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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 21, 2014 22:13:35 GMT -5
So far so good. Can't wait for the Fan Forum match.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 21, 2014 22:35:45 GMT -5
*The camera fades in to a dingy concrete room with dim red lights. In the middle of the chamber sits a dazed Michael Rose, tied down to a chair with a coil of ropes. Rose looks around the room for a few moments, only to see Jack Jupiter walk up to him.*
Jupiter: HA! Looks like the spider has caught himself a fly! You've got a lot to answer for, Michael. And when this ordeal is over, you WILL make all of those answers clear. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Rose: What in the blue hell is going on? Why am I here? What in the hell are you all doing?
Jupiter: Am I the one tied up and sitting in the chair? NO. You will answer OUR questions; NOT the other way around! And you're going to tell us why you're really here in FAWA, and who you've been collaborating with to bring us EWT veterans down!
Rose: What!? What in the blue hell are you talking about?
Comedian: I think you know what we're talking about.
Rose: No, I don't.
Comedian: Well then, Jack, explain to how you figured out the plan to bring down EWT.
Jupiter: It's simple. We know that you've been talking to Mysth, and you've been his go-to guy for diplomacy with those FAWA failures. Explain yourself! And what you've been up to!
Rose: Okay. I was working in some fed in Florida when I got a call from Mysth, asking for some help with Riggs. I agreed. And, this diplomacy I've been doing with the FAWA wrestlers is called "me being nice." I don't know what the hell you guys think is going on, but I can tell you that it is not of the shenanigan variety.
Comedian: Oh, please! We know you're lying. Jack has evidence to that. Jack, show him your evidence!
Jupiter: Of course. It took some deciphering, but as it so turns out, saying "Psycho" is your favorite scary movie is, when translated into the Czech language and then encrypted into a southern dialect of Finnish and retranslated into English, a Nazi code for working with your enemies! And whose enemies do we have? FAWA of course! Now talk!
Rose and Comedian: THAT'S YOUR EVIDENCE!?
Comedian: Oh dear God. Please tell me you have something more concrete than that.
Jupiter: Well...no. That's why we brought him here. It would seem that we must resort to more...serious methods.
*Jack walks over to a cart with a silver tray, picks up the tray and brings it over to Rose, opening it up to reveal a plate of exactly sixteen buffalo wings.*
Jupiter: So you said that you like wings, huh? WELL. Let's just see how many you can handle! Tell me what your real connections are or you'll be forcefed more wings than you can stomach!
Sorrow: That's your idea of torture? Making him eat chicken wings?
Jupiter: Oh but he can only eat FIFTEEN! *Jack looks over at Rose* And every time you stall with us...we'll stuff your face with a wing! Don't worry, they're boneless. You won't choke on anything. But STILL. I doubt you want to feel sick to your stomach on that terrible sixteenth! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sorrow: Dear God man! You call yourself a torturer! Where are the nipple clamps? Where is the car battery? And, the jumper cables? The whips, the chains, the handcuffs, the mace, the needles?
Jupiter: Oh, YOU think you know how to get the straight dope, do you, Mr. S&M? Well be my guest.
*Jack dusts off his palms and walks back behind Sorrow and Bobby Riggs, shaking his head.*
Sorrow: Alright.
*Sorrow grabs the plate of wings.*
Sorrow: Now, I know this isn't my kind of weapon. But, I think I can choke you with these wings. This is gonna hurt a little, but I think...
*Suddenly, Rose jumps up, knocking the wings into Sorrow's face. Sorrow falls back. Riggs tries to grab Rose, but Rose kicks him in the balls. Rose then exits the room. Jupiter and Sorrow give chase. Riggs follows but can't run fast. After a few seconds, Sorrow and Jupiter stop, having lost Rose. Riggs joins him.*
Comedian: How in the hell did he get out?
Sorrow: I don't know. What kind of knots did you use, Jupiter?
*Jupiter knods his head.*
Sorrow: Wrong! There is no vandelay knot! You don't know how to tie any knot, do you!?
