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Post by thelonewolf527 on Nov 21, 2013 13:27:31 GMT -5
This isn't even news at all.
This would be the equivalent of me saying "I'm gonna go to Japan and hope WWE signs me after that" as far as we know, WWE doesn't even know who this guy is
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 21, 2013 13:34:51 GMT -5
Will New Khali fuse with Great Khali to form Grand Khali?? Will they do fusion dance or each chew on the left and right marble while they cut a promo? I think all Indian giants can secretly form like Voltron and destroy the country if they so chose
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Post by deancubed on Nov 21, 2013 14:04:12 GMT -5
The Khali brothers will be the new Tag Team Champions! Can Los Matadores stand a chance?
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 21, 2013 14:24:52 GMT -5
WWE sure do love their giant freaks.
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Post by mrbananagrabber on Nov 21, 2013 14:36:50 GMT -5
Have the two of them join up and sing Unchained Melody as some kind of monstrous Indian Righteous Brothers.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Nov 21, 2013 14:52:29 GMT -5
So this guy has been a field worker in rural India for most of his life.
What's the over/under that he doesn't get that wrestling is a performance and not an actual gladitorial competition and that he literally murders someone in the ring?
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Post by arrx on Nov 21, 2013 15:56:59 GMT -5
I can see a great angle here! Let's say Khali has been disfigured by a vicious attack from heels Tons of Funk, orchestrated by a demonic Hornswoggle dressed as Mini Me from Austin Powers. He has to undergo a facial reconstruction surgery and when he's back it's this guy. But everybody pretend he's still Khali, act like he's Khali, but himself is not sure because he lost his memory during the attack. I can dig it!
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Post by Rican on Nov 21, 2013 15:59:25 GMT -5
I would mark if they just replace Khali with this guy and never mention it other than few jokes here and there. Basically an Aunt Viv situation.
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Post by Lila on Nov 21, 2013 16:01:24 GMT -5
I like this thread a lot.
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Post by Talent Name on Nov 21, 2013 17:18:50 GMT -5
Sign him and Boom new Bella Twin.The Khali twins he can use twin magic just very slowly
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Nov 21, 2013 17:25:58 GMT -5
Sign him and Boom new Bella Twin.The Khali twins he can use twin magic just very slowly Yup I can picture it! When he tries to hide under the ring you can see one meter of legs, and they are so slow when they cheat that the ref sees everything and just shake his head out of pity.
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Post by Bootista on Nov 21, 2013 17:27:31 GMT -5
I can see a great angle here! Let's say Khali has been disfigured by a vicious attack from heels Tons of Funk, orchestrated by a demonic Hornswoggle dressed as Mini Me from Austin Powers. He has to undergo a facial reconstruction surgery and when he's back it's this guy. But everybody pretend he's still Khali, act like he's Khali, but himself is not sure because he lost his memory during the attack. I can dig it! Sucka?
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Post by percymania on Nov 21, 2013 21:55:22 GMT -5
I would have Khali eat Hornswaggle. They both disappear and out comes new Mega Khali.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Nov 21, 2013 22:49:11 GMT -5
So we have a guy who is older and taller than Khali with less experience? Which mean someone who could be even worst than Khali himself. If that's the case I rather just stick with Khali if I REALLY had to pick.
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Post by ________ has left the building on Nov 22, 2013 10:45:27 GMT -5
Indian media is notorious for the bullshit they cover. WWE probably doesn't even know this guy exist much less sending him to Japan to learn how to wrestle. Someone probably told him that they are from WWE, produce fake paperwork with the old block WWF logo, and secretly sending him to Japan to star in a Godzilla movie.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 22, 2013 11:07:03 GMT -5
Oh hai, giant Tommy Wiseau.
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