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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2013 10:42:47 GMT -5
Reports are saying the new Goldberg DVD has been a disappointment in sales which is the reason why Ryback is getting buried.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2013 11:22:04 GMT -5
Current backstage sources have indicated that Ryback is up for possibly being repackaged as Jerome Black, a man who is disenfranchised with caucasians who Jerome feels have let him down. Jerome will embrace black culture by enacting character traits Vince saw in an HBO gang special in 1988.
source: xXxVegeta9876xXx's ultimate Dragon Ball Z/Pokemon/Wrestling news site.
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Post by Injustice45 on Oct 31, 2013 11:27:25 GMT -5
According to Dave Meltzer, Ryback is getting de-pushed because he considers himself "the Goldberg of the next generation." Triple H said, "If he's the Goldberg of the next generation, then why's he losing to a skinny fat ass like CM Punk?"
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Oct 31, 2013 11:28:05 GMT -5
According to reliable backstage informants Ryback is in hot water after getting into a fist fight in the locker room with fellow wrestler Rob Van Dam. The incident started when Ryback accused RVD of stealing his air brushed singlet and wearing it, RVD responded by apparently him [Ryback] he could never fit into the singlet unless Ryback wanted to lend him some HGH to help him bulk up. Enraged Ryback threw the first punch and a brawl erupted, taking 20 people to pull them apart.
Ryback is reported to have a black eye and RVD is said to have bruises and a mild concussion, caught in the scuffle of breaking up the fight, was Yoshi Tatsu who got knocked out cold.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2013 12:08:36 GMT -5
Several sources from within the company have confirmed that Ryback has recently asked for his release in order to pursue his true dream; musical theater. Details of this unexpected departure have been difficult to come by thus far, but one local troupe we spoke with hinted at an upcoming production of a one man show simply titled "Ryback." www.wrestleblargh.blargh
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Post by Razor Gives It A 4/10 on Oct 31, 2013 12:20:20 GMT -5
It has been reported that Ryback is under a lot of heat, mostly from Stephanie McMahon, as Ryback defeated Aurora Rose in an online battle of Pokemon. It is being said that Ryback may or may not have defeated her Pikachu using a Machamp. While Stephanie is furious that Ryback did not let her daughter win, Triple H has been on record to say "That was her Warrior. Now it begins." Reports say that Ryback's Nintendo DS may or may not have been found destroyed, laying next to a plastic sandcastle shovel. Vince McMahon has gone on record to say "I don't know about that game, but this Super Mario guy looks like a blast to jump around with." -Rajah
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Oct 31, 2013 13:32:28 GMT -5
It's being reported that Ryback sleeps in an oxygen tank which gives him sexual powers. THAT'S A HALF-TRUTH!
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Oct 31, 2013 13:41:38 GMT -5
The word going around the locker room is that some members of management are pushing for Ryback to become a cowboy character, with Heyman and Axel also reported to change their gimmicks with Ryback. According to one source, this idea came when Jerry Lawler joked on commentary about 'Ryback Mountain.' Curtis Axel is said to have embraced this idea, pointing out that he still has many of the cowboy hats and gear that his dad wore in the West Texas Rednecks.
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Post by Perd on Oct 31, 2013 14:03:53 GMT -5
Word backstage is that Ryback has heat for numerous reasons. When Curts Axel was informed of Ryback having heat he said, "That's good. Because Winter's approaching and he'll probably need it."
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Post by Push R Truth on Oct 31, 2013 14:16:43 GMT -5
Ryback is said to have achieved Nuclear Levels of heat after Kane choke-slammed him into the core of Reactor Number 7.
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