Jupiter: Hey man, don't blame me. The REAL Jack Jupiter can do many things, but he isn't some kind of knot-tying machine!
Comedian: Dammit, Jack. What are we gonna do now?
Jupiter: Michael wouldn't talk to us, and would rather make nice with the FAWA guys. Suspicious, isn't it? We're going to have to play it safe and take no chances. Gentlemen, we have to kill FAWA.
Comedian: Dammit, Jack. What are we gonna do now?
Jupiter: Michael wouldn't talk to us, and would rather make nice with the FAWA guys. Suspicious, isn't it? We're going to have to play it safe and take no chances. Gentlemen, we have to kill FAWA.
Comedian: But, that's what we're already trying to do.
Jupiter: And now we can try even HARDER! Better, faster, and so on.
Comedian: But how? What ideas do you have?
Jupiter: We must band together and use our combined might to crush all opposition and put a stop to this FAWA subversion once and for all!
Comedian: You just said the same thing only with different words.
Jupiter: Did I? Or maybe some FAWA sorcery is playing tricks on your mind! Maybe third time's a charm? The time has come to ATTACK THEM! FULL FORCE! NO MERCY! NO QUARTER! NO NICKEL!
Sorrow: What in the hell is wrong with you?
Jupiter: What's wrong with you, bro? It's all about perspective. Don't question the REAL Jack Jupiter. Question why you're not out there fighting against the enemy!
Sorrow: What I am questioning is why we're working with you.
*Jack looks over to The Comedian and points at Sorrow*
Jupiter: You work with this guy? He's trying to cause dissension in our ranks! He's an OBVIOUS FAWA mole!
Comedian: No, he's not! He's been with me since before we even came here. He just has some concerns about your methods.
Sorrow: Big concerns!
Jupiter: ...wait, then why are we arguing? We've got an enemy to fight!
Sorrow: Well, things aren't exactly going well.
Comedian: I'm aware. I think we should just regroup and come up with a new plan, okay?
Jupiter: Yeah yeah. As much as it shocks me to say, I think you may know Michael Rose and his shenanigans better than I. What do you think we should do?
Comedian: I'm gonna have to think about that. Let's split up for now and regroup later, okay?
Jupiter: Dude you got it.
*Jack turns about and walks away, continuing to look at and talk to Riggs.*
Jupiter: Give me a ring-ring when you decide what's going down. When we bring that hammer down on Rose and his friends it's going to hit them so hard that they're not going to know what hit them, and they're--
*Jack crashes right into one of the walls and falls over.*
Jupiter: ...ow.
Comedian: You okay, Jack?
Jupiter: Me, okay? I'm BETTER than okay! Bobby, you call me after you find out what's what and I'll be ON THAT. *Jack opens the door and raises an arm* TO OLYMPUS!
*Jack staggers out and shuts the door behind him.*
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 21, 2014 22:38:45 GMT -5
Ok I actually have something I need to do tomorrow morning but the main event will be posted tomorrow afternoon. But I'm posting this as a reminder for how voting works.
I. GM posts entrances and voting goes live with a deadline set for hours later.
II. Voters are encouraged to vote by writing whole sequences rather than single moves. They embolden the name of their pick in the match but are encouraged to write for all contestants. They may post as many sequences as they want.
Anyone may post a vote as long as it meets the guidelines. ANYONE MAY POST A VOTE AS LONG AS IT MEETS THE GUIDELINES. ANYONE.
III. The real vote involves counting the Likes that each post receives. Liking your own posts doesn't count. ANYONE may Like a post and it will count.
IV. Once deadline is reached, the GM counts the votes and posts the finish.
To encourage creativity, a match could have hours upon hours to give ample opportunity for people to post their votes. Shows span the whole work week.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 22, 2014 12:36:52 GMT -5
*Scott Martin walks down to the ring holding his title high over head.
*Dave Mclaren walks to the ring with his hoodie down
MM:Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the FAN Forums Championship. Introducing first the challenger weighing in at 220 pounds from Toronto Ontario, Canada, DAVE MCLAREN!!!
