FAWA: Drakin versus Richlen Caught Fire! (p39-40)

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

Well we could put Richlen in a match but I don't know against who, unless we're going to put Martin in with him, but he's been missing, Hayden hasn't posted in months, Jono is definitely gone, Dupoe's fallen off the face of the planet, Mclaren's disappeared.

So our active roster is: Seth Drakin (WHC), Gus Richlen, Smokin Vokun, Shaelin, NMH, Bobby Riggs, Sorrow, Michael Rose, Kerry Thompson MiscreAnt and Antihero.

Keep in mind that Richlen controls 3 of them, and Banner controls 4

So that means we have 5 active users here.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

#1 contender for the Interforums title

[Hulk With A Mustache]

If you need more matches for the show, feel free to add two jobber matches with The Comedian and Michael Rose. I have something I want to do with them.

[Jonathan Michaels]

Jun 26, 2014 9:33:31 GMT -5 Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! said:

Well we could put Richlen in a match but I don't know against who, unless we're going to put Martin in with him, but he's been missing, Hayden hasn't posted in months, Jono is definitely gone, Dupoe's fallen off the face of the planet, Mclaren's disappeared.

So our active roster is: Seth Drakin (WHC), Gus Richlen, Smokin Vokun, Shaelin, NMH, Bobby Riggs, Sorrow, Michael Rose, Kerry Thompson MiscreAnt and Antihero.

Keep in mind that Richlen controls 3 of them, and Banner controls 4

So that means we have 5 active users here.

In my defense, nobody has messaged me in months.

I've got my personal shit settled, and am itching to get things going again.

Although I am still upset at what happened before.

But perhaps that could be useful.

[bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun]

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

Jun 28, 2014 19:33:45 GMT -5 Jonathan Michaels said:

Jun 26, 2014 9:33:31 GMT -5 Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! said:

Well we could put Richlen in a match but I don't know against who, unless we're going to put Martin in with him, but he's been missing, Hayden hasn't posted in months, Jono is definitely gone, Dupoe's fallen off the face of the planet, Mclaren's disappeared.

So our active roster is: Seth Drakin (WHC), Gus Richlen, Smokin Vokun, Shaelin, NMH, Bobby Riggs, Sorrow, Michael Rose, Kerry Thompson MiscreAnt and Antihero.

Keep in mind that Richlen controls 3 of them, and Banner controls 4

So that means we have 5 active users here.

In my defense, nobody has messaged me in months.

I've got my personal shit settled, and am itching to get things going again.

Although I am still upset at what happened before.

But perhaps that could be useful.

For the record that wasn't a shot at anybody I was just getting frustrated with this whole thing.

[Hulk With A Mustache]

Is there a list of jobbers that FAWA uses? Antihero told me about two: Jack the Snack Rogers and Justin Hole. I was just wondering if there were more.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

Anti, consider the EvangeliAnts back on hiatus until/unless EWT gets steam going again.

I may be bringing back an old ally in their place.

[bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun]

Ladies and gentleman...IT'S BACK!!!


INSIDE THE VAULT!!!!


Remember when we had a tag team division? Well, we did once and it was grand. To celebrate the (I think) return of Square...lets celebrate one of his early title wins. This vault is from March, 30th, 2009 at SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!


WWCF World Tag Team Championship: The Non American Heroes V. The Pride: M.O.P. and Metylerca



Michael Muffer - The following contest is a tag match scheduled for one fall with a 60 minute time limit and is for the WWCF Tag Team Championship.



*Supermassive Black Hole hits the PA and Square and Starshine of the Non American Heroes make their way to the ring*



Michael Muffer - Introducing first, weighing in tonight at a combined weight of 440 pounds. They are Square and Starshine, the Non-American Heroes.



*The NAH reach the ring, climb opposite turnbuckles, taunt and motion for the belts.*



Michael Muffer - And introducing next- *Starshine snatches the mic from him.*



Amigo - And in a surprising turn of events Starshine has a mic. Trust me folks, you don't see this very often.



Sam - Is that sarcasm?



Amigo - Now what would make you think that?



Starshine - Excuse me Michael Muffer, but I have something to say. Now I'd just like to thank everyone here in Parts Unknown for making the trip out here to see the crowning of new champions. Tonight, we take control of the mantle. Tonight, we make history. Tonight, we become the greatest, no wait scratch that... THE GREATEST TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD! You may not like us. You probably won't cheer us. But you know what? After tonight, that won't matter. Because after the bell rings and the match is over, you'll have no choice but watch us every single week.

This is Square, and I am Starshine. WE are the Non-American Heroes. And like you've already heard, there's no stopping us now!



*Starshine hands the mic back to Michael Muffer.*



Michael Muffer - Uh... in-introducing next. Representing The Pride. They weigh in together at 462 pounds. They are your WWCF Tag Team Champions, Metylerca and M.O.P



*Whiplash hits the PA, as The Pride come out to big crowd support. The NAH exit the ring before they enter and regroup together outside. Metylerca and M.O.P. climb the nearest turnbuckles to them and taunt them with the titles before passing them to the referee.*



*The referee holds up the titles to the crowd. But before he can pass them over to the keeper's table, the NAH snatch them and pose to the crowd with them. The referee holds back the Pride from advancing and takes the belts back placing them on the table.*



*The bell rings*



M.O.P. starts things off for the pride while Square wins a scissors, paper, rock battle to start for the NAH.



