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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 19, 2013 23:02:03 GMT -5
I wanna know what rachel summerlynn did...and make it sexy.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Oct 20, 2013 1:22:13 GMT -5
who else read it as "new mortality clause" and had no clue what it was about? Constantly... it makes me think that they originally had it that the contract wasn't null at death... and then they'd reserve the right to bring the preformers corpses out for entertainment purposes WWE no longer has the right to manipulate your corpse with a bizarre series of levers and pulleys like some sort of macabre marionette.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 20, 2013 1:34:13 GMT -5
who else read it as "new mortality clause" and had no clue what it was about? Constantly... it makes me think that they originally had it that the contract wasn't null at death... and then they'd reserve the right to bring the preformers corpses out for entertainment purposes WWE no longer has the right to manipulate your corpse with a bizarre series of levers and pulleys like some sort of macabre marionette. And Ryder still has to job to the dead bodies.
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 20, 2013 1:37:52 GMT -5
It means "you're only allowed to do embarassing things if we book it for our personal enjoyment"
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Oct 20, 2013 1:38:23 GMT -5
who else read it as "new mortality clause" and had no clue what it was about? Constantly... it makes me think that they originally had it that the contract wasn't null at death... and then they'd reserve the right to bring the preformers corpses out for entertainment purposes WWE no longer has the right to manipulate your corpse with a bizarre series of levers and pulleys like some sort of macabre marionette. I read somewhere(I think wrestletaint.gov)that Cena already signed a contract that gives the WWE permission to turn his body into a cyborg after he dies, so he can wrestle with them forever.
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Oct 20, 2013 1:39:44 GMT -5
I wanna know what rachel summerlynn did...and make it sexy. Also, did it involve Jessica James?
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Post by BigBadZ on Oct 20, 2013 1:49:22 GMT -5
Wheel of Morality turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn. Moral #4. And the moral of today's story is:
Don't take pictures of your naughty parts.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 20, 2013 1:51:59 GMT -5
Wheel of Morality turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we should learn. Moral #4. And the moral of today's story is: Don't take pictures of your naughty parts.Unless you're hot. If WWE weren't so anal about their intellectual property and allowed wrestlers to perform elsewhere as their WWE given personas, I wouldn't mind seeing a few guys being released just so they'd be free from the morality clause and able to post whatever they like.
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Post by WorkingInAColeMine on Oct 20, 2013 1:52:16 GMT -5
LETS ALL GO NUTS OVER LOP REPORTS
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Post by BigBadZ on Oct 20, 2013 2:03:49 GMT -5
I guess WWE won't be hiring itself anytime soon
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 20, 2013 2:25:14 GMT -5
The Mortality Clause is "If you die, Linda may deny ever meeting you"
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Post by celticjobber on Oct 20, 2013 3:17:56 GMT -5
The Mortality Clause is "If you die, Linda may deny ever meeting you" Yeah, that's what happened with Lance Cade.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Oct 20, 2013 8:49:57 GMT -5
I wanna know what rachel summerlynn did...and make it sexy. 2 words: Money. Shot. Also nude breasts, vagina, and fellatio. Great if you're aspiring for a career in porn or reality tv star. Bad if you are a pro wrestler.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Oct 20, 2013 8:59:08 GMT -5
Thankfully this isn't retroactive because someone (i.e: Ricardo) wouldn't have a job if this was during his hiring stage.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 20, 2013 9:01:23 GMT -5
Dude some of the jobs you mentioned like garbage man or sewer workers make anywhere from 16-30 bucks an hour with tons of OT potential in my town so not bad at all lol Garbage man making 16-30 bucks an hour,Thats really something.You live in Hollywood or Detroit or outside us or what. Sewer workers okay but still youre in the sewer surrounded by literal crap,not to mention rats and things. I dunno how it is for you yanks, but up here in Canada, sanitation workers are government employees and get payed VERY well. yeah you have to lift garbage and it's kind of gross, but it's more than worth it considering the hours/pay/benefits they get. same's true for a lot of the jobs you listed as "degrading". part of the problem with modern society is the backwards-ass way some people look at certain jobs as being somehow "beneath them", thus affecting how much money people can make doing the job, not to mention self-esteem.
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Post by SenorCrest on Oct 20, 2013 9:24:28 GMT -5
They put money in his pocket
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Post by SAJ Forth on Oct 20, 2013 11:23:12 GMT -5
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Post by invisiblecrane on Oct 20, 2013 13:03:03 GMT -5
What honestly could be more degrading than a WWE contract? It's somewhat ludicrous that this company that essentially purchases human souls would draw the line at things that might negatively impact their image. More degrading? Lets see,a minimum wage job where there's a miracle of a chance for you get promoted to a manageable salary and job,having to do anything and everything with an extremely high job turnout,shoveling horse crap in the stables,working in the sewer,being somebodies personal assistant,working a minimum wage wearing a ridiculous costume advertising your company outside,working as farm animal/horse breeder,being a p0rn star,a garbage man,a waiter,busser,a reality star,being Justin Biebers Bodyguard,Being an underling to Lil Wayne,being an accomplished chef who has to work for a fast food or low restaurant,being an actor and getting put in some of the worst movies doing some of the most degrading things to get there,being a fluffer,being a model having to do some of the most humiliating,degrading acts to get noticed,Working any minimum wage job,Being an Understudy,and etc. are worse than working for WWE. Lets see,take any one oc those or work for the WWE: getting paid hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars,have thousands or millions of adoring fans,being somebodies idol and hero,having my name and likeness everywhere anc in bright lights,being on magazine covers,getting to be on some of the most watched tv shows ever,getting to travel and see the world,get to perform all over the world,do what I love,have international fame,being open for so many opportunities if I leave or during it like talk shows,magazines,movies,stuntman,singer.If I last long enough,get into Hall of Fame,have nice job training the future or be an ambassador or cone up with future storylines.Youre able to get noticed easier and have a recognizable name,likeness so more opportunities outside the field like (UFC,NFL,ESPN,Hollywood).You get to have your own action figures,be in a videogame,get to make a dying kids wish come true just to see you,get to perform for the troops. Sounds like you are more projecting what you wish to have rather that pointing out the difference between a minimum wage job and working for WWE
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Post by Lazy peon on Oct 20, 2013 13:50:18 GMT -5
They put money in his pocket They put "money shot" in his "back pocket"?
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Post by AnM is back on Oct 20, 2013 17:19:36 GMT -5
Garbage man making 16-30 bucks an hour,Thats really something.You live in Hollywood or Detroit or outside us or what. Sewer workers okay but still youre in the sewer surrounded by literal crap,not to mention rats and things. I dunno how it is for you yanks, but up here in Canada, sanitation workers are government employees and get paid VERY well. yeah you have to lift garbage and it's kind of gross, but it's more than worth it considering the hours/pay/benefits they get. same's true for a lot of the jobs you listed as "degrading". part of the problem with modern society is the backwards-ass way some people look at certain jobs as being somehow "beneath them", thus affecting how much money people can make doing the job, not to mention self-esteem. Pretty much the same here. One of my Dad's buddies has been a garbageman for as long as I can remember and he makes damn good money doing so. (Because of the exact reason mentioned you mentioned Baldobomb, no one wants it, gross, etc) And he lives/works in a small town (USA) and he's doing a good & necessary public service. I agree with you that people are ass backwards about stuff like that. Also, calm yourself, king031, as you may be headed for a rage induced stroke.
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