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Post by DASH 243✅ on Oct 15, 2013 20:13:59 GMT -5
lit a fart
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Post by Ash Kingston on Oct 15, 2013 20:18:02 GMT -5
Obviously, he managed to Hide In Plain Sight and they thought he was a ghost.
The Bellas have, like, no ranks in Perception.
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Post by wisdomwizard on Oct 15, 2013 20:19:40 GMT -5
Silly as it was, I'm glad he didn't attack them, because we'd be inundated with "Orton's a rapist!" threads, and I'm pretty darn sure not one of them would be anything other than a depressing flame war.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 15, 2013 20:20:33 GMT -5
Told them he wanted to reenact 2 Girls, 1 Cup.
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Post by nm on Oct 15, 2013 20:21:19 GMT -5
He put on a pair of pants
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 15, 2013 21:08:20 GMT -5
Showed them a video of them trying to act.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Oct 15, 2013 21:11:20 GMT -5
He threw his hands in the air, as if he didn't care
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 15, 2013 21:16:05 GMT -5
Showed them a computer mash-up of what their children with Cena and Bryan would look like.
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Post by Chip on Oct 15, 2013 21:20:08 GMT -5
Told them he wanted to reenact 2 Girls, 1 Cup. Orton's the cup?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2013 21:26:09 GMT -5
He was trying to fuse them into one giant Bella.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2013 21:26:45 GMT -5
He reminded them of that storyline where he dated Brooke Hogan.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2013 21:33:29 GMT -5
Told them he wanted to reenact 2 Girls, 1 Cup. Orton's the cup? And both girls.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Oct 16, 2013 4:49:15 GMT -5
He told them that 99% of all wrestling relationships fail, and that the last person to be romanced by John Cena in-company was released to spare him the drama.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 4:51:13 GMT -5
He told them that 99% of all wrestling relationships fail, and that the last person to be romanced by John Cena in-company was released to spare him the drama. Or he showed them an artist's impression of John Cena in ten years, with a walking stick and skin like a worn leather jacket.
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Post by Abdullah on Oct 16, 2013 5:04:48 GMT -5
I hate how helpless the Bellas are in this storyline. A guy walks into the room and they just shake in a corner, waiting for a man to come save them.
WWE should really consider hiring a progressive female writer.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Oct 16, 2013 5:14:58 GMT -5
I hate how helpless the Bellas are in this storyline. A guy walks into the room and they just shake in a corner, waiting for a man to come save them. WWE should really consider hiring a progressive female writer. In reality though, what's a f***ing Bella Twin going to do against a guy like Orton?
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Post by Abdullah on Oct 16, 2013 5:43:00 GMT -5
I hate how helpless the Bellas are in this storyline. A guy walks into the room and they just shake in a corner, waiting for a man to come save them. WWE should really consider hiring a progressive female writer. In reality though, what's a f***ing Bella Twin going to do against a guy like Orton? It's more of a theme than this specific instance. These past few weeks of Brie looking like a 'Family Guy' extra as Orton talks down to her have been annoying. If it was just this one time, it'd be fine but Brie is just a walking damsel in distress at this point - she doesn't even get to strike back verbally! WWE's view of women in general, beyond the division, is way behind the times. The one girl who is different gets mocked by commentary and called a crazy slut whenever possible.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 5:58:06 GMT -5
In reality though, what's a f***ing Bella Twin going to do against a guy like Orton? It's more of a theme than this specific instance. These past few weeks of Brie looking like a 'Family Guy' extra as Orton talks down to her have been annoying. If it was just this one time, it'd be fine but Brie is just a walking damsel in distress at this point - she doesn't even get to strike back verbally! WWE's view of women in general, beyond the division, is way behind the times. The one girl who is different gets mocked by commentary and called a crazy slut whenever possible. Yeah, the 'damsel in distress' thing is very dated and patronising. Like you say, she doesn't even get a chance to reply verbally, let alone slap Orton/kick him in the nuts. There's two of them and one of him, for god's sake!
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 16, 2013 11:43:24 GMT -5
he lifted the prosthetic stomach he was wearing and showed them the Kuato-like growth on his abdomen.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Oct 16, 2013 12:02:48 GMT -5
That whole segment was awful. Orton is there closing the door, you'd think the Bella's would be screaming when he first entered. Then, Daniel Bryan runs in and asks where is he, which is dumb enough. But worse, Brie says she doesn't know. She doesn't know, what did he disappear? They should have just had Orton drop him the second he went into the room, or when Bryan enters, Brie yells "behind you" and then Orton clocks him.
At least Bryan has some excuse as he's focusing simply on Brie, but that was just poor writing.
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