Square and M.O.P. aggressively lock up with M.O.P. powering his opponent to the corner. The ref orders a clean break, and M.O.P. lets go before threatening a chop. Both eye each other and go for another lock up. M.O.P. switches into a behind waist lock, drags Square to the mat and spins into a front face lock. Square rolls into an arm wringer and brings him into his teams corner, tagging in Starshine. Square holds onto the arm as Starshine kicks the exposed side area. Starshine pushes M.O.P. into the ropes and delivers a back elbow into the sternum. He drags M.O.P. into the centre of the ring and applies an abdominal stretch, M.O.P. quickly escapes, leg sweeps Starshine and tags in Metylerca. Metylerca casualy walks up behind Starshine still getting to his feet. Starshine gets to his feet, turns around and loses his balance at the appearance of Metylerca. He quickly crawls back to his corner and hugs Square's mid section. Square pats him on the back for comfort and Starshine slowly reaches his feet again.



Metylerca challenges Starshine to test of strength and Starshine complies. Metylerca easily wins and Starshine crumples to the mat. Starshine tries to work the pain out of his hands and challenges him to another one. Metylerca looks confused but agrees. Before they completely contact Starshine connects with a thumb to the eye. He then Irish whips Metylerca off the ropes. Metylerca manages to duck a clothesline and rebounds again rolling Starshine into a school boy.

1...

2...

Square launches himself through the ropes to break up the pin.



Square and a spooked Starshine roll out of the ring to regroup. Metylerca launches himself on top of them with a suicide plancha. He rolls Starshine back into the ring, pushes him into his corner and tags in M.O.P. Metylerca whips Starshine into the ropes and M.O.P. floors him with a drop toe hold. Metylerca immediately follows up with an elbow drop. M.O.P. pick Starshine back up and delivers a loud knife edge chop sending him reeling into the corner. M.O.P. motions for the crowd to quiet and delivers another, louder chop. Starshine stumbles out from the corner and collapses on the canvas. M.O.P. goes for the pin.

1...

2...

Starshine kicks out.



M.O.P. brings him back into his corner and tags in Metylerca again. M.O.P. holds Starshine in the ropes allowing Metylerca to deliver a stiff kick to the chest. Followed by another, and another to the now red chest of Starshine. Outside and recovered, Square drags M.O.P.'s feet off the apron knocking him down face first to the edge of the canvas. He climbs to ring side and swipes at Metylerca. Metylerca dodges but falls victim to a concealed low shot from Starshine. Square returns back to his corner. Starshine wrings Metylerca's arm and tags in Square who climbs to the second rope. Square delivers a double axe handle and Starshine exits the ring. Square tags Starshine back in and he climbs the second rope this time. Square wrings the arm again and Starshine delivers a double axe handle of his own onto the arm. Starshine wrings the arm again and tags Square back in who hits another double axe handle. They continue this a few more times before ending with Square as the legal man.



Square lightly kicks Metylerca in the head, taunting him and steps on his worked over arm. The referee orders him to break the hold and issues a five count. Square releases his weight off Metylerca's arm and connects with another boot to the head. Square picks Metylerca up and lifts him into a stalling suplex, holding him up and dropping him to the mat. He lifts Metylerca up again, tags in Starshine and hits a spine buster. Starshine climbs to the second rope and hits an elbow drop to Metylerca and goes for a pin.

1...

Starshine lifts him up and taunts M.O.P., still in his corner. Starshine picks Metylerca up and applies a pumphandle, lifting him up and hitting a sit out powerbomb. Starshine forgoes a pin attempt again continuing to taunt M.O.P. while Metylerca slowly crawls over to his corner. Starshine turns his taunts towards Metylerca, letting him get sloe to his corner before dragging him by his ankle towards the center of the ring. Metylerca manages to get to his free foot and attempts an enziguri which is ducked. Starshine brings Metylerca back into his corner and tags in Square. Both connect with multiple mudhole kicks to their opponent. Metylerca attempts a desperate leap across the ring to his partner but is stopped again by Square as M.O.P. looks on helplessly. Square attempts a fisherman suplex but Metylerca rolls out of lift. Square stops him from getting closer to his corner and Irish whips him into the ropes opposite. Metylerca ducks the lariat and rebounds with a spinning wheel kick. Starshine rushes in the ring but is also leveled with a roundhouse kick. Metylerca leaps towards M.O.P.'s outstretched hand and makes the tag.



M.O.P. rushes in like a house on fire flooring Square with a clothesline and knocking Starshine out of the ring with a European uppercut. He Irish whips Square into the ropes and lifts him into a Samoan drop. He connects with a running senton and locks in an STF. Square struggles for the ropes but M.O.P. holds on tightly. Square fights through the pain and reaches the ropes, forcing M.O.P. to release the hold. M.O.P. doesn't let up his flurry of offense and gives Square a German suplex followed up with a belly to back. M.O.P. points to the turnbuckle and begins climbing. He stops at the top and looks towards the crowd, pointing down to Square and making a cut throat gesture. He leaps off and connects with the double elbow drop and attempts the pin.

1...

2...

He rolls out of the pin as Starshine leaps off the ropes and accidentally hits Square with his own elbow drop. M.O.P. throws Starshine out of the ring and lifts Square to his feet. He lifts him up for the turnpike driver but Square is able to hold on to the ropes, stopping him from hitting the move. Metylerca kicks his arms away allowing M.O.P. to hit the move. He goes for the pin.

