BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Nov 5, 2013 5:28:24 GMT -5
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Post by Raskovnik on Nov 5, 2013 6:00:52 GMT -5
My biggest problem with it is how short his tie is.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 5, 2013 6:01:58 GMT -5
BAH GAWD, IT'S THE DEVIL'S FAVOURITE SALESMAN!
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543Y2J
Patti Mayonnaise
Seventh level .gif Master
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Post by 543Y2J on Nov 5, 2013 6:17:38 GMT -5
 I knew this and the KANEFUSED one would come in handy once I made them (not realizing it would be this soon though!), oh Kane you never disappoint me |
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Boo!
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Boo! on Nov 5, 2013 6:21:44 GMT -5
Looks like a cheap suit
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Post by Sparvid on Nov 5, 2013 7:33:28 GMT -5
I still wish his suit was red and black.  |
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Post by Hurbster on Nov 5, 2013 7:36:44 GMT -5
Kane will now not give out autographs unless you can name all the US Presidents - in order.
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Post by willywonka666 on Nov 5, 2013 7:38:54 GMT -5
Needs more water cooler
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playa
AC Slater
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Post by playa on Nov 5, 2013 8:07:04 GMT -5
He's been the "big red monster" for 16 years. The guy is obviously capable of more than that. So let's let him try something new.
The Authority" should call him Mr. Jacobs too.
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Post by BRAINFADE on Nov 5, 2013 8:31:52 GMT -5
Is Model Citizen Kane secretly Al Bundy? hoooooooly shiiiit... Kane IS the Long Lost Bundy. You're right... Kane Kong Bundy? Anyway, yeah last night was hilarious. Just when you thought they couldn't get any stupider with Kane-tinuity, out trots Korporate Kane. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2013 9:15:44 GMT -5
The funniest part about it is that it looks like he's wearing a tiny, clip-on tie. He looks like a kid whose mom dressed him up for picture day at Olan Mills.
He just completely sells the whole "monster being awkward in a suit thing" so perfectly. It's glorious.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Nov 5, 2013 9:19:15 GMT -5
I just noticed the napkin in his front pocket is shaped like fire. That is just genius.
Korporate Kane had to be my highlight from RAW, made a pretty routine beatdown entertaining.
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Post by SEND FOR THE MAN!!! on Nov 5, 2013 9:36:18 GMT -5
"Mr. Kane, I'm afraid the April board meeting has been moved to May 19th."
MAY 19th?! MMAAAYYY 19th?! MAY NNNIINNNEETTTEEENNTH?!
"Yes, is that a problem?"
No, not at all. I'll....ahem....update my Outlook.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Nov 5, 2013 9:44:54 GMT -5
All we need now is a random Undertaker cameo on RAW where he walks past Kane and simply says "WTF happened to you??!"
And that moment is never mentioned or referenced to again....
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 5, 2013 9:51:45 GMT -5
I just noticed the napkin in his front pocket is shaped like fire. That is just genius. . Yeah, the fire handkerchief is spectacular. |
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Johnny D
Don Corleone
Creature of the Night Forever
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Post by Johnny D on Nov 5, 2013 9:53:28 GMT -5
So, so awkward and funny.  |
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Post by audiencewatching on Nov 5, 2013 9:53:54 GMT -5
Worst thing they ever could've done.
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Jiren
Patti Mayonnaise
Hearts Bayformers
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Post by Jiren on Nov 5, 2013 9:55:20 GMT -5
I haven't seen Raw but that shit is awesome
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Nov 5, 2013 9:57:10 GMT -5
I'm so mad I went to bed before this happened. It's so beautiful and perfect.
Damnit, I love Kane.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2013 10:25:42 GMT -5
I've not stopped laughing for nearly 12 hours.
Korporate Kane may be the single greatest moment in Raw history for how meta it seems.
*last week Kane hands over mask*
"This FAN gimmick can't possibly be happening, that'd be questionable and so I'm sure they'll go in some other direction, he won't be in Flair's power suit..."
*this week Korporate Kane comes out*
"...THAT'S GOTTA BE KORPORATE KANE?!"
And then he did nothing but slide some chairs in, like some sort of nervous admin assistant trying to help set up a make-shift meeting room.
Perfect, has there ever been a more perfect Raw moment from a show that was largely garbage (in story terms)? Probably, but it lacked Korporate Kane saving the show with a Hail Mary of a closing segment overrun touchdown.
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