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Post by Dave the Dave on Nov 15, 2013 12:03:26 GMT -5
We've got Alberto in his cars. Eddie in his lowriders. Chavo and his golf cart. The Mexicools and their lawnmowers. Not to mention JBL and his limo.
Discuss.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Nov 15, 2013 12:05:15 GMT -5
WWE thinks Mexicans are lazy?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2013 12:13:59 GMT -5
Hunico and his bike
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Nov 15, 2013 12:14:42 GMT -5
Double Double E loves stereotypes.
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Post by Reflecto on Nov 15, 2013 12:19:58 GMT -5
You see the parking fees around an arena- and how every parking garage jacks up the price when an event's that day? The Mexican wrestlers aren't lazy stereotypes- they're shrewd individuals who realized there ain't no rule about merely driving your vehicle into the arena and driving it back out after your match. They should be lauded for being clever, not mocked for being stereotypes.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2013 12:26:47 GMT -5
I've never gotten the appeal myself.
How do you kayfabe the entrance vehicle gimmick anyways? I highly doubt guys are sneaking these things into the arena and right to the guerrilla position. Someone has got to be giving them the go ahead, but why?
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 15, 2013 12:27:56 GMT -5
...Are you saying that JBL is a Mexican?
Mind=blown.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 15, 2013 12:29:45 GMT -5
I've never gotten the appeal myself. How do you kayfabe the entrance vehicle gimmick anyways? I highly doubt guys are sneaking these things into the arena and right to the guerrilla position. Someone has got to be giving them the go ahead, but why? Well they could set it up before hand in kayfabe land. Like saying instead of pyro I get to drive my car in.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 15, 2013 12:37:34 GMT -5
We've got Alberto in his cars. Eddie in his lowriders. Chavo and his golf cart. The Mexicools and their lawnmowers. Not to mention JBL and his limo. Discuss. Chavo never drove a golf cart. You appear to be confusing him with the fine upstanding gentleman Kerwin White... who was most assuredly not a Mexican. I wonder what happened to him and his oddly familiar golf caddy.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2013 12:38:25 GMT -5
I've never gotten the appeal myself. How do you kayfabe the entrance vehicle gimmick anyways? I highly doubt guys are sneaking these things into the arena and right to the guerrilla position. Someone has got to be giving them the go ahead, but why? Well they could set it up before hand in kayfabe land. Like saying instead of pyro I get to drive my car in. But WHY? Beyond creating an entrance spectacle, what might the motivation be? BTW have they ever let a low rent character try this? That could be fun. They pull up on the ramp in some rustbox that's all clanging and billowing smoke, it stalls out and they can't get it to turn over so they are forced to walk the rest of the way.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 15, 2013 12:40:23 GMT -5
Well they could set it up before hand in kayfabe land. Like saying instead of pyro I get to drive my car in. But WHY? Beyond creating an entrance spectacle, what might the motivation be? BTW have they ever let a low rent character try this? That could be fun. They pull up on the ramp in some rustbox that's all clanging and billowing smoke, it stalls out and they can't get it to turn over so they are forced to walk the rest of the way. Ricardo at the Royal Rumble came into the arena in a rustbucket trying to do his best impersonation of the Alberto Del RIo entrance...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2013 12:45:06 GMT -5
But WHY? Beyond creating an entrance spectacle, what might the motivation be? BTW have they ever let a low rent character try this? That could be fun. They pull up on the ramp in some rustbox that's all clanging and billowing smoke, it stalls out and they can't get it to turn over so they are forced to walk the rest of the way. Ricardo at the Royal Rumble came into the arena in a rustbucket trying to do his best impersonation of the Alberto Del RIo entrance... Bummer. Yet another servicable idea I thought that I had. I really should make more of an effort to watch this stuff.
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Post by Bo Rida on Nov 15, 2013 14:13:11 GMT -5
WWE thinks Mexicans are lazy? The real lazy ones were the attitude era wrestlers who arrived midway through a show (they usually had drivers too), it was all very unprofessional especially as they were usually the top stars that should have been setting an example, I for one thank the authority for ensuring wrestlers turn up on time even if they were some of the worst offenders back then.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2013 14:18:18 GMT -5
Alberto needs to back a box truck in and have a bunch of illegals do run ins for him, much to Zeb's dismay.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 15, 2013 14:21:25 GMT -5
Alberto needs to back a box truck in and have a bunch of illegals do run ins for him, much to Zeb's dismay. That would be pretty amazing... Also racist... Racmazing?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 15, 2013 15:10:15 GMT -5
...Are you saying that JBL is a Mexican? Mind=blown. Jose Benicio Lopez
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Post by Dave the Dave on Nov 15, 2013 15:28:12 GMT -5
That too. My table got laughed at during a PPV he was on for watching wrestling. Hunico and his Barrio BMX; how could I forget.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Nov 15, 2013 15:31:28 GMT -5
Well they could set it up before hand in kayfabe land. Like saying instead of pyro I get to drive my car in. But WHY? Beyond creating an entrance spectacle, what might the motivation be? BTW have they ever let a low rent character try this? That could be fun. They pull up on the ramp in some rustbox that's all clanging and billowing smoke, it stalls out and they can't get it to turn over so they are forced to walk the rest of the way. Why have pyro? Because it creates a spectacle. Just because in kayfabe they fight for real doesn't mean they don't want to put on a show either
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 15, 2013 15:33:23 GMT -5
Eddie's entrances were always awesome. Cars were incredible, and that time he went to the prom with Chyna was priceless.
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Post by Brother Nero....Wolfe on Nov 15, 2013 15:36:40 GMT -5
Well they could set it up before hand in kayfabe land. Like saying instead of pyro I get to drive my car in. But WHY? Beyond creating an entrance spectacle, what might the motivation be? BTW have they ever let a low rent character try this? That could be fun. They pull up on the ramp in some rustbox that's all clanging and billowing smoke, it stalls out and they can't get it to turn over so they are forced to walk the rest of the way. I can safely say that if I could drive a car into my office every day, like into the actual office not just the parking lot, for no apparent reason, with the company paying for it? Yeah, I absolutely f***ing would. Like it would not help me in any way, it would just be the right kind of funny to justify doing it.
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