1..

2...

Starshine drags the referee out of the ring.

M.O.P. exits the ring and chases Starshine around the ring. Starshine uses Michael Muffer as a shield and shoves him into M.O.P. Metylerca launches off the ring apron into Starshine knocking him down as Square rolls outside, still recovering from the finisher. Metylerca clutches his arm in pain. The referee begins the 10 count.

1...

2...

3...

4...

Square, Starshine and Metylerca are stil prone on the mat.

5...

6...

M.O.P. picks up Square and rolls him back into the ring. He hooks the leg for the pin.

1...

2...

Square's foot reaches the ropes. M.O.P. drags Square into the centre of the ring and attempts another pin.

1...

2...

Square powers his shoulder up.

M.O.P. stands up and signals for another Turnpike Driver. He picks up Square, who crumples to his knees. M.O.P. lifts him up, dead weight and onto his shoulders, trying to balance himself. From the outside, Starshine grabs M.O.P.'s foot stopping him from hitting the move. M.O.P. drops Square and pulls Starshine onto the apron by his hair and drags him over the top rope and into the ring. Meanwhile Metylerca manages to positing himself back in his corner. Square rolls out of the ring and grabs the tag titles from the keeper's table and throws one into the ring. The referee picks up the title and exits the ring to place it back. Square rolls in with his title and positions himself behind M.O.P., currently distracted with Starshine. Square swings the belt as he turns around but is stopped by Metylerca, holding the other end of the strap. Both struggle in a tug of war, trying to gain the belt. From behind, Starshine pushes M.O.P. into Metylerca. Square releases his grip causing Metylerca to inadvertently hit his partner with it. Metylerca checks on M.O.P. and turns into a Starshine super kick. Square picks up M.O.P. in a side backbreaker position as Starshine climbs the turnbuckle. Square hit the backbreaker and Starshine follows up with an elbow drop. Square goes for the pin.

1...

2...

3...



Michale Muffer - Your winners, and NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW WWCF Tag Team Champions. Square and Starshine, The Non-American Heroes.



*Square and Starshine are ecstatic as they grab the titles and hug one another. They climb opposite turnbuckles and hold the titles high, as the crowd begins littering the ring with garbage. They exit to the entrance ramp and stop to pose with their new belts one more time.*



*Back in the ring Metylerca, rubbing his jaw rolls back in to check on his partner. M.O.P. comes to and Metylerca explains what happened. M.O.P. reaches his feet as Metylerca helps support him. Surprisingly M.O.P. shoves his partner away. He says something inaudible to Metylerca who looks a little shocked, and tries to explain himself. M.O.P. simply shakes his head and walks to the back without him. Metylerca, confused follows afterwards.*



Written by: Starshine

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

Show gets put up on friday.

[Hulk With A Mustache]

Jul 2, 2014 13:31:34 GMT -5 Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED! said:

Show gets put up on friday.

In the immortal words of Peter Potomas: Did you get those things I sent you?

I just want to be sure. I don't have the internet at my place at the moment. I'm posting at Starbucks and might not be able to get online during the weekend. I just want to know so that I can send them in before tomorrow.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

Yep.

[bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun]

This show is going to be OFF THE HOOK!!!!

[bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun]

Ladies and gentleman...it's time for yet another....


INSIDE THE VAULT!!!!


This to honor tonight's main event between Seth Drakin and Smokin Vokoun for the FAWA World Heavyweight Championship.

Tonight we look at the Main Event from In Your Apartment on November, 30th, 2009. A Four Way Dance between four of the biggest legends this E Fed has ever had. So strap in for some ACTION PACKED ACTION!!!!!



4-Way Elimination Match for the WWCF World Title: Jazzman V. King Motor-Colt V. Square V. Aaron Enigma



The following contest is the 4-Way Elimination match for the WWCF World Heavweight Championship!



*I Don’t Care*

Introducing first, from Preston, England, weighing in at 210 pounds, Square!



Square is greeted with a chorus of boos following his earlier assault on Aaron Enigma.



You know that time in your life, that single moment that defines exactly who you are? Well that only stings for a second…

*Smoke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em*

From Adelaide, Australia, weighing in at 247 pounds, King Motor-Colt!



*Lilac Lane*

From Upstate New York, weighing in at 206 pounds. He is the reigning and defending WWCF World Heavyweight Champion, JAZZMAN!!!



Hmm, it doesn't look like the ref wants to wait for Aaron any longer.



I guess so, Gorilla. It's too bad, I think he had a good shot at winning the title.



The ref moves to signal for the bell when suddenly...



Make a Move begins to play and Aaron Enigma emerges and limps down the ramp, holding his left arm with his right arm. An EMT tries to convince him to turn back but he shrugs him off and continues to walk to the ring. Square and the other competitors are in shock as the crowd cheers loudly.



Oh my goodness, King. He's here! The Head Detective is here!



Yeah Gorilla but what condition is he really in? He doesn't look ready to compete, he looks ready to go to the hospital.



That's the heart of Aaron, Jesse. He talked all week about how much that title means to him. He told them all he was going to usher in a new era to WWCF. He isn't about to go back on his word.



I just hope he isn't making a huge mistake here.



