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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 29, 2013 10:21:58 GMT -5
Corporate Kane would be awesome.
I could just see Kane at WWE HQ in a meeting about balance sheets and tax breaks, in full wrestling attire, except he'd be wearing a tie.
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Post by hassanchop on Oct 29, 2013 10:28:48 GMT -5
I see this as a build up for Big Show vs Kane.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Oct 29, 2013 10:32:30 GMT -5
I see this as a build up for Big Show vs Kane. If we get Big Show vs. Orton for Survivor Series, I can see Kane costing Show the match, transitioning them into a new feud. (Also, this whole Kane bit is pretty much going to be the angle Big Show had before being fired, only with less crying)
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Post by thetower52 on Oct 29, 2013 10:57:49 GMT -5
Maybe the Wyatt's brain washed Kane for the authority? Since the Wyatt's look like they might be getting pulled in to the authority angle And bray kept saying the devil made him do it
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Post by Rican on Oct 29, 2013 20:03:39 GMT -5
The more I think about it, the more I love the idea of a totally over the top Corporate Kane. Seriously, Kane just got tired of being a freak and monster and decided to cash out. Wearin' suits, poppin' champagne, wearing sunglasses inside, partying with models. I WANT THIS.
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Post by edgestar on Oct 29, 2013 20:41:03 GMT -5
He zapped Shane's nuts, so Steph better stay on his good side so he doesn't decide to electrocute her chest!!
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Post by mrjl on Oct 29, 2013 21:23:39 GMT -5
Steph: While I'm glad you're on board Kane, I have to know; why?
Kane: After I was drug away by the Wyatt family at Summerslam I realized something when no one came to help me. The WWE is the closest thing I have to a family and I don't want to lose it. My father is dead. My brother increasingly absent. The friends I make either betray me or I betray them. I feel a... kinship with you Stephanie. We're both sadists who enjoy torturing others without regard to consequences, me because I'm hard to hurt, you because your authority protects you. We're both products of cruel, bizarre domineering fathers, who hid their true natures behind eccentric personas and claims of powerlessness. Really you're like the sister I never had.
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Post by EyeofTyr on Oct 29, 2013 21:31:30 GMT -5
I mean, it does make some sense. As somebody else said, Kane is chaotic in nature at best, pure evil at worst. They're targeting a bunch of his former tag partners that he has no love lost over, Big Show and Bryan.
Nevermind it wouldn't be the first time Kane served the McMahons and the CorporationAuthority.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 29, 2013 21:59:50 GMT -5
I can't be bothered by Kane randomly forgetting about Bray Wyatt (seemingly anyway) and deciding to turn heel and join The Authority. As others have said, it's Kane. I'm too used to this non-sensical stuff. Besides, Authority heel Kane will make a good foil for face Big Show and former best friend Daniel Bryan. And Miz. Let's not forget Miz. Please don't let that squash match be the last of it.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 29, 2013 22:00:51 GMT -5
The more I think about it, the more I love the idea of a totally over the top Corporate Kane. Seriously, Kane just got tired of being a freak and monster and decided to cash out. Wearin' suits, poppin' champagne, wearing sunglasses inside, partying with models. I WANT THIS. I want to see all of that. But WITH the mask.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 29, 2013 22:22:42 GMT -5
Kane as a real dude just seems like one of the coolest, most laid back guys ever.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 29, 2013 22:25:05 GMT -5
He zapped Shane's nuts, so Steph better stay on his good side so he doesn't decide to electrocute her chest!! He'll give her the motorboatin' of a lifetime.
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Post by Essential1 on Oct 30, 2013 7:18:52 GMT -5
He's Kane. They think the only thing to do with him when he runs out of heel midcarders to face is to turn him heel and feud him with face midcarders. I expect Kofi Kingston,The Miz and Dolph Zigler to be his whipping boys until he turns face again. At this point, I wouldn't mind him hanging up his boots. The idea of the mask being brought back wasn't bad but the mask was shit IMO and now he's just going to be generic bald Kane again.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 30, 2013 8:06:10 GMT -5
I say just give Kane Mankind's old gimmick - wearing a suit, but still wearing the mask.
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Post by Rican on Oct 30, 2013 8:21:45 GMT -5
Steph: While I'm glad you're on board Kane, I have to know; why? Kane: After I was drug away by the Wyatt family at Summerslam I realized something when no one came to help me. The WWE is the closest thing I have to a family and I don't want to lose it. My father is dead. My brother increasingly absent. The friends I make either betray me or I betray them. I feel a... kinship with you Stephanie. We're both sadists who enjoy torturing others without regard to consequences, me because I'm hard to hurt, you because your authority protects you. We're both products of cruel, bizarre domineering fathers, who hid their true natures behind eccentric personas and claims of powerlessness. Really you're like the sister I never had. ....this is awesome and actually makes a lot of sense.
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Post by Bo Rida on Oct 30, 2013 10:50:34 GMT -5
I suppose he is the ultimate example of a company man, it's just he's Kane! He shouldn't be a part of such reality era nonsense.
Although if they go mrjl's way it can sidestep that.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Oct 30, 2013 13:06:13 GMT -5
It's Kane. Any time you see Kane do anything on TV, say that over and over again. You save yourself a lot of headaches that way. It works better if you scream it while impersonating Jim Ross. "IT'S KANE!!! IT'S KANE!!! IT'S KANE!!!"
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2013 13:23:26 GMT -5
Corporate Kane is awesome...
But you know he's got to wear a red and black suit so he can run around looking like James Mitchell.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Oct 30, 2013 21:15:43 GMT -5
They obviously threatened to get the mental institution guards after him again...
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Post by Shazam on Oct 30, 2013 21:55:05 GMT -5
So, my personal hope is that Kane is working with the Wyatts, and they are merely doing this to infiltrate the authority and then turn on them, because cults don't like authority much.
With that said, it'll probably lead to 4 months of Kane vs Big Show, and then they'll randomly win the tag titles together. *sigh*
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