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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Nov 19, 2013 21:19:09 GMT -5
4. Rey Mysterio and The Uso Brothers defeated The Shield. The match was slow at first and picked up when Rey took a hot tag. Rey was really over. WHAT WERE BROOKS' THOUGHTS? "Brooks thought that The Shield as a trio were pretty dull."
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Post by Sparkybob on Nov 19, 2013 21:20:41 GMT -5
WHAT WERE BROOKS' THOUGHTS? "Brooks thought that The Shield as a trio were pretty dull." No one cared for the Shield. The WWE should have known this is Evolution territory.
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Post by saintpat on Nov 19, 2013 21:21:01 GMT -5
Brooks seems like the guy who says he was a huge Punk fan, complained about his title reign being too long, and then complained when he lost it to the Rock. Brooks posts about WWE not developing young and fresh talent, then starts "He hasn't paid his doooooosssss" threads when a main eventer loses to a newer talent.
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Post by Lancers on Nov 19, 2013 21:21:27 GMT -5
Brooks Yellen, 30, lives in nearby Marietta, Georgia. He's been a wrestling fan since the days of Surfer Sting and Gary Michael Cappetta. He lives in a shared apartment with his high school buddy nicknamed Turd Frost due to his medical condition of white feces. Recently laid off at KFC when they caught him sticking his junk inside the mashed potatoes and started singing 'Tater Testicles' in a falsetto voice. This is his fourth wrestling show he's been to since his DWI operating a golf cart back in 2008. His favorite band is Slipknot and he nearly died while participating in a steak eating contest at a steakhouse last summer.
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JoDaNa1281
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Nov 19, 2013 21:22:04 GMT -5
I'd prefer if Ryback unassumingly thought he was black. Have him get knocked out after being bonked on the head & wake up thinking he's Bullhorn from 'Black Dynamite'.
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Post by slappy on Nov 19, 2013 21:24:29 GMT -5
I'd prefer if Ryback unassumingly thought he was black. Ryback has turned his back on the white community. THE WHITE COMMUNITY?!?
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Post by Bootista on Nov 19, 2013 21:30:12 GMT -5
This thread has me in tears. I love this place
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Post by Bootista on Nov 19, 2013 21:33:39 GMT -5
Brooks Yellen, 30, lives in nearby Marietta, Georgia. He's been a wrestling fan since the days of Surfer Sting and Gary Michael Cappetta. He lives in a shared apartment with his high school buddy nicknamed Turd Frost due to his medical condition of white feces. Recently laid off at KFC when they caught him sticking his junk inside the mashed potatoes and started singing 'Tater Testicles' in a falsetto voice. This is his fourth wrestling show he's been to since his DWI operating a golf cart back in 2008. His favorite band is Slipknot and he nearly died while participating in a steak eating contest at a steakhouse last summer. Is this a wrestletaint exclusive?
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Post by Sparkybob on Nov 19, 2013 21:33:56 GMT -5
Brooks seems like the guy who says he was a huge Punk fan, complained about his title reign being too long, and then complained when he lost it to the Rock. Brooks figured out that Roidback is on steroids because just look at him. Ain't he a sight to see?
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Post by Some Guy on Nov 19, 2013 21:38:04 GMT -5
Brooks Yellen, 30, lives in nearby Marietta, Georgia. He's been a wrestling fan since the days of Surfer Sting and Gary Michael Cappetta. He lives in a shared apartment with his high school buddy nicknamed Turd Frost due to his medical condition of white feces. Recently laid off at KFC when they caught him sticking his junk inside the mashed potatoes and started singing 'Tater Testicles' in a falsetto voice. This is his fourth wrestling show he's been to since his DWI operating a golf cart back in 2008. His favorite band is Slipknot and he nearly died while participating in a steak eating contest at a steakhouse last summer. BRING ME BROOKS.
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Post by BigJerichool222 on Nov 19, 2013 21:41:34 GMT -5
Brooks Yellen, 30, lives in nearby Marietta, Georgia. He's been a wrestling fan since the days of Surfer Sting and Gary Michael Cappetta. He lives in a shared apartment with his high school buddy nicknamed Turd Frost due to his medical condition of white feces. Recently laid off at KFC when they caught him sticking his junk inside the mashed potatoes and started singing 'Tater Testicles' in a falsetto voice. This is his fourth wrestling show he's been to since his DWI operating a golf cart back in 2008. His favorite band is Slipknot and he nearly died while participating in a steak eating contest at a steakhouse last summer. BRING ME BROOKS. ...from Subway!
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Nov 19, 2013 21:43:38 GMT -5
So... is Brooks still there or what? Haven't had an update in a while.
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Post by andrew8798 on Nov 19, 2013 21:44:36 GMT -5
Cena/Del Rio talking for 30 minutes?
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Post by Sparkybob on Nov 19, 2013 21:47:28 GMT -5
So... is Brooks still there or what? Haven't had an update in a while. Probably left in disguise when Phil Brooks didn't sign his Chris Benoit shirt. What a dick Phil is.
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CH Punk
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Post by CH Punk on Nov 19, 2013 21:48:14 GMT -5
Big Show came out for a promo. Randy Orton cut in and whined about not getting help at Survivor Series. Really good mic work from Show. Big E and ziggler out next. Gotta say I'm a ziggler mark.
5. Big E Langston and Dolph Ziggler defeated Curtis Axel and Damien Sandow. Very quick match. Brooks feels Ziggler is the best worker in WWE hands down.
6. The Prime Time Players vs. 3MB. The highlight of the night for Brooks was 3MB playing the Fabulous Freebirds. Heath Slater played the part of Michael Hayes, Jinder Mahal played Jimmy Garvin, and Drew McIntyre was Terry Gordy. Slater does an awesome Hayes impersonation. However, the younger crowd didn't get it.
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Post by CH Punk on Nov 19, 2013 21:48:46 GMT -5
Brooks likes Ziggler, his career is made.
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Post by Sparkybob on Nov 19, 2013 21:49:10 GMT -5
Brooks is a Ziggler mark? No where he's so pissed all the time.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Nov 19, 2013 21:49:59 GMT -5
Yay, two thirds of Team Rocket!
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Post by andrew8798 on Nov 19, 2013 21:50:01 GMT -5
Hayes be on the warpath when he gets back
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 19, 2013 21:50:10 GMT -5
Team Rocket Reunites!
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