Aaron tenderly gets in the ring. He looks straight at Square as the bell sounds. Square charges at him and punches Aaron into the corner. Colt and Jazzman lock up as well and the battle begins. Square attacks Aaron with a vicious series of punches, taking advantage of his injured foe. He whips Aaron across the ring into the other corner and charges. However Aaron gets his foot up and nails Square in the head. Aaron leaps and hits a big clothesline on him, but drops to the ground grasping his arm in pain. Meanwhile, Colt and Jazzman fight into the corner, and the break cleanly. Colt notices the downed Aaron and moves to make a quick pin on him.



1.....2....Aaron is able to kick out!



Colt picks up Aaron, but Aaron breaks his hold and deliver a big kick to the midsection. He bounces off the ropes and kicks Colt in the side of the head, but Jazzman then blindsides Aaron with a clothesline. During this Square gets up and starts to attack Aaron again, this time stomping him before locking him in an abdominal stretch. Jazzman goes after Colt, lifting him up and attempting a suplex, but Colt counters with one of his own. Aaron tries to break Square's hold and eventually muscles Square off him, but Square attacks quickly with a kick to the stomach followed by a DDT. Instead of pinning Aaron, he starts stomping him. Colt comes up from behind Square with a clubbing back blow, and turns Square around, lifting him up to hit the Story on Page One, Square counters it though, and pushes Colt off him. The two are about to lock up again but Jazzman nails the two of them with a double clothesline. He then goes to pin the injured Aaron.



1.....2....Aaron kicks out again!



Jazzman lifts Aaron up and throws him into the corner. He crosses the ring and then begins to charge back at Aaron to make him Take the A Train. Colt leaps up and explodes on Jazzman with a huge clothesline though. Colt takes advantage and charges at Aaron, who has managed to turn around and put his back on the turnbuckle. Colt jumps for a splash, but Aaron catches him and plants him with a solid STO. Aaron then jumps from the corner and hits a running neckbreaker on Square. Aaron remains the lone standing man and the crowd cheers for him. He moves to pin Square.



1.....2.Square easily pushes the injured man off him.



Aaron gets to his feet and ducks under a punch from Colt and attempts one of his own, but Colt blocks it and kicks Aaron in the stomach before hitting a vertical suplex. Aaron lands and shouts in pain as Colt moves to pin him.



1.....2.....Aaron just kicks out!



Colt lifts Aaron up and moves to punch him, however Aaron ducks and Colt swings around. Aaron grabs him and quickly plants Colt and himself with a russian legsweep. Aaron writhes in pain and Jazzman tries to take advantage with a pin.



1.....2.....Aaron just kicks out again!



Jazzman lifts Aaron to his feet and moves to throw him into the corner, but Aaron counters and throws Jazzman instead. Aaron charges at Jazzman, but Jazzman dodges and Aaron's shoulder hits the steel ringpost, turning around Jazzman plants him with a jumping armbreaker. Colt comes from behind and attempts to german suplex Jazzman, but he flips through the throws and instead pushes Colt into the ropes, before rolling him up.



1.....2...Colt pushes Jazzman off him!



Square moves to the downed Aaron and puts him in a keylock. Aaron desparately tries to break the hold, but Square wrenches it move. Aaron eventually gets to his feet, and elbows Square in the gut. As he goes to move away though, Square grabs his head and drops him with a reverse DDT. Jazzman comes over to Square from behind and also hits a reverse DDT on Square. Colt charges at Jazzman from behind, but Jazzman ducks and delivers a big enziguri as Colt turns around. Jazzman picks up Square and throws him to the corner. He picks up Square and puts him on the top rope before climbing up himself. He sets up Square to hit Such Sweet Thunder, but Square is able to push him off and Jazzman crashes on the ground. Square jumps up and leaps for a diving elbow, and he hits Jazzman and goes for the pin.



1.....2....Jazzman just gets his shoulder up!



Square is frustrated now and moves to take it out on Aaron, he gets on his knees and starts pounding away at Aaron. The ref eventually pulls him off Aaron and Square exchanged words with him. Colt picks up Aaron and throws him into a corner, and then picks up Jazzman and throws him into the same corner. Jazzman and Aaron collide and Colt charges. At the last second, Aaron shoves Jazzman off him and his head collides with Colt. Both men stagger from the blow, and Aaron leaps to the ropes, and bounces off with a huge kick to Colt. Aaron lands on the mat and doesn't move, exhausted and still injured from earlier. Jazzman falls on top of Colt for a pin.



1.....2....Colt gets his shoulder up!



Square meanwhile moves to Aaron and picks him up. He bounces off the ropes and moves to hit Aaron with the Squareplosion. However Aaron ducks under it, and Square runs right into a clothesline from Jazzman. Aaron drops to one knee, clutching his left arm. Colt comes from behind and dropkicks Aaron, who goes sprawling under the ropes and out of the ring. Square clotheslines Colt from behind and gets out of the ring. He lifts up Aaron and slams his back into the side of the ring. He quickly follows up by throwing Aaron into the stairs. Square moves towards Aaron, but Jazzman connects with a baseball slide that sends Square to the ground. Jazzman picks Aaron up and throws him back into the ring. Jazzman gets on the ring apron to get in the ring, but Colt hits him with a dropkick and he's sent back to the floor. Colt seizes the moment and moves to pin Aaron.



1.....2.....Aaron is just barely able to get his shoulder up!



