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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2013 14:29:35 GMT -5
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Post by Oakster on Nov 16, 2013 14:45:07 GMT -5
... actually, on second thoughts, Rollins might be able to survive this with more moshpit.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2013 15:44:15 GMT -5
They are forced to dress up as 3 Doinks.
Then when they get into the ring..............they all just start making out with each other.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Nov 16, 2013 16:10:03 GMT -5
Triple H books them in a No Disqualification Handicap Match versus Daniel Bryan. However, despite The Authority helping Shield all they can by stacking the deck in their favor, they still lose to Bryan. How do they lose, you ask? Bryan hits The Move That Beat John Cena on Roman Reigns, which causes him to knock over Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins behind him like dominos falling over. Bryan then stands on top of the three Shield members to get the link, while he does the "YES!" taunt over and over to close out Raw.
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Post by The Ichi on Nov 16, 2013 16:15:57 GMT -5
HHH pedigrees all three of them.
At the same time.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Nov 16, 2013 17:42:06 GMT -5
Rolling and Reigns start opening the compartments on their vests to find assorted sex toys. That probably shouldn't be my first thought. ...that's no burial, that's the beginning of a beautiful new gimmick.
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Post by Straight Edge Scrotum on Nov 16, 2013 21:32:44 GMT -5
Michael Cole: "Mister McMahon promises three new members will join the infamous 'Kiss My Ass Club' tonight on RAW!"
King: "Somebody break out the mouthwash!"
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Post by Urfarkendarf on Nov 16, 2013 21:43:49 GMT -5
Khali, Hornswoggle and Nattie are in the ring doing a comedy segment. The Shield come down to the ring. Hornswoggle kicks Ambrose in the shin and he goes flying out of the ring. Nattie puts Reigns in the sharpshooter. Khali gives his weak clothesline to Rollins and then does a twerk over Rollins' prone body.
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Post by Sparkybob on Nov 16, 2013 21:46:58 GMT -5
Bryan beats the Shield in a 3 on 1 buried alive handicap match. Wait am I doing this right?
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Nov 16, 2013 22:03:09 GMT -5
The Shield gets a Three Stooges gimmick.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 16, 2013 22:13:40 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose loses the U.S. Title to Alex Riley in 30 seconds after a botched flying knee or whatever and botched Spear by Rollins and Reigns respectively and Riley pins Dean despite getting no real offense of his own at all. Riley celebrates his victory by mooning the fallen Ambrose and trying to fart only to end up accidentally sharting all over him. He just nonchalantly shrugs and heads to the back to clean himself up. Meanwhile, The other members of the Shield try to help Dean up only to slip and fall in the mess...repeatedly for the next five minutes.
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Post by Spider2024 on Nov 16, 2013 22:18:16 GMT -5
Los Nuevo Matadores
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Post by mystikz on Nov 16, 2013 22:24:31 GMT -5
HHH is fighting Big Show
They run out to help him. Chase off Big Show.
Then HHH pedigrees all 3 for no reason. Crotch shops. Walks off.
Something similar to how he buried London and Kendrick.
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Nov 16, 2013 23:42:52 GMT -5
Reighns tries to spear Big Show... Yet he immediately is KO'd on impact because of Show's massive girth. Show turns around and Rollins is flying off the top for his flying knee, yet Show KO's him midair. Ambrose is left in the ring, begs off, tries a heel trick to get one over on Show, but is instantly WMD'd after he tries.
SHOW WINS!!!
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Post by Joe Neglia on Nov 17, 2013 0:03:06 GMT -5
The camera is backstage. It's a close-up of the PTPs doing their "millions of dollars" dance. The camera pans out to show that they're arm-in-arm with the Shield, Khali, Bob Backlund, Santino Marella, the Brooklyn Brawler, Mae Young and Ricardo Rodriguez, all chanting the catchphrase.
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Nov 17, 2013 0:08:58 GMT -5
Triple H cuts a promo mocking all three, making fun of Rollins' voice and calling him a B+ indy guy, Reigns' family ties getting him into WWE, and Ambrose's failed feud with Foley. They run to the ring for a match with him to get revenge, three pedigrees, three pinfalls. that's exactly what I was thinking. Maybe he could hold them up while Stephanie slaps them as well.
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Post by Bootista on Nov 17, 2013 0:22:20 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose loses the U.S. Title to Alex Riley in 30 seconds after a botched flying knee or whatever and botched Spear by Rollins and Reigns respectively and Riley pins Dean despite getting no real offense of his own at all. Riley celebrates his victory by mooning the fallen Ambrose and trying to fart only to end up accidentally sharting all over him. He just nonchalantly shrugs and heads to the back to clean himself up. Meanwhile, The other members of the Shield try to help Dean up only to slip and fall in the mess...repeatedly for the next five minutes.
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Post by They Killed the Giggler on Nov 17, 2013 0:28:58 GMT -5
a backstage skit showing all three in bed with Mae Young followed by Stephanie slapping them around and HHH doling out Pedigrees. Oh yeah, also each one gets a tadpole splash from Hornswoggle and a stinkface from Big Dick Johnson.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Nov 17, 2013 0:42:41 GMT -5
They lose a 3 on 1 handicap match.
To Hornswoggle.
In ten seconds.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Nov 17, 2013 0:56:20 GMT -5
Wiggles gimmick.
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