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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 23, 2013 22:08:54 GMT -5
Son of a bitch!
*smashes buzzer against concrete floor*
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Post by J on Oct 24, 2013 8:25:44 GMT -5
Is the massage from the real Brodus Clay, or a Brodus Clay Brawlin' Buddy?
After learning moves from Chris Brown can I then lock him in a room with a group of angry feminists?
Answering early during Would You Rather? tsk tsk such a rookie move.
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Post by The Sam on Oct 24, 2013 8:35:03 GMT -5
The massage is from the real Brodus Clay, however his hands have been replaced with Brodus Clay Brawlin' Buddy's, due to a poorly worded merchandising contract.
After the dancing lessons, you do lock Chris Brown in a room with angry feminists. However, as well know, Chris Brown is a master lock picker and he is able to escape the room and he finds out where you live and he kills you.
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Post by J on Oct 24, 2013 8:50:25 GMT -5
After I'm killed by Chris Brown do I rise from my grave Altered Beast style and avenge my death?
Is Brodus Clay a licensed massause and does he do acupuncture as well?
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Post by The Sam on Oct 24, 2013 9:01:06 GMT -5
You do rise from your grave seeking revenge, which you do get when you kill Chris Brown. But then you get arrested and there's a huge trial and debates on whether a zombie can be charged with crime and what is a fitting punishment for someone who is ultimately dead. Boooooring. Anyway, the supreme court rules 5-4 in favor of zombie rights and you become the unofficial leader of the pro-zombie movement. But then zombie Chris Brown kills you. This leads to anarchy and then the apocalypse.
And Brodus Clay is licensed in acupuncture, but he has been told not to perform acupuncture on you due to you becoming some sort of weird hybrid human/balloon monster in this scenario.
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Post by J on Oct 24, 2013 18:28:40 GMT -5
What happens to Chris Brown during the apocalypse?
In the massage senario, if I'm half balloon monster is the balloon half mylar? Also am I filled with helium or do I have to constantly be blown up? Furthermore, am I a scary monster or a nice Sesame Street type monstar?
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Post by The Sam on Oct 24, 2013 19:58:44 GMT -5
What happens to Chris Brown during the apocalypse? In the massage senario, if I'm half balloon monster is the balloon half mylar? Also am I filled with helium or do I have to constantly be blown up? Furthermore, am I a scary monster or a nice Sesame Street type monstar? Chris Brown becomes king of the morlochs. It's just your regular skin, but instead of guts and muscles you are filled with helium. And to prevent floating away you have to wear uncomfortable, heavy boots. When you sleep at night you have to stick a tube up your butt that refills the helium. And you are a scary monster except during full moons, where you turn into a nice monster. But the villagers are still terrified of you.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2013 21:30:56 GMT -5
During the apocalypse is there a dance battle for control? If so what music is used?
Is sex possible being part balloon?
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Post by The Sam on Oct 24, 2013 22:20:43 GMT -5
During the apocalypse is there a dance battle for control? If so what music is used? Is sex possible being part balloon? There is a dance battle between yourself and Chris Brown to crown the true king of the morlochs. The music used is the Dig Dug theme. Sex is possible, but it has to be with another balloon/human/monster hybrid.
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Post by The Sam on Oct 24, 2013 22:22:29 GMT -5
I HAVE CLOSED THE FLOOR FOR QUESTIONING!!! OK, so cageking666 , J and BoilerRoomBrawler , how would you each like to vote? Body massage from Brodus Clay or learn dance moves from Chris Brown?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2013 22:24:16 GMT -5
Dance Moves from Chris Brown
If I can't have relations with Brodus....that life is not worth it
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Post by DSR on Oct 25, 2013 0:06:14 GMT -5
Are we doing plugs yet? I've got some dates, and I wanna make sure your audience knows when they can see me do stand-up.
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Post by The Sam on Oct 25, 2013 0:23:04 GMT -5
Are we doing plugs yet? I've got some dates, and I wanna make sure your audience knows when they can see me do stand-up. Plug bag is not open yet. But when it is open, you can plug your twitter which you do not have as much as you want.
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Post by J on Oct 25, 2013 0:31:31 GMT -5
Eh...sex is sex, I'll be the balloon monster.
By the way, Jesse Ventura isn't still trapped in the plugs bag is he?
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Post by The Sam on Oct 25, 2013 0:47:28 GMT -5
By the way, Jesse Ventura isn't still trapped in the plugs bag is he? Do you mean Jesse "The Mind The Body The Soul" Ventura? I guess we'll find out when we open the plug bag.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 25, 2013 11:38:17 GMT -5
Just to spite you Mr The Sam - if that is your real name - I'm gonna change my original pick to getting a massage from Brodus Clay! That'll teach ya! Ha!
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Post by The Sam on Oct 25, 2013 20:36:45 GMT -5
Alright, i'll tally up the votes. cageking666 , you voted for Dance with Chris Brown. Unfortunately, that was the wrong choice for you. I forgot to mention in the Chris Brown scenario that you have to wear an uncomfortable sweater that doesn't quite fit right. So that gives you a total of -1. J , you picked massage from Brodus Clay. That too was the wrong choice, you should of gone for the Chris Brown scenario as that sweater that didn't fit Cageking fits you perfectly and is not uncomfortable and in the Brodus scenario it is perpetually winter so you would need a sweater. So that gives you a score of -1. And BoilerRoomBrawler , you picked the Brodus Clay scenario, which was the correct scenario for you. So that gives you 5,735 points, giving you a total of -1. So it looks like it was a three way tie. Congratulations. And that is how we play "Would You Rather?". Good game. And now it is time for plugs!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 25, 2013 20:40:37 GMT -5
Yes! I'm back baby, I'm back!
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Post by DSR on Oct 25, 2013 21:48:58 GMT -5
I'm not on Twitter, guys!
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Post by J on Oct 25, 2013 23:03:54 GMT -5
I'm not on Twitter, guys! Well that's great that you're not on twitter. As we all know the plugs bag is never really open until we hear the plus bag theme
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