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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 29, 2013 21:18:16 GMT -5
Hey, I'm fully willing to admit that I would be an awful wrestling booker. I'd try to put on compelling stuff for like a month then I would get bored and intentionally book bullshit. Hope you guys are ready for Hernandez, TNA World Champion! Remember when Hernandez as TNA World Champion was a concept that wasn't a total joke? Back in 2010 or so I imagine a number of people would have included making Hernandez World Champ on their fantasy booking sheets. I know I would have, I was a massive Supermex mark at the time. Still got a soft spot for him honestly. Oh, I remember. Dude was my favorite TNA wrestler in 2009-2010 and I was so pissed that he didn't get the world title. It's so weird that only 3 years later, the idea of him being world champion is absurd.
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Post by suave on Oct 30, 2013 0:20:46 GMT -5
Change the show to 12:00 at night, rated TV-MA, and give each wrestler 30 seconds of mic time to get themselves over with a new gimmick. Tell me you wouldn't watch that shit.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Oct 30, 2013 1:04:15 GMT -5
The first 20 minutes of Impact consist solely of Jesse Godderz posing in the ring, wearing nothing but the Jeff Hardy Divas Title.
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Post by The Sam on Oct 30, 2013 7:07:20 GMT -5
Chocolate microscopes?
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Post by Johnny D on Oct 30, 2013 7:39:09 GMT -5
1 SOLID HOUR of FAN forum members coming to the ring en masse and burying the HELL out of Hogan, Bischoff, Russo and Carter to make up for that god awful They/Immortal 45-minute promo after BFG 2010. Also announcing the return of Pope, Shelley, Jay Lethal, Petey Williams, etc. That's all I can think of for now.
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Post by StuntGranny® on Oct 30, 2013 8:02:22 GMT -5
Todd would be the champ. Forever.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Oct 30, 2013 8:14:45 GMT -5
At least we would book a match in the first 40 minutes of the show.
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Post by Banecat on Oct 30, 2013 8:18:12 GMT -5
1.1 Rating.
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Post by BigBadZ on Oct 30, 2013 11:57:36 GMT -5
#lolFAN
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2013 14:39:59 GMT -5
Our ring has 6 sides, but NO Angle.
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Oct 30, 2013 16:06:35 GMT -5
The first 20 minutes of Impact consist solely of Jesse Godderz posing in the ring, wearing nothing but the Jeff Hardy Divas Title. 3-sided ring Return of Cheex Chavo,Joseph Park,Eric Young,and Hernandez?.....YOU'RE FIRED!!
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Post by Michael Coello on Oct 30, 2013 19:19:21 GMT -5
Remember the episode of Futurama with the 80's guy and the Planet Express shares?
Pretty much that, I wager.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Oct 30, 2013 19:25:42 GMT -5
Remember the episode of Futurama with the 80's guy and the Planet Express shares? Pretty much that, I wager. f*** it, let's just have Impact be re-runs of Futurama. Company=saved.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Oct 31, 2013 0:59:16 GMT -5
Remember the episode of Futurama with the 80's guy and the Planet Express shares? Pretty much that, I wager. We would all get Boneitis? That's awful. Maybe we need Orlando Jordan back, but this time he mimic's the Black Reign character rather than the Goldust character. He will be known as Chocolate Reign. Instead of spending money on Hulk Hogan, we get a Hogan impersonator, who will then team up with the returning Jay Lethal, as Lethal brings back Hs Black Machismo gimmick. Instant tag champs. WE keep Sting, but not as a wrestler. He adopts a Ronald McDonald gimmick where when a top wrestler is down during a match, Sting will run to the ring with a bag of hamburgers and feed the down wrestler, immediately giving him energy. We'll bring back Rellik, but this time give him a horror movie type storyline. His name is Rellik, so let's say that he has this magical, ancient amulet or "relic" that he carries around and whoever can get control of the amulet, gets control of Rellik. The person who ends up with the relic, a Bill Cosby impersonator. Mmmm, smell that? It's the smell of money just rolling in.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 31, 2013 5:37:30 GMT -5
I would put the title on Chris Daniels for a year so that everyone on here would shut up about it.
Then I'd fire him the day after he lost the title, without a rematch.
Then I'd break the fourth wall and bury him on camera, Russo style.
Then I'd laugh. A lot.
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Post by Ryushinku on Oct 31, 2013 5:48:37 GMT -5
The ten things I would do posthaste 2 - Claire Lynch's fake crack baby becomes an onscreen character that only AJ Styles can see and interact with. That's perfect. That too!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2013 7:20:09 GMT -5
Taylor Wilde is the new SoCal Val, sitting pretty at ringside and she does Knockouts photoshoots every week. All I really care about. Screw ratings, that's what I want.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Oct 31, 2013 7:59:12 GMT -5
Taylor Wilde is the new SoCal Val, sitting pretty at ringside and she does Knockouts photoshoots every week. All I really care about. Screw ratings, that's what I want. Really? Taylor's a lot more useful as a wrestler than as eye candy. She's hot but... she's goddamn terrible at photoshoots for starters. She's the most unphotogenic hot girl I've ever witnessed and really only hot in motion on screen for me. Idk different strokes and all but I can't imagine someone wanting this.
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Oct 31, 2013 8:28:11 GMT -5
Remember the episode of Futurama with the 80's guy and the Planet Express shares? Pretty much that, I wager. If that means Safety Dance is the new theme song of Impact Wrestling then I would be all for it.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2013 9:58:02 GMT -5
Remember the episode of Futurama with the 80's guy and the Planet Express shares? Pretty much that, I wager. We would all get Boneitis? That's awful. Instead of spending money on Hulk Hogan, we get a Hogan impersonator, who will then team up with the returning Jay Lethal, as Lethal brings back Hs Black Machismo gimmick. Instant tag champs. Make it so.
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