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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 9:16:59 GMT -5
It just occurred to me, when was the last time someone trotted out a miniature version of whoever they're feuding with to beat them up? The Cena / del Rio feud could benefit from that... though then again, it'd probably just be a retread of the chihuahua thing with Mysterio that Alberto proceeded to beat into the ground. Actually I think that's the last time we did get something like that. It was actually kind of an interesting take on it, liked that segment.
What else... It's been ages since the last house invasion. Those are always good for some unsure-if-intentional hilarity, like how Orton evidently just has random people living in his house and Triple H was at one point willing to kill people he doesn't know to get to him. We should totally have a segment where Bryan bursts into Triple H's house to smash up his kids' toys, or the Wyatt Family shows up at Miz's house and kidnaps Maryse or something, it'd be great.
Anyway, it does seem like nowadays our options for segments to extend feuds are largely limited to...
1. Contract signing
2. Random beatdown / brawl
3. Back-and-forth promo
4. Promos at different parts of the show, guy who spoke earlier interrupts the later one
5. Miz TV
6. Guest commentator / post-match staredown or attack
7. Combinations of the above
So, what other types of segments haven't we seen in awhile?
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Nov 1, 2013 9:20:30 GMT -5
I'd love another home invasion.
Also, an odd couple going on a date. Those are always fun. Have we had any of those since Noble took Michelle out?
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Post by disorganisedchaos v:2 on Nov 1, 2013 9:21:23 GMT -5
A debate on the legalities of war.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 9:22:46 GMT -5
I'd love another home invasion. Also, an odd couple going on a date. Those are always fun. Have we had any of those since Noble took Michelle out? Last I recall is Ron Simmons and Maria. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 9:23:48 GMT -5
I want another '___bath'. We've had the beer-bath and the milk-bath, can Punk do a Diet Pepsi-bath on the Corporation please?
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Post by Juice on Nov 1, 2013 9:29:47 GMT -5
Damn inducing shenanigans
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 1, 2013 9:35:00 GMT -5
I want WWE to take the general concepts of their YouTube shows like as Z!TLIS, Santino's Foreign Exchange, and currently the JBL and Cole Show and apply them to WWE TV. I hate that all the entertaining stuff that can actually help people get over is confined to the internet.
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Post by whatamaneuver on Nov 1, 2013 9:35:53 GMT -5
Am I going to be the one who has to say bikini contest?
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Post by Mesousa287793 on Nov 1, 2013 9:37:50 GMT -5
I want WWE to take the general concepts of their YouTube shows like as Z!TLIS, Santino's Foreign Exchange, and currently the JBL and Cole Show and apply them to WWE TV. I hate that all the entertaining stuff that can actually help people get over is confined to the internet. Actually, they do reference the JBL and Cole Show sometimes on Raw and SmackDown. |
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Post by Heartbreaker on Nov 1, 2013 9:42:06 GMT -5
I want another '___bath'. We've had the beer-bath and the milk-bath, can Punk do a Diet Pepsi-bath on the Corporation please? Bryan with vegetable juice? |
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Post by slappy on Nov 1, 2013 9:45:12 GMT -5
I'd love another home invasion. Also, an odd couple going on a date. Those are always fun. Have we had any of those since Noble took Michelle out? Daniel Bryan and Derrick Bateman went on a date with the Bellas. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 1, 2013 9:45:34 GMT -5
I want WWE to take the general concepts of their YouTube shows like as Z!TLIS, Santino's Foreign Exchange, and currently the JBL and Cole Show and apply them to WWE TV. I hate that all the entertaining stuff that can actually help people get over is confined to the internet. Actually, they do reference the JBL and Cole Show sometimes on Raw and SmackDown. I know. I just wish the wrestlers got to show the personality that they do on the webshows on WWE TV. I want to see Cody walk up to the WWE Champion and say "you've been challenged". I want Bad News Barrett. I want Santino and "Toshi Yatsu" to be a thing. I want Ryder to be more than just a generic, smiley babyface and actually talk. |
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Nov 1, 2013 9:56:34 GMT -5
I want Santino and "Toshi Yatsu" to be a thing. And Curtis Axel would actually be entertaining. With Thanksgiving this month, this would be the perfect time to get a Santino's Foreign Exchange segment/angle on Raw. The Gooker comes back looking for revenge. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 9:56:44 GMT -5
I want another '___bath'. We've had the beer-bath and the milk-bath, can Punk do a Diet Pepsi-bath on the Corporation please? Bryan with vegetable juice? Or some super-expensive mineral water? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 10:14:17 GMT -5
I want another '___bath'. We've had the beer-bath and the milk-bath, can Punk do a Diet Pepsi-bath on the Corporation please? Bryan with vegetable juice? Nah, would look too much like blood something resembling blood, dang it, how I can I describe it without WWE censoring me? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 10:23:36 GMT -5
Bryan with vegetable juice? Nah, would look too much like blood something resembling blood, dang it, how I can I describe it without WWE censoring me? They prefer to call it a special juice that makes colors disappear when photographed. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 1, 2013 10:26:18 GMT -5
Nah, would look too much like blood something resembling blood, dang it, how I can I describe it without WWE censoring me? They prefer to call it a special juice that makes colors disappear when photographed. Did someone say special juice? And Daniel Bryan? |
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Post by Bootista on Nov 1, 2013 10:28:13 GMT -5
They prefer to call it a special juice that makes colors disappear when photographed. Did someone say special juice? And Daniel Bryan?  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 10:37:57 GMT -5
Goofy segments of randoms getting assaulted like Kanyon hitting random Kanyon Cutters on members of the production crew in WCW or when HBK superkicked those Stan and those other two dudes in that hallway.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2013 10:44:31 GMT -5
Goofy segments of randoms getting assaulted like Kanyon hitting random Kanyon Cutters on members of the production crew in WCW or when HBK superkicked those Stan and those other two dudes in that hallway. They just had Ryback assaulting guys in catering and in JBL's office/the shower. |
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