Vince's Will and the WWE's Future

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Oct 22, 2013 11:47:47 GMT -5 CubsFan71 said:

Vince's viewing, Funeral, and the reading of his will are all going to be PPV events.

Michael Cole: "We are live here at the law offices of Goldberg & Osbourne. Tonight, one of the attorneys of the late Vince McMahon will read his will to his immediate family and members of the WWE Universe."

*crowd cuts to rowdy fans inside the office doing a 'YES!' chant and one guy holding up a sign that says "GOD FEARS VINCE"*

Jerry Lawler: "This is so exciting Michael! We've already had the funeral. Then that whole estate tax fiasco. And now here we are at the final stage of Vince McMahon's legacy. The reading of the will! I CAN'T WAIT!"

Michael Cole: "And don't forget folks to check out the WWE App for exclusive content including the actual probate document that you can only get with your WWE App and nowhere else."

JBL: "Pipe down Michael. Here comes Vince's attorney Jeffrey Osbourne and it looks like he's holding a videotape."

Osbourne: "Thank you ladies and gentlemen for being here this evening as I, the executor of Vince's will, has been instructed to play a videotape of the late Vincent K. McMahon upon his request. In this video, he will give out his instructions over how he wants his estate to be divided up."

*crowd chants "THIS IS AWE-SOME" (clap-clap-clapclapclap) as the attorney puts the tape in the VCR*

McMahon: "Hello. I am Vincent Kennedy McMahon. If you are watching this video, it means I have died. *crowd boos* I'm not gonna take a big production out of this. I'm just gonna get straight to the point. I am giving away all of my possessions and my WWE stock shares to one person." *crowd cheers* "I have been keeping a secret all of these years. There's one person that I had abandoned at an early age that, for years, I have kept under wraps to avoid any controversy regarding his relationship with me. This person is my son from a tryst I had in the early 80s."

*crowd cheers, Stephanie's eyes bulge and she stands up and slowly walks to the television and starts screaming, Triple H tries to hold her back and she low blows him with the back of her leg. Crowd does a 'YES!' chant*

McMahon: "The man will inherit all of my wealth and all of my possessions is none other than...........Zack Ryder."

*crowd pops, 'Oh, Radio' starts playing from somewhere and Ryder's titantron is now on the television screen, Ryder comes out from the closed doors and enters into the office*

Ryder: "My first move as the new Chairman of the WWE is to move the WWE Headquarters to Long Island so I can have a quicker commute to work each day! WOO WOO WOO! YOU KNOW IT!"

*Ryder's music plays again, Stephanie is crying on the floor, Triple H is still selling the effects of the low blow*

Cole: "This has been an incredible night! Zack Ryder is now the Chairman of the WWE and the company is leaving Stamford, Connecticut to Long Island! See you tomorrow night on RAW as we will be in Hershey, Pennsylvania. Good night!"

*Zack Ryder is sitting on top of the attorney's shoulders with his arms raised in victory as the camera fades to the ~ENTERTAINMENT~ graphic*

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I love this thread. Just try to explain to an outsider all of Vince's idiosyncracies.

[Jiren]

He'll become mr House from fallout

Except he'll be called Mr Macmahon instead

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Oct 23, 2013 14:54:07 GMT -5 Brother Nero....Wolfe said:

I'd be legitimately surprised if Vince didn't have explicit orders to use his death as an angle. Like normally I'm a bit "...Ehhhh this is uncomfortable" when real-life deaths are brought into angles, but with Vince, when it inevitably happens it will feel...right.

One last dance with the magnificent lunatic.

Yeah, the week after his death we'll have the real tribute show, heartfelt tributes, out of kayfabe moments, then the next week, vinceploitation begins!