Colt gets up, visibly frustrated and amazed that Aaron refuses to stay down. He lifts Aaron up and attempts to hit the Story on Page One, however Aaron counters and lands on his feet before dropping Colt with a quick DDT. Aaron drops to the ground, quickly losing steam and trying to catch a breather. Jazzman gets to his feet on the outside and moves to get in the ring, but Square clubs him in the back. Square tries to throw Jazzman into the ring post, but Jazzman reverses and sends Square's head bouncing off the metal instead. He picks up Square and throws him into the ring before getting in himself. He picks up Square and hits him with a vertical suplex and goes for the pin.



1.....2.....Square just kicks out!



Jazzman gets up and picks up Square. He throws him into the corner and motions he's going to make him Take the A Train. However Square dodges and Jazzman manages to stop before he crashes into the turnbuckle. He turns around and is met with a big boot from Colt. Square looks at Aaron and lifts him up. He attempts to use a scoop slam on Aaron, but Aaron counters it and drops Square with a quick reverse STO. Aaron looks physically tired as he crawls to Square for the pin.



1.....2.....Square is able to kick out!



Aaron grabs his hair in frustration as he attempts to get to his feet. He struggles and uses the ropes for leverage. Colt notices this and runs at Aaron. Aaron pulls down the top rope and Colt is sent flying over the ropes and onto the ring floor. Aaron moves to the corner and leans on the turnbuckle, trying to get some rest. Jazzman and Square struggle to get to their feet. They lock up in the center and Square locks Jazzman in a headlock which he flips Jazzman to the ground. Jazzman pushes Square's head between his knees and attempts to squeeze him. Square gets out quickly and both men get up. Square kicks Jazzman and attempts to whip Jazzman into Aaron. However Jazzman counters and sends Square flying towards Aaron. Aaron dives out of the way at the last second and Square rams the turnbuckle at top speed. Aaron leaps at Square and rolls him up with a schoolboy pin.



1.....2.....3!



Square has been eliminated.



Square roars in anger, gets up and argues with the ref, saying he made a fast count. He looks towards Aaron who is smiling at him. Square screams and flies at Aaron, hitting him with a Squareplosion and Aaron uses the ropes to absorb some of the impact, but the move sends Aaron flying over the ropes and he lands harshly on the floor. Square angrily stomps out of the ring and up the ramp, slightly satisfied he somewhat got revenge on Aaron.



Meanwhile, Colt crawls back into the ring and locks eyes with Jazzman. Jazzman charges with a punch but Colt blocks it and hits one of his own. He punches Jazzman back against the ropes. Jazzman bounces off and punches Colt. Colt staggers back into the ropes and bounces off, hitting Jazzman with a punch. Jazzman bounces off the ropes and moves to punch, but Colt ducks it and grabs Jazzman from behind, hitting him with a German suplex. Colt goes for the pin.



1.....2.....Jazzman just kicks out!



Aaron drags himself to his feet, clutching his side in pain. He crawls under the bottom rope and pulls himself to his feet using the ropes. Colt goes over to Aaron and elbows him in the face. He whips Aaron to the ropes and Aaron bounces off. Colt motions for a back body drop, but Aaron telegraphs it and kicks Colt in the chest. He runs to bounce off the ropes but Colt jumps and hits Aaron with a knee in the chest and goes for the pin.



1.....2.....Aaron kicks out again!



Colt looks shocked at Aaron, wondering why he won't give up. Frustrated, he lifts up Aaron and throws him into the corner. He runs to the corner just lays into Aaron with a series of chops and punches. Aaron tries to block as best he can but his left arm is too weak. Colt finishes with a big punch to the head and then hard whips Aaron across the ring. Aaron hits the turnbuckle and falls to the ground, yelling in pain. Colt moves towards Aaron and lifts him up. Jazzman comes over and the two of them double suplex Aaron. Colt moves towards Aaron to pin him, but Jazzman dropkick Colt in the back and sends him chest first into the turnbuckle. Jazzman charges and makes Colt Take the A Train. Jazzman lands closer to Aaron and slowly crawls to him. He drapes his arm over Aaron to pin him.



1.....2.....Aaron somehow kicks out!



Jazzman looks flustered by moves over to Colt to pin him.



1.....2.....Colt kicks out as well!



Jazzman can't believe it and stands up in shock. He lifts up Colt and throws him into the corner. He attempt for a repeat performance with his finisher, but Colt ducks at the last second and Jazzman crashes into the turnbuckle. Jazzman falls to the mat grasping his knees in pain. Colt and Aaron struggle to get up on opposite sides of the ring. Colt makes it to his feet first and he moves towards Aaron. Colt moves to grab Aaron but Aaron punches him in the stomach. Aaron jumps to his feet with a european uppercut, sending Colt reeling. He runs to Colt and attempts to throw him into the ropes, however, Colt throws Aaron into the ropes and on the rebound lifts him up and hits a flapjack on him. All three men lay in the ring, all struggling to get to their feet.



Jazzman gets up first and moves towards Aaron. He wrenches the left arm of Aaron who yells in pain. Aaron flips through the move and locks in an arm wrench of his own. Jazzman breaks the wrench and kicks Aaron in the stomach before throwing him into the corner. Colt makes it to his feet and attempts to intercept Aaron with a big clothesline, but Aaron ducks and Colt nails Jazzman instead. Colt quickly turns around but is met by an enziguri from Aaron. Colt, dazed by the kick wobbles around the ring. Aaron gets up and slowly grabs Colt. He lifts Colt up and nails him with the Brilliant Deduction. However Aaron grabs his arm again and can't make the pin. He gets up but Jazzman kicks him in the back of the head and he goes down. Jazzman moves to pin Colt.



