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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Nov 20, 2013 9:50:39 GMT -5
Bryan's Knee would work. I mean there's no way you could use it in a real fight because your opponent would have plenty of time to move but from a purely physics perspective it is doable. Kneeing someone in the face would be rather effective too. The obvious one is of course the KO Punch but if I had that much power my fights wouldn't last nearly as long as Big Show's do so there are problems with that too. I imagine, falling to the ground as you knock your foe down with The Move That Beat John Cena might hurt a bit. You could get your hands down to break your fall. I don't think that would be too much of a problem. You'd certainly be in better shape than the recipient, but like I said, the likelihood of being able to catch someone in a fight with it is very low.
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Nov 20, 2013 9:59:54 GMT -5
DDT on concrete = certain death
Big show's WMD would probably the most effective and is not hard to pull: a freaking giant punching you in the face that's it
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Post by CuJ0 Will Keep Dancing on Nov 20, 2013 10:05:56 GMT -5
Well Daniel Bryan's Yes! Lock is believable and a variation has been used in MMA. Instead of using the crossface grip, it's just adjusted into a choke which makes it more effective. Del Rio's Cross Armbreaker is another obvious choice. Swaggers Ankle Lock. Most submission finishers come from actual techniques but with modifications so you're not actually physically damaging the other wrestler.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Nov 20, 2013 11:12:32 GMT -5
How about the DDT?I agree that the headlock driver wouldn't work, but with a regular DDT you have a better grasp, and a free arm to help you pull them down. I remember a thread Kneelift made where she tried this against someone that was fronting in a club I believe, supposedly it didn't work. I very drunkenly was tussling with a strange girl who threw a lit cigarette at my friend and doing really badly because I am very small, but sort of accidentally/on purpose got her in the set up for it and we both just went crashing to the ground and I REALLY HURT MY BUTT. Her knees/elbows and forearms were all bloody but her head/face was fine.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Nov 20, 2013 11:18:17 GMT -5
The other times I've tried finishers they've been similarly bad experiences in real-life physics. I RKO'd a friend much larger than me and it led to me just slamming to my back on the grass with them still standing, I recently awkwardly failed a Rock Bottom while at a party, and an attempt to show someone how a Cross-Rhodes worked, slowly and methodically without actually executing the move, led to me hitting my hip super hard on a table.
The only move I've ever done cleanly was The Overdrive, and I did just to prove that it is lame, except then my friend Dustin like ATE IT INTO THE FLOOR SUPER HARD and I kind of respect the move now.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Nov 20, 2013 11:22:50 GMT -5
Orton's punt.
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Post by Kitchen Sink on Nov 20, 2013 11:26:48 GMT -5
My friend did a proper piledriver to a guy in a fight before and it knocked the guy silly. It was onto the grass, though. On concrete it would most likely be fatal
I put my brother through a sofa before with the World's Strongest Slam
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Nov 20, 2013 11:33:30 GMT -5
Also that video that went viral a couple of years ago of that kid being bullied and then snapping - pretty sure he hit like a gutwrench powerbomb successfully on the other kid so that may be one too.
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Post by sunnytaker on Nov 20, 2013 13:05:06 GMT -5
the rollup- the move that's taken out pretty much every wrestler- ever- at some point or another. thing's got to be the most believeable.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 20, 2013 13:28:30 GMT -5
In high school I was watching a fight wherein the nerdy kid was kicking the bully's(ray?) ass until he decided to go for the figure four leglock.
It's never a good idea to turn your back on an opponent.
I've won a grappling match with the crippler crossface. This was even after the tragedy, but I probably had a goofy grin on as I slapped it in. I was 4 real.
A DDT can work--often it'd be necessary to sweep the opponents leg to make him fall with you, though...especially depending on his/her(jerk) strength in comparison to you.
A spear will work.
A piledriver will work
Del Rio's armbreaker is legit
Almost all of the chokeholds would be just fine, especially something like the tazmission.
It's only an occasional finish, but CM Punk's roundhouse kick is just fine--even though my martial arts training says otherwise, I've never been a fan of kicking as high as somebody's head...it does work, but if you miss you'll often be off-balance.
Weaker moves, non-finishing moves like the front-face lock, are generally fight enders.
Really your best bet in any confrontation is trying to resolve it without coming to blows. If it becomes unavoidable, then your new best bet overall is to try for ye olde sucker punch--one of the deadliest moves in all of martial arts. You can tell yourself later, when you don't have the crap beat out of you, that you were doing an homage to Big Show's KO punch. There is no dishonor in a real fight.
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Nov 20, 2013 15:00:33 GMT -5
Belly to belly suplex. Though admittedly when I did it, it was more a Head-and-arm suplex.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 20, 2013 15:09:27 GMT -5
The spinebuster and power bomb. I been on both ends of these moves and can tell you they are instant fight enders. Give someone a spinebuster on concrete, they aren't getting up any time soon without help.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Nov 20, 2013 17:31:56 GMT -5
Someone mentioned Del Rio's cross-arm breaker but I've never understood how it's supposed to work. What exactly is he doing that would hurt so much?
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Nov 20, 2013 17:49:39 GMT -5
Someone mentioned Del Rio's cross-arm breaker but I've never understood how it's supposed to work. What exactly is he doing that would hurt so much? I'm no martial artist but I think the idea behind it is he's both pulling the shoulder out of its socket and bending the arm the opposite way to which it is meant to be bent. I think it's a commonly used submission in many MMA fights but I don't watch that stuff so I can't be sure.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 20, 2013 17:55:31 GMT -5
Done correctly he's breaking the arm by holding it straight and thrusting his hips outward.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Nov 20, 2013 18:21:08 GMT -5
Someone mentioned Del Rio's cross-arm breaker but I've never understood how it's supposed to work. What exactly is he doing that would hurt so much? With the armbar, you hold the elbow join basically across your groin, and then pivot your hips upwards whilst holding the hand, so you either tap out or your arm gets snapped in half. Simple, but sure as hell effective!
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Nov 20, 2013 18:41:56 GMT -5
Someone mentioned Del Rio's cross-arm breaker but I've never understood how it's supposed to work. What exactly is he doing that would hurt so much? With the armbar, you hold the elbow join basically across your groin, and then pivot your hips upwards whilst holding the hand, so you either tap out or your arm gets snapped in half. Simple, but sure as hell effective!
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Post by Injustice45 on Nov 20, 2013 18:59:48 GMT -5
A sleeper hold. Long story short, somebody got hurt, and ended up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2013 19:05:59 GMT -5
I'll never forget the unfortunate time I Powerbombed my younger cousin (I was probably 7 and he was probably 4) outside on a tree root.
Nobody got hurt badly, but you know that time when you know you've done something bad and all you can do is hide? That was me.
Also, I took out my older sister with Glacier's Ice Pick finisher once. (She's 3/4 years older that I am) She was crying and everything. I think that was the start of me being able to win fights.
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Post by Chestnutrice on Nov 20, 2013 20:47:09 GMT -5
I'm skinny and not really muscular, but I Bionic Elbowed(very angry theatrics) someone in a fight, and the person dropped to the ground. I became friends with said person like last year and now we always laugh at how he got knocked out by that.
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