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Post by paulbearer on Oct 31, 2013 21:00:11 GMT -5
why are so many wrestling anecdotes involve fecal matter most notably people shitting their pants during matchs? Why are wrestlers shit their pants so much while we never saw a tennis player, a soccer player or a boxer shitting theirs in the middle of a match? Swedish track ski-er Gunde Svan crapped himself once but still had to finish the race.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Oct 31, 2013 21:47:00 GMT -5
So basically, Cena is trying to get Nikki accustomed to his first love?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2013 21:59:21 GMT -5
The day Cena forgot to wear his muffler
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Post by Welfare Willis on Oct 31, 2013 22:24:19 GMT -5
It's not during a match, but...
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 1, 2013 0:10:32 GMT -5
So basically, Cena is trying to get Nikki accustomed to his first love? Does he have to try that hard?
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Post by HollywoodArmbar on Nov 1, 2013 0:14:43 GMT -5
why are so many wrestling anecdotes involve fecal matter most notably people shitting their pants during matchs? Why are wrestlers shit their pants so much while we never saw a tennis player, a soccer player or a boxer shitting theirs in the middle of a match? England footballer Gary Lineker famously shit himself on the pitch during the 1990 World Cup.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Nov 1, 2013 1:08:37 GMT -5
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Post by Tessmachers-Ass-Fan on Nov 1, 2013 1:29:12 GMT -5
Oilcheck!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 1:38:59 GMT -5
why are so many wrestling anecdotes involve fecal matter most notably people shitting their pants during matchs? Why are wrestlers shit their pants so much while we never saw a tennis player, a soccer player or a boxer shitting theirs in the middle of a match? It's the hard impacts on there backs and asses they land on. Some football and rugby players shit themselves before from a hard hit or laying a hard hit. You guys are never letting me live this down are you. Everyone's gonna think I'm perverted...er. Because.... why are so many wrestling anecdotes involve fecal matter most notably people shitting their pants during matchs? Why are wrestlers shit their pants so much while we never saw a tennis player, a soccer player or a boxer shitting theirs in the middle of a match? I guess it's because of the nature of wrestling. A bad bump could just force all the shit out of you if you're unlucky. In boxing, it would only happen if you got hit hard in the stomach. If you shit yourself doing any of those other sports, either you ate something bad or you neglected to poop prior to competition. It's weird. I always assumed that every wrestler "cleaned out" before their matches to avoid this problem. I even envisioned some of the more jockish, geeky, or playful guys on the roster like Miz, Riley, Ryder or Ziggler playing battleshits or trying to trick each other into seeing them on the toilet, like a gross out version of the circle game... Uhhhh, I think I'll shut up now... You're more perverted then Banjo.
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Post by 67 more on Nov 1, 2013 4:01:49 GMT -5
I very nearly shit myself taking a hard body slam once in training and had to leg it to the toilet.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Nov 1, 2013 6:46:20 GMT -5
ok so it turns out that I knew nothing about shat pants in sports
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Post by sunnytaker on Nov 1, 2013 7:10:33 GMT -5
see the cena haters were right- Cena has crappy matches.
<nods wisely>
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Post by Abdullah on Nov 1, 2013 8:02:06 GMT -5
why are so many wrestling anecdotes involve fecal matter most notably people shitting their pants during matchs? Why are wrestlers shit their pants so much while we never saw a tennis player, a soccer player or a boxer shitting theirs in the middle of a match? I guess it's because of the nature of wrestling. A bad bump could just force all the shit out of you if you're unlucky. In boxing, it would only happen if you got hit hard in the stomach. If you shit yourself doing any of those other sports, either you ate something bad or you neglected to poop prior to competition. It's weird. I always assumed that every wrestler "cleaned out" before their matches to avoid this problem. I even envisioned some of the more jockish, geeky, or playful guys on the roster like Miz, Riley, Ryder or Ziggler playing battleshits or trying to trick each other into seeing them on the toilet, like a gross out version of the circle game... Uhhhh, I think I'll shut up now... This is the danger of threads related to the butt of wrestlers. It starts out reasonably enough, then it just descends into a bunch of statements and comments you wish you never read.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 10:53:01 GMT -5
I can't watch the video at the moment, but on another forum I read that apparently she says that Natalya peed herself during a match.
I...don't even want to know if that's true or not.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Nov 1, 2013 11:08:46 GMT -5
JBL Cena is poopy. Two Bellas, one Cena?
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Nov 1, 2013 11:11:12 GMT -5
JBL Cena is poopy. Two Bellas, one Cena?
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Nov 1, 2013 11:30:21 GMT -5
JBL Cena is poopy. Two Bellas, one Cena?
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Nov 1, 2013 11:33:49 GMT -5
See, Nikki...
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