1.....2.....3!



Motor-Colt has been eliminated!



Jazzman quickly moves to pin Aaron, trying to end this quickly.



1.....2.....Aaron once again kick out!



Jazzman finally loses it and argues with the ref about a slow count. However he quickly gives up on that and lifts up Aaron. He attempts a german suplex, but Aaron flips through it, but not without wincing and staggering quite a bit. Jazzman turns around and attempt a clothesline but Aaron ducks under it. He grabs Jazzman and attempts a reverse STO, but Jazzman grabs the ropes and Aaron drops to the ground and Jazzman grabs his legs and goes for a jacknife pin.



1.....2.....Aaron gets his shoulder up!



Jazzman and Aaron both get to their feet. Jazzman grabs Aaron and throws him to the corner. He moves to set up Aaron for Such Sweet Thunder. Aaron hits a surprising European Uppercut out of nowhere and sends Jazzman falling to the ground. Aaron turns his back to the ring and wobbly stands up. The crowd looks on in anticipation. Aaron jumps and hits an amazing moonsault senton on Jazzman. He hooks the leg of Jazzman and the ref counts.



1.....2.....Jazzman reverses into a crucifix pin!



1.....2.....3!



Aaron Enigma has been eliminated! Here is your winner and still WWCF World Champion, Jazzman!



Aaron rolls through the pin and looks at Jazzman before getting to his knees in tears and grabbing his arm in pain again. Exhausted he looks to Jazzman, who's just as tired. The ref moves to raise Jazzman's hand and gives him the title. Jazzman hugs the title. Aaron gets to his feet and claps for Jazzman before exiting the ring and collapsing as EMTs rush to check on him again. Aaron is helped up the ramp by the EMTs but not before turning to the fans, waving at them. He bows in respect at them and at Jazzman. He continues up the ramp with the EMTs as Jazzman celebrates in the ring.



Can you believe it Jess?!



I can’t Gorilla! Somehow, someway, he survived!



Jazzman retains his title in an amazing main event! But you have to give props to all three opponents, in particular, Aaron Enigma.



Indeed Gorilla. That was one of the greatest matches I’ve ever seen!



Folks, it’s been an incredible night. For Jesse King, I’m Gorilla Tim Hoss. Goodnight from In Your Apartment!



Written by: Aaron Enigma 

[bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun]

I hope the show happens soon, because I'm actually kind really under the weather today and might go to bed early.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

It will have to be tomorrow, I'm tired right now.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, coming down to the ring, being accompanied by Kerri Thompson, at 6 foot 4 inches, and weighing 262 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada: MICHAEL ROSE.

*Michael Rose and Kerri Thompson come out to the cheers of the crowd. Rose is wearing black short wrestling trunks, red elbow and knee pads, and red boots, all with a rose on them. Kerri is wearing her regular non-wrestling attire and has her arm wrapped around Michael’s. And, Rose is holding a rose bouquet. He sniffs it and throws some roses to the crowd.*

MM: And, his opponent, standing in the ring, at 6 feet 2 inches, weighing in at 240 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Iowa: JACK “THE SNACK” ROGERS.

*Rogers waves to the crowd. He has on White wrist bands, green tights, and dark yellow boots.. Rose and Kerri eventually make it to the ring and slide under the bottom rope. In the ring, Rose makes his way to a corner, stands on the second turnbuckle, sniffs the rose bouquet, and blows a kiss to the crowd. Rose then hands the bouquet to Kerri, and she exits the ring.*

TH: Well, we are about to see Michael Rose in action against Jack “The Snack” Rogers.

JK: Yeah, it should be, as you would say, *sarcastically* a slobberknocker.

TH: I can tell by the enthusiasm in your voice that you are definitely looking forward to his match.

JK: I’m just so excited for the World Heavyweight Title Match between Seth Drakin and Smokin’ Vokoun that I can’t enthused for anything else.

TH: Well, maybe this match will surprise you.

JK: I doubt it.

*The bell rings. Rose and Rogers circle one another and then hook up. Rogers soon takes over with a headlock. He has it locked on for a few minutes when Rose pushes him off, sending Rogers to the ropes. He bounces off of them and dropkicks Rogers. They both get up, and Rose hits him a clothesline. Rogers gets up, and Rose hits him with another clothesline. Rogers gets up again, and Rose hits him with a running STO. He stays on top of Rogers for a pin.*

1…

2…

*Rogers kicks out.*

TH: The Red Rose from Michael Rose, but it’s not enough to put Rogers away.

JK: If Rose wants to put Rogers away, he’ll have to try… harder… or something…

TH: He’s not the only one who should try harder.

JK: I can’t help it! I mean, it’s Drakin and Vokoun! Can you imagine what they’ll do to one another!?

TH: I’ll wait until the match, thank you very much.

*Rose gets up and picks up Rogers. He goes for a suplex, but Rogers slips out of it, landing behind Rose. He then hits Rose with a German suplex. Rogers gets up and drops an elbow onto Rose. He gets up and hits another elbow drop. Rogers gets up and goes for another elbow drop, but Rose moves out of the way. Rose then grabs Rogers and tries to lock Rogers into a Fujiwara armbar, but Rogers pushes Rose and himself off the mat. He pushes Rose against the ropes and whips him across the ring. Rose bounces off of them, and Rogers hits him with a Lou Thesz press, landing on him with a pin.*

1…

2…

*Rose kicks out.*

TH: Jack Rogers is looking impressive, holding his own against Rose.

