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Post by Heartbreaker on Oct 25, 2013 11:37:43 GMT -5
I don't care about looks over skill so I am not one of those female wrestling fans.  With that out of the way, from 2003 to about maybe 2007 Randy Orton was hot and drove like every single girl (and dude) nuts. These days he looks like a rapist who's waiting for the perfect chance to kidnap you in the alley.  Currently it's "it's not gay if its Maddox", before then the same line with JoMo. Was there a "it's not gay if its Orton" term used in 05?  |
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Post by Sparkybob on Oct 25, 2013 11:40:07 GMT -5
I miss King just admitting how attractive Orton was in every segment possible.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2013 11:42:07 GMT -5
Orton looks better now. I'm also surprised this thread wasn't created by catch us miz
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Post by Instant Classic on Oct 25, 2013 11:43:28 GMT -5
Still straight, but Orton is handsome as F.
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Post by Bootista on Oct 25, 2013 11:43:56 GMT -5
Catch Us Miz agrees with you.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Oct 25, 2013 11:53:35 GMT -5
Orton looks better now. I'm also surprised this thread wasn't created by catch us miz If he made this thread, he'd be talking about wanting to rub honey on Orton's thighs or worse.  |
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Oct 25, 2013 12:00:05 GMT -5
As a female fan, the fluctuating hotness of various wrestlers is one of the weirder parts of watching.
My favorite Orton was actually really weird sort of half human 2008-2009 orton. I've heard what he eventually became referred to as Voldemorton, and that was weird and scary but still kind of attractive.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 25, 2013 12:00:09 GMT -5
Yeah. I miss hot Orton too. Even when he was a bit pudgy he was still better looking than he is now. I want to lol whenever current Orton tries to describe himself as "handsome".
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Oct 25, 2013 12:03:34 GMT -5
Its uncomfortable though sort of because its basically the wellness policy that killed his "hotness" right? One of the few guys I've seen actually benefit from roids attractiveness wise (other guys look better but in a gross way, in my [straight guy] opinion). It seems to be mostly the loss of muscle mass that did it.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 25, 2013 12:11:41 GMT -5
Its uncomfortable though sort of because its basically the wellness policy that killed his "hotness" right? One of the few guys I've seen actually benefit from roids attractiveness wise (other guys look better but in a gross way, in my [straight guy] opinion). It seems to be mostly the loss of muscle mass that did it. When he was still the tall lanky jobber kid, I thought he was cute. And nowadays his body actually looks fine. He's just a bit too "rugged" for me with his beard and his sleeve tattoos (Excess tats are a turn off for me). Of course, as everyone knows, my attraction to males strictly limited to generic, non-descript, frat boy/dudebro/man child types. Plus the character itself frightens me, even though I know he's not like that in real life. Like I can totally picture him saying "Prepare your anus" in his menacing Randy Orton voice and it gives me chills. |
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Post by The Ichi on Oct 25, 2013 12:12:36 GMT -5
He's always looked way too chiseled for me. Guess I like people to actually look normal.
I'm not too much into Kaitlyn for similar reasons.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2013 12:21:04 GMT -5
I'M DEFINITELY NOT GAY I LIKE GIRLS BUT ORTON IS LOVELY BUT I LIKE WOMEN I SWEAR
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Post by CrazySting on Oct 25, 2013 12:22:46 GMT -5
Benedict Cumberbatch is jealous of Orton's cheekbones.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Oct 25, 2013 12:23:10 GMT -5
He's one of those that anyone who tells me he's attractive I just nod and think "I don't see anything special". Like Justin Timberlake
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Post by Gummydavidson on Oct 25, 2013 14:08:00 GMT -5
I miss King just admitting how attractive Orton was in every segment possible. Did he not say he would eat him alive before? |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2013 15:04:31 GMT -5
I'm straight and think Orton looks better now.
Not an Orton fan but he looks like a built tough guy now, rather than a boy toy.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Oct 25, 2013 15:05:02 GMT -5
Orton's kinda like Cena. he was a pretty handsome chap back in the day but being on the road nearly constantly for 10 years has aged him about 20.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2013 15:23:15 GMT -5
I'm straight and think Orton looks better now. Well f*** dude, it's a good thing you told us that! There we were, all thinking you were one of them gay types. (Seriously straight guys, you don't have to point this out every single time. Not only do we not assume you're gay, but it also makes out that you think being gay is some sort of criminal act.) |
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Oct 25, 2013 15:27:28 GMT -5
Personally, I think Orton is currently the hottest he's ever been. I know it's not popular, but I really like him with the beard, it pulls together the rest of the look he's been working with the past few years. He's not the hottest wrestler in the WWE right now, but he's up there.
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Post by Germansuplex on Oct 25, 2013 15:27:36 GMT -5
He looks better now, I actually like the beard. And IM STRAIGHT AND I LOVE ME SOME BOOBIES! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIES!
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With that out of the way, from 2003 to about maybe 2007 Randy Orton was hot and drove like every single girl (and dude) nuts. These days he looks like a rapist who's waiting for the perfect chance to kidnap you in the alley. 
