I'm not sure why people are upset about this when something much worse happened the other day.
HHH: How's it going?
Kassius Ohno: It's going well.
HHH: Good.
Stephanie: I have a crazy idea. What if we did, um, fruit instead of cake?
HHH: Cake? Who suggested cake?
*Xavier Woods points at Kassius*
Kassius: I lost weight today. I think it's okay to reward ourselves every once in a while.
HHH: Are you kidding me? You only lost one pound, Kassius.
*much later*
Randy Orton: Party's over. You are so busted!
HHH: OK, everybody. Kassius, did I or did I not say fruit?
Kassius: You said fruit, Hunter.
HHH: And what is that?
Kassius: Cake.
HHH: You know, we're gonna have to try a little harder if we are going to bring you up to the main roster.