JK: Yeah, he’s really improved.

TH: Can you at least pretend to be into this?

JK: No.

TH: You’re a true professional, King.

*Both men get up. Rogers moves behind Rose and goes for another German suplex, but Rose blocks it. Rose rolls around Rogers and tries for a German of his own, but Rogers blocks it as well. He then rolls around Rose for another attempt at the German suplex. But, Rose again blocks it, rolls around, and goes for another of his own. Rogers blocks it and roll around Rose again, but this time, he hits Rose with a Russian legsweep.*

TH: Smart move by Rogers.

JK: Yeah, he’s a regular… um… smart guy.

TH: My god, man!

JK: I can’t help it! Vokoun and Drakin! This is gonna be AMAZING!!!!

*Rogers picks up Rose and hits him with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Rogers then goes up to the top rope, waiting for Rose to get up. He does, and Rogers jumps off with a crossbody. However, Rose ducks. Rogers hits the mat but gets up. He charges at Rose with a lariat, but Rose ducks, grabs Rogerss arm, rolls him around, jumps onto his back, and hits him with a backcracker.*

TH: The Rose Thorn from Michael Rose.

JK: You know, his move names are about as inspired as my commentary for this match.

TH: Hey, that was almost clever.

JK: Well, I was almost trying.

TH: Will you stop!?

JK: I thought you wanted be to start.

TH: Touché.

*Both men get up. Rose kicks Rogers in the gut, grabs him, and hits him with a sit-out inverted suplex slam*

TH: The Orange Rose from Michael Rose. He looks to be putting Rogers away early.

JK: Good. We can then get to the main event.

*Rose gets up and picks up Rogers. This time, he hits him with an inverted suplex slam into a double knee gutbuster.*

TH: Now, Rose throws out The White Rose.

JK: Finish him, Michael! Get us to the good stuff!

*Rose picks up Rogers onto his shoulders and hits him with the Go To Sleep.*

JK: Thank God! It’s over.

TH: Kiss From A Rose. And, that should be it for Rogers.

Ref: 1…

2…

*The ref goes for the 3 but stops, gets up, walks to the ropes. Rose is confused until he sees why: Sorrow is walking down to the ring.*

JK: Wait! Don’t stop! Why did Jake Kwon stop!?

TH: I believe that’s why! Here comes Sorrow. Business is about to pick up.

JK: Why is coming out here!? This is gonna make things longer! I wanna see Drakin and Vokoun dammit!!!!

*Sorrow walks down to the ring, wearing his non-wrestling attire. Rose gets up as well and starts complaining to the ref. He looks like he’s about to enter the ring, but Kerri stops him. They get into a screaming fit and soon start shoving one another. The ref exits the ring to stop them from fighting.*

TH: Things are picking up on the outside.

JK: Stop picking up on the outside! Go away, Sorrow! Let them finish!

*Rose yells at Sorrow to go away and starts to exit the ring himself, but he’s suddenly hit from behind by “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs. He rushed out from the audience and snuck into the ring.*

JK: Kwon needs to get things… WHAT THE HELL!?

TH: Bobby Riggs!? Where did he come from!?

*Riggs pulls Rose from the ropes and blasts him on the back of the head with his lead pipe-stuffed rubber chicken. Rose falls to his knees, and The Comedian picks him up and hits him with a cradle piledriver. Then, he puts Roger on top of Rose.*

TH: Dammit! Riggs is hitting Rose with that loaded chicken.

JK: There’s the Laugh Riot! And now, he’s putting Rogers on top of Rose. He’s gonna steal this for Rogers!

TH: I don’t believe this!

*The Comedian leaves. Sorrow sees this and backs off. The ref then turns his attention to the ring and sees Rogers covering Rose. He slides in and makes the pin.*

1…

2…

3! DING, DING, DING!!!!

*The crowd boos. Kerri is shocked and slides into the ring to check on Rose. Rogers gets up, looks shocked, but then starts celebrating his “win.” Kerri suspects foul play and starts arguing with the ref, but there’s nothing he can do.*

MM: Here is your winner—JACK “THE SNACK” ROGERS.

JK: I don’t believe it! Jack wins! This is great! I’ve never been so excited!

TH: Oh, will you stop!?

JK: Hey! You wanted me to get into this!

TH: Not like this.

[bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun]

The Jack The Snack era is picking up steam!!!

So a quick clarification. I am not allowed to vote on my match? Or am I? I guess I could look up the rules but I'm still sick and half asleep at the moment.

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Jul 5, 2014 19:12:00 GMT -5 bigalbass86 AKA Smokin Vokoun said:

The Jack The Snack era is picking up steam!!!

So a quick clarification. I am not allowed to vote on my match? Or am I? I guess I could look up the rules but I'm still sick and half asleep at the moment.

Everyone can vote.

[Some Baritone guy IS REDEEMED!]

*The bell rings. The Comedian’s music plays: www.youtube.com/watch?v=59g5R8rwqpY *

Michael Muffer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, coming down to the ring, being accompanied by Sorrow, at 6 foot 6 inches, and weighing 290 lbs, from Los Angeles, CA: “THE COMEDIAN” BOBBY RIGGS.

