Ezekiel Jackson points out fascinating fact

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Ezekiel Jackson ‏@ezekielwwe 15m

Just realized today is 11/12/13 ...

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We haven't had a marvellous Big Zeke remembrance thread in a while, and given how much brighter he makes Twitter & Youtube I think we owe it to him.

Cheers, Zeke.

[Banjo Is Broken]

Come back, Zeke. I don't care if no one else likes you, I do.

[BorneAgain]

I thought for sure it would be

"I'm actually still employed."

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Nov 12, 2013 19:18:32 GMT -5 BorneAgain said:

I thought for sure it would be

"I'm actually still employed."

@ezekielwwe 9m
Taught Vince about my secret cameras, forever here. Thanks.

[Big DSR Energy]

@ezekielwwe 9m
Just realized when I wear red people mistake me for Ahmed Johnson. Good thing I don't wrestle anymore.

[Juice]

Always liked Zeke.

[turkeysandwich]

Does he still upload boring videos of him cooking and lifting weights?

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He can point it out again next year on 12/13/14

Also, look for him to still not have appeared on RAW, but still be employed.

[jjdash]

Being from Australia I would actually say today's date is 12/11/13, so my opinion of Big Zeke remains at the same level.

[JTG Fan]

Fun fact: Zeke's last match on TV was the July 3, 2012 SmackDown 'Great American Bash' battle royal won by Zack Ryder.

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Nov 12, 2013 19:53:14 GMT -5 jjdash said:

Being from Australia I would actually say today's date is 12/11/13, so my opinion of Big Zeke remains at the same level.

I'm also from a place that has month/date switched around so it's extra amusing to me.

When Zeke says something that should make me shrug or be silently annoyed, I actually find great hope in his blanket statements of fact.

Or maybe just the notion of someone as tall, built, and intense looking as Zeke to politely mention such trivial things makes me think of him as something of a teddy bear in a world of cynicism.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Yeah, Zeke, come back. I really miss your...





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...What's for dinner?

[Chainsaw]

@ezekielwwe 9m
Just had a camel try to ask me what day it was. Punched him in his stupid humpOH, I GET IT NOW! #ZekeStrong

[Wolfman Rose]

I miss Zeke and his lack of cuts.

[mrbananagrabber]

I always imagine Ezekial's life is like Jon Arbuckle's without Garfield.

garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/62181692582/g-g-the-book-g-g-on-facebook-g-g-on-twitter

[Brother Nero....Wolfe]

I really want him to have a match, be pinned, and then just sigh. Like no violent attack on the guy who beat him, no leaving injured, no anything. Just sit up, sigh audibly, and walk away shaking his head to Incredible Hulk's sad theme.

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Nov 12, 2013 19:56:07 GMT -5 JTG Fan said:

Fun fact: Zeke's last match on TV was the July 3, 2012 SmackDown 'Great American Bash' battle royal won by Zack Ryder.

Yeah, I expected his fact to be that he hasn't wrestled in over like a year and a half...

[bootytea]

I thought that was not until December.

That calendar format confused me a lot as a kid because my mom would travel a lot and I lived in Zimbabwe, Australia and the US. Just when I got used to one, the other country did it the opposite way.

A guy the size of Ezekiel Jackson should not be sitting at home and mixing spices. There has to be something they can do.

Sure he may embarrass himself by growling a bit too much, but pair him with a decent manager you got yourself a guy people will pay money to see just to marvel at his girth.

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I wonder how much longer he has on his contract because dude isn't getting a new one when it's up.

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Nov 13, 2013 17:12:25 GMT -5 bootytea said:

pair him with a decent manager you got yourself a guy people will pay money to see just to marvel at his girth.

I'm sure I could make some money with someone of his... girth.