Emmet Russell
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Post by Emmet Russell on Oct 16, 2013 23:23:34 GMT -5
How can you possible dislike this lovable goof?
Khali is a man who started off super-serious, feuding with & defeating the Undertaker - clean. Super-serious Khali continued along that path & eventually won the World Title in a giants specialty; the battle royal.
Here is Khali holding the World Title. Upside down of course:
Khali was on top of the mountain. He even had a match made just for him: The Punjabi Prison. Ironically though, he didn't even compete in the first one.
Khali was floundering a bit as a super-serious giant; people demanded more from him. Luckily enough, the kiss cam returned & Khali became a playboy; one that puts Hefner to shame. He's kissed them all because he's a stud. A man among men & a God in India.
Now days, Khali can barely walk. Yet he still comes down on tours here in Australia & wrestles a one star match with Jinder Mahal. He doesn't need to do these things in his state but he still does. He must enjoy it, & therefore I enjoy him.
Even though he can't walk, he still gave us this wonderful moment:
Without Khali we wouldn't have got that image.
If you don't like Twitter, you now have a reason too. Khali is easily the greatest person ever on the Twitter machine. All he does is take wonderful selfies of his giant jaw:
@greatkhali
How can you not love this man? Khali makes everyone feel happy.  You won't get 5 star matches from this man. You won't get a coherent promo. What you will get though, is pure entertainment. Let's celebrate this man & all his glory. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 16, 2013 23:27:21 GMT -5
I'd love it if Khali retired and his theme song were handed down to Jinder.
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Post by BigWill on Oct 16, 2013 23:28:16 GMT -5
This is going to be a very short thread.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Oct 16, 2013 23:29:28 GMT -5
I couldn't stand Khali when he was a heel. Likewise his face run I found him annoying but, in the past year or so, I find things about him oddly hilarious. Mainly the fact he always looks confused about whatever is going on around him. Like he honestly has no clue what's going on or what he's meant to be doing and he just goes with the flow.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Oct 16, 2013 23:30:23 GMT -5
I like Khali. He may be clumsy and terrible at wrestling, but he's still a very entertaining individual. And I recall reading that he supposedly donates alot of his salary to his hometown. You have to respect a guy for something like that.
That said I really wish the guy would retire for his own good. At this point he's barely able to move and he'd be much better served as a guy used in comedy spots and maybe the occasional match where he puts a guy over.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Oct 16, 2013 23:33:38 GMT -5
No.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2013 23:35:47 GMT -5
Khali's pants look like the most comfortable pair of pajamas ever. I want a pair.
Khali's cool, he's just a big fun loving dude.
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Post by Essential1 on Oct 17, 2013 0:28:03 GMT -5
*Khali himself Brain Chops the OP*
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2013 0:36:28 GMT -5
I truly loved his promo work.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Oct 17, 2013 0:40:03 GMT -5
I wouldn't have picked him for that cup of coffee WHC run in Edge's absence (Finlay was hotter back then), but he's a great comedy midcarder/JTTS.
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Post by Raskovnik on Oct 17, 2013 0:44:36 GMT -5
Legitimately in my top 10 favorites of all time.
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Emmet Russell
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Post by Emmet Russell on Oct 17, 2013 2:03:31 GMT -5
*Khali himself Brain Chops the OP* He'd have to fly all the way to Tasmania for that to happen. I appreciate his dedication to do so. |
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Post by Straight Edge Scrotum on Oct 17, 2013 2:05:09 GMT -5
He's an attraction purely for his size. Wrestling will ALWAYS need attractions like that, no matter how much talent he has/doesn't have. What's a circus without the big animals?
And I mean that in a non-insulting way.
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Post by The Baltimore Staircase on Oct 17, 2013 2:27:06 GMT -5
I only just considered how close to popping out of joint those knees must have been the entire time he was swinging.
And in super serious mode - his appearance actually shocked me. Just waltzing out to the ring to kill Undertaker that time. I was like saaaaaaay whaaaaaaaaaaat.
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Post by hossfan on Oct 17, 2013 5:30:36 GMT -5
My favorite Khali moment was after a Survivor Series match when he raised the hands of his fellow survivors (HBK and Rey Mysterio) in victory and it looked like he was going to rip their arms off.
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Post by The Tank on Oct 17, 2013 5:43:41 GMT -5
I remember those NEWZ stories about how WWE edits the show in India to make it look like Khali is the ultimate hero face of the company.
So I can appreciate Khali, because if they're still doing that presently, then it means that somewhere.........3MB are the top heels.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 17, 2013 6:12:05 GMT -5
I love Khali, mainly for Royal Rumble appearances because you know something fun is going to happen.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2013 6:13:17 GMT -5
Khali when he was getting booked as a serious Monster Heel sucked balls.
But how they use him now is perfect and I love him and wish there was more of him on screen.
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Post by Gummydavidson on Oct 17, 2013 8:44:09 GMT -5
He's fun to play as in the WWE video games.
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Post by Instant Classic on Oct 17, 2013 9:31:21 GMT -5
I liked his run as WHC.
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