*The Comedian and Sorrow come out to the boos of the crowd. Riggs has on his purple tights with his signature logo on them and black boots and is holding his signature rubber chicken. Sorrow is wearing his signature mask and all black clothes. They walk down to the ring, The Comedian smiling the whole time and Sorrow not paying any attention to the crowd.*

MM: And, his opponent, standing in the ring, at 6 feet 1 inch, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Iowa: STEVE ROLLINS.

*Rollins waves to the crowd. He has on white wristbands, red trunks and boots, and white knee pads. The Comedian enters the ring, walks over to a corner, and stands on the second turnbuckle, holding up his rubber chicken. He then throws it to Sorrow who catches it.*

JK: Let me tell you! I’m looking forward to this match.

TH: Nice to see your enthusiasm back.

JK: Yeah. Don’t get me wrong. I’m still more excited for the World Heavyweight Title match later on, but after what happened earlier in Rose’s match, this should be interesting to see.

TH: I still can’t believe what The Comedian did to Michael Rose earlier.

JK: I can. I see it as revenge for that Masked Avenger incident months ago.

TH: Well, in any case, it’s Riggs time to wrestle.

*The bell rings. The Comedian and Rollins charge at one another, but Riggs wins out with a vicious lariat that flips Rollins over. He lands on the mat with a hard thud. The crowd winces.*

JK: Good God, almighty! Did you see that!?

TH: It was hard not to, King. Vicious funny bone from Riggs.

JK: This should be over soon.

*The Comedian picks up Rollins and hits him with three rolling German suplexes. Then, he picks up Rollins and hits him with three rolling snap suplexes. He finally ends the suplex onslaught with three rolling belly-to-belly suplexes.*

TH: They say Comedy Comes In Threes and so do suplexes.

JK: I think he’s just toying with Rollins now.

TH: Well, Riggs is a bit of a show-off.

JK: And, he’s looking impressive.

*Riggs picks up Rollins and powerbombs him onto the top rope, bouncing him off into an alley oop.*

TH: Now for a little Slapstick Comedy from Riggs.

JK: Man, he is just destroying Rollins.

*Riggs picks up Rollins again. This time, he puts Rollins onto the top turnbuckle. He then climbs up to the second one and hits Rollins with a reverse suplex.*

TH: Rollins feels the wrath of the Pratfall.

JK: The Comedian could keep this up all night. But, he shouldn’t because I really want to see that Vokoun and Drakin match.

*Riggs gets up and moves to another corner. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with a 450 splash.*

TH: The Killing Joke!

JK: It’s over, Hoss!

*Riggs pins Rollins.*

1…

2…

*The ref stops again. This time, it’s Kerri Thompson running down to the ring. Sorrow intercepts her, but she surprises him by jumping onto him and punches him. The ref runs out of the ring to break up the fight.*

JK: Kerri Thompson!? Not again!

TH: It’s a slobberknocker going on outside, and referee John Creed is getting into the thick of it.

*Riggs gets up and yells at the ref to come make the pin. Then, it dawns on him: this what happened to Michael Rose during his match. So, it would be safe to assume… And, sure enough, Michael Rose runs in through the crowd. They cheer for Rose. Riggs, however, intercepts him, trying for a clothesline. However, Rose ducks. The Comedian turns around and is hit by Michael Rose’s rose bouquet, with the flowers flying everywhere to reveal a lead pipe.*

JK: Why would Kerri even… Wait a minute… You don’t think!?

TH: I don’t have to. Here comes Michael Rose. The Comedian tries to stop him, but Rose foils him and hits him with that loaded bouquet.

JK: I can’t believe Rose would do such a thing!

TH: Are you serious!? Riggs did the same thing to Rose earlier!

JK: Yeah, but that doesn’t mean he has to retaliate.

*Rose then picks up Riggs and hits him with the Go To Sleep.*

TH: Kiss From A Rose once again.

JK: This is a travesty!

TH: Again, Riggs did this to Rose earlier.

JK: That doesn’t make it any less of a travesty!

*Rose then quickly sweeps the flowers from the ring as Kerri keeps on fighting with Sorrow. He eventually throws her down. So, Rose quickly puts Rollins on top of Riggs and leaves the ring. The ref gets Sorrow to back off and tells Kerri to leave. She does, still yelling at Sorrow along the way. The ref eventually see Rollins on top of Riggs and slides back into the ring to make the pin.

1…

2…

3! DING, DING, DING!!!!

MM: Here is your winner—STEVE ROLLINS!

*The crowd goes nuts as Rollins gets up. He is shocked by his surprise victory. Sorrow enters the ring to check on Riggs.*

TH: HE DID IT!!!! STEVE ROLLINS HAS WON A MATCH!!!!

JK: Yeah, thanks to Michael Rose!

*Rollins celebrates his victory. However, that soon comes to an end when Sorrow hits Rollins with a vicious clothesline. The cheers soon turn to boos as Sorrow picks up Rollins. He then picks up Rollins and drops him back to the mat with a jumping thunderfire powerbomb.*

JK: Ha, ha! Yes! The celebration is over!

TH: Sorrow ends Rollins’s victory parade with the Path To Sorrow.

*Sorrow then picks up Riggs and helps him out of the ring and to the back. As they go by, Sorrow yells into the camera “THIS ISN’T OVER!!!! THIS WILL NOT STAND!!!!*

JK: You got that right, buddy!

TH: It looks like this rivalry between Rose and Riggs isn’t dying down anytime soon.

JK: Are you kidding? As you would say, things are definitely gonna pick up.