*Dave jumps onto the turnbuckle tho a major pop from the crowd
MM: And his opponent from Beverly ,Massachusetts weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the reigning and defending FAN Forums Champion SCOTT MARTIN!!!
Voting closes at 5:30
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 22, 2014 13:14:09 GMT -5
(I'm not sure who to vote for but I'll toss in some action until then)
*McLaren and Martin look each other in the eyes and circle the ring...*
Tim Hoss: It's been a long time coming but these two men are finally squaring off for the title.
*They lock up. Martin backs McLaren to the ropes but McLaren reverses, twisting Martin around onto the ropes.*
Jesse King: I'm surprised that McLaren Is feeling this one out. I'd crush Martin right out of the gate.
TH: McLaren with an Irish whip!
*Martin runs across the ring and returns-*
TH: And McLaren with a hip toss!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 22, 2014 15:52:43 GMT -5
*Martin bounces back to his feet.*
TH: McLaren with an arm drag! But Martin is staying up!
JK: The kid's got spring in his step and he has the spirit to win if he doesn't get cocky.
*McLaren runs up to Martin-*
TH: Martin with a dropkick!
*McLaren gets up-*
TH: And another drop kick!
*McLaren gets up. Martin feints a third dropkick. McLaren steps back.Martin leaps forward.*
TH: A flying forearm to the head! Down goes McLaren!
JK: Martin is on fire, Hoss!
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 22, 2014 16:48:23 GMT -5
I'll extend the deadline til 7.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 22, 2014 17:02:54 GMT -5
Scott Martin hits snap suplex on David McLaren.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 22, 2014 18:12:03 GMT -5
*Mclaren tries for an inside cradle but Martin kicks out at 2
*Roundhouse kick to Scott
*He sets up for white noise but Scott gets a crucifix pin
*1-2-3!!
MM: Here is your winner and still FAN Forums champion Scott Martin!!
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 22, 2014 18:14:03 GMT -5
Thank you Seth Drakin, Vokun, Brawler,Fake Jesus and Bruce Banner.
I'm really getting frustrated with this whole thing right now though, It's like since summer most people here aren't trying anymore and I really have no Idea what we can do to fix this.
I just needed to get that off my chest.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 22, 2014 22:01:38 GMT -5
I think Fake Jesus is owed a thanks for dropping in to take part in the Liking process. Show off faith and all that.
It's a step in a new direction. I for one liked writing snippets rather than giant matches for once. Hopefully this is just the beginning.
What I would do is start a new thread. I could do it if you don't want to, Anti.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 22, 2014 22:13:05 GMT -5
Oh, one other thing. I think the key to making the new format work is the same as that of WWE:FAN Edition - consistent scheduling.
A weekly schedule is key so that people generally know when to show up to participate. For that matter, a weekly schedule is a sign of consistent activity which instills confidence in readers.
I've been here before. This could turn around if we can be weekly and consistent.
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 23, 2014 14:16:44 GMT -5
I'm sorry I missed the voting of the match. I was out for pretty much the entire day yesterday.  |
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 23, 2014 16:18:31 GMT -5
So Anti, next card?
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 23, 2014 17:00:22 GMT -5
I'll put it up tomorrow.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 23, 2014 18:43:50 GMT -5
Funky idea: editing the cards into the first post. Cards are irrelevant to voting with this new paradigm so long as it continues but they can be made a little more known.
Regardless, the first post needs an overhaul. Any suggestions would be appreciated.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jun 23, 2014 20:26:20 GMT -5
I noticed that the World Heavyweight Championship and Fan Forums Championship still say that they're vacant.
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Post by Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! on Jun 24, 2014 20:23:44 GMT -5
Alright so we have definitely on tap:
Seth Drakin Vs Smokin Vokun for the World Title
Any other ideas?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jun 24, 2014 23:16:46 GMT -5
I've been out of the loop. Who doesn't already have a match and who didn't have a match last show?
And I'll have to fix that, Hulk.
Drakin and Martin respectively, right?
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Post by bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun on Jun 25, 2014 23:41:55 GMT -5
I think we should try to at least put another match on there. I guess since this is a big show coming up. But that's just me.
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