kicked ass, won titles, and left because his beer guy stopped throwing him beers.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 14, 2013 4:05:08 GMT -5
Kane was the higher power behind the Nexus. He wanted to outdo his brother's legacy by making his own group of followers similar to the Ministry of Darkness. The Nexus buried Undertaker at Kane's behest.
When John Cena and David Otunga became Tag Team Champions, Kane realized that as 1/2 of the tag champs, Cena would be free to go to SmackDown as he pleased and challenge him for the World Heavyweight Championship, so he told Barrett to have them forfeit the belts.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Oct 14, 2013 7:40:56 GMT -5
Cena's current gimmick is "Big: The Sequel".
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Post by nickcave on Oct 14, 2013 8:22:08 GMT -5
Yokozuna actually DID end Hulkamania I'm pretty sure this was canon in WWF/E until 2001 when Vince bought out WCW and merged its canon with their's. Or if you don't buy that, it was dead until Hogan vs. Rock.
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Post by Reflecto on Oct 14, 2013 9:42:15 GMT -5
More headcanon:
-John Cena and CM Punk were working together behind the scenes during the Summer of Punk, and the reason that CM Punk "turned his back on the WWE Universe" was because he double-crossed Cena during this .
Cena had made the challenge to The Rock at Wrestlemania 28. Cena had a problem with The Miz, as champion- then won the title. However, immediately around that time, R-Truth decided to attack Cena for the WWE Title. Cena easily dispatched him, but he also realized "as long as I'm the champion, these lower-level guys will keep trying to win the title from me, and I'll have no time to train for The Rock."
When CM Punk cut his first Pipebomb, Cena secretly went to him and said "I need to train for The Rock at Wrestlemania- I can't have the title around me or I'll never get a moment's peace to prepare for this match. You want the conch shell so badly- it's yours. I'll let you win at Money in the Bank, you'll have the title, I'll have time to prepare myself."
The reason this alliance ended so poorly is that, while CM Punk was allegedly working with Cena, he was actually a double-agent all along. Rather than "just" win the WWE Title, Punk's real plan was that he knew what John Cena was doing was stupid. He knew the hardest hammers are the ones that were used the most, and that if Cena didn't have the WWE Title, he'd be given opponents far too weak to fight The Rock- but, Punk was REALLY working for Paul Heyman all along [as said, he was a "Paul Heyman Guy"], and his real goal was to allow Cena into a false sense of security, so Cena would lose to The Rock at Wrestlemania- and the despondent Cena would be easy pickings for Brock Lesnar when he returned.
Connected other pieces of the headcanon:
-Triple H KNEW about what Cena and Punk were doing. That's why he went after CM Punk immediately.
-Alberto Del Rio DIDN'T know about this- but Cena and Punk had a good reason to BELIEVE Alberto Del Rio knew, and that's why Cena had to go after him. It wasn't about the title, but rather that Cena truly believed Del Rio knew what he and Punk did and he needed to take him out before he had a chance to tell people.
-R-Truth KNEW about the deal between John Cena and CM Punk all along. He told The Miz about it- and THIS was the conspiracy that Awesome Truth kept referring to.
-Zack Ryder KNEW about the deal between John Cena and CM Punk: Ryder was filming an episode of Z! True Long Island Story backstage, when he inadvertently taped Cena and Punk making the deal. Cena and Punk then went to Ryder and made him a separate deal- Everything you've ever dreamed of in the WWE will be yours, as long as you give us your video camera. Ryder agreed, and as a result Cena and Punk 'both' became accepting of Ryder and helped him rise the ranks. (The reason Ryder's push didn't last was because the deal he made with Cena/Punk ended the moment he won the United States Title.)
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Post by "American Cream" Dusty Loads on Oct 14, 2013 10:15:16 GMT -5
Great Khali isn't actually a wrestler, he's some freakishly tall dude who has no idea where he is or what's going on so whenever he's in a match he's like a cornered animal and just starts chopping people in self-defense. This line of thinking has made him one of my all-time favorite wrestlers. This thread is about head canon, not real life.
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 14, 2013 10:17:46 GMT -5
Kane is still being raped hourly at the Wyatt Family Compound.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 14, 2013 10:53:37 GMT -5
Xorn was always Magneto. oops, sorry, wrong head-canon.
-Bray Wyatt is in fact the son of Captain Mike Rotunda (whose a different person than IRS). Captain Mike was killed when a young Bray accidentally blew up his fishing boat with a firecracker he intended to scare his deformed little brother, Bo with. they were both sent to an orphanage where Bo was adopted by a very permissive couple who never gave him any negative criticism, to the point where he is mentally incapable of recognizing it. meanwhile, Bray was sent to an Orphanage of Fear where he was corrupted by Sister Abigail into being a crazy backwoods cultist. the "Husky Harris" phase was just him infiltrating WWE as an unremarkable CAW type to get information he could later use for... well, whatever the hell he's there for.
-Joe Hennig really doesn't want to live in his father's shadow at all, but he just really sucks at coming up with a decent alias. he even wanted to go by "Hugh G. Rection" before he was informed it had already been used.
-the "voices" in Randy Orton's head developed after the Undertaker's continual mind games caused his feeble CAW mind to snap like a twig.
-every wrestler named "X Anderson" is related. even Ken Anderson. he's the city slicker loudmouth the rest of the family ignores at reunions.
-R-Truth really was blown up and killed by MacGruber. he was put back together thanks to a generous cash donation from Ted Dibiase, but there were some serious kinks in the "half-organic, half-mechanical brain" algorithms, hence the brief period where we got "Crazy-ass R-Truth".
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