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Post by angryfan on Oct 30, 2013 20:08:22 GMT -5
A foreign object? Do you have a detchable penis? Ok so the dick of a friend. I'm warped, I started trying to figure that conversation out. "Hey dude, you, uh, you mind if I borrow your junk for like an hour or two? No, not like that, but could you, you know, take it off and maybe put it in a zip lock or something? I'll have it back by tomorrow at the latest".
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Post by Super Weak Machine on Oct 30, 2013 20:12:59 GMT -5
Happy Fun Ball.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Oct 30, 2013 20:31:26 GMT -5
A coal miner's glove, bah gawd.
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Post by celtics543 on Oct 30, 2013 20:41:03 GMT -5
"A crescent wrench, a big crescent wrench"-Bobby Heenan
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saintpat
El Dandy
Release the hounds!!!
Posts: 7,664
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Post by saintpat on Oct 30, 2013 20:43:50 GMT -5
What holds are normally barred in WWE?
Doesn't that just mean you can use someone else's finisher?
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Now featuring half the brain that you do.
Posts: 16,605
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Oct 30, 2013 21:02:44 GMT -5
What holds are normally barred in WWE? Doesn't that just mean you can use someone else's finisher? All of my moves would be somebody's finisher.
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Post by The Man That Sanity Forgot on Oct 30, 2013 22:00:14 GMT -5
Nobody would get up.
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Post by angryfan on Oct 30, 2013 22:07:35 GMT -5
Nobody would get up. Jesus man, you trying to kill someone?
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Oct 31, 2013 5:25:24 GMT -5
A cricket ball in a tube sock.
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Post by The Shareholder is nude on Oct 31, 2013 9:14:32 GMT -5
Brock Lesnar
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Post by Rolent Tex on Oct 31, 2013 9:55:19 GMT -5
John Cena tied to a baseball bat.
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Post by Ryushinku on Oct 31, 2013 10:19:08 GMT -5
The Moon. Ok so the dick of a friend. That'd be true friendship right there.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Oct 31, 2013 12:24:37 GMT -5
Ok so the dick of a friend. I'm warped, I started trying to figure that conversation out. "Hey dude, you, uh, you mind if I borrow your junk for like an hour or two? No, not like that, but could you, you know, take it off and maybe put it in a zip lock or something? I'll have it back by tomorrow at the latest". My friends are always happy to share their dicks so why not with me? It's just for a couple of hours it's not the end of the world. True friends share everything, right?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2013 12:29:56 GMT -5
Nobody would get up. Jesus man, you trying to kill someone?
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Magnus the Magnificent
King Koopa
didn't want one.
I could write a book about what you don't know!
Posts: 12,634
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Oct 31, 2013 13:22:48 GMT -5
Undertaker's fist/wrist-tape.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Oct 31, 2013 13:38:01 GMT -5
An inanimate carbon rod.
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Post by JTG Fan on Oct 31, 2013 13:47:00 GMT -5
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Post by Hit Girl on Oct 31, 2013 13:58:29 GMT -5
Tennis racket
Always seemed to work for Cornette.
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on Oct 31, 2013 16:08:22 GMT -5
A chloroform-laced elbow pad. I proceed to win the most boring match of all time via front facelock.
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stealthamo
King Koopa
Something stupid
#AJAll
Posts: 11,247
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Post by stealthamo on Oct 31, 2013 18:07:00 GMT -5
A large tuna.
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