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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 21, 2013 21:16:11 GMT -5
Why would Storm want a death match? Last time he faced his former partner in a Texas Florida Death match, he lost.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 21:16:14 GMT -5
Not since the match between Samoa and England on the Rugby pitch have we seen this ferocity............but first a commercial.
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Post by Talent Name on Nov 21, 2013 21:16:17 GMT -5
From the Island of Samoa The Samoan SubMission Machine Samoan Cookie Eating Samoa Joe
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 21:16:17 GMT -5
Screw that, the bell to start the match is literally cut off in mid-ring to go to a commercial?
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Nov 21, 2013 21:16:27 GMT -5
Joe came here for scraps...from catering and the concession stand.
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Post by thegame415 on Nov 21, 2013 21:16:26 GMT -5
Florida Deathmatch involves guns, meth, and beer. Alligators and jet skis are optional. Alligators are not only welcomed.... They're allowed.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 21:16:28 GMT -5
Damn, Joe is lazy as hell, can't even walk to the ring.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 21, 2013 21:16:33 GMT -5
Aren't these guys supposed to be friends?
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Nov 21, 2013 21:16:39 GMT -5
"I did not come here to talk, I came here to fight."
Um Joe, you're the one that was talking, Magnus was in the ring ready to fight.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 21, 2013 21:16:57 GMT -5
Joe is still the bathroom. Magnus got to fight him in a Shithouse Brawl.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 21, 2013 21:17:10 GMT -5
"I did not come here to talk, I came here to fight." Um Joe, you're the one that was talking, Magnus was in the ring ready to fight. Joe must be confused. He thinks the ring isn't "anywhere."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 21:17:13 GMT -5
Wait, I just realized Storm was wearing a shirt for the tag team of him and Gunner. I thought their team was done? He's just wearing it because it still smells like Gunner. ...INtriguing ...INviting ...INtoxicating. INTENSE The new scent by Gunner.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 21:17:32 GMT -5
I hate reading this thread when Joe is on, it makes me so hungry.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 21:17:48 GMT -5
I didn't come here to talk, I came here to scrap. So instead of just coming to the ring and fighting, I'm going to get myself a microphone and tell you to come back here and fight.
And if you don't come back here and fight, I'll wait and then come out there for a fight, which in all actuality, slows down the process of us fighting even more.
So yeah.
We're going to fight at some point, but I'd appreciate it if you came back here so I don't have to walk the extra steps.
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Nov 21, 2013 21:18:32 GMT -5
"I did not come here to talk, I came here to fight." Um Joe, you're the one that was talking, Magnus was in the ring ready to fight. He came to fight over the last pork chop and leftover mashed potatoes in catering
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Nov 21, 2013 21:18:32 GMT -5
Screw that, the bell to start the match is literally cut off in mid-ring to go to a commercial? Different venue, same problems that have plagued every show.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 21:18:33 GMT -5
I swear these next-gen gaming console commercials are competing for the "please don't buy me I'm obnoxious!" award.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 21, 2013 21:18:38 GMT -5
Aren't these guys supposed to be friends? Magnus told him that his shorts make his ass look obese.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2013 21:18:42 GMT -5
If Samoa Joe was in the Hunger Games, they would just be the Games.
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Post by Injustice45 on Nov 21, 2013 21:18:56 GMT -5
I didn't come here to talk, I came here to scrap. So instead of just coming to the ring and fighting, I'm going to get myself a microphone and tell you to come back here and fight. And if you don't come back here and fight, I'll wait and then come out there for a fight, which in all actuality, slows down the process of us fighting even more. So yeah. We're going to fight at some point, but I'd appreciate it if you came back here so I don't have to walk the extra steps. What a lazy, hypocritical, fatass.
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