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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 23, 2013 22:33:40 GMT -5
The camera pans to the ramp and shows Tito Ortiz watching the match with his arms folded.
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Post by onetruemisfit on Nov 23, 2013 22:35:33 GMT -5
"Vintage orton" by Michael cole
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 23, 2013 22:37:07 GMT -5
"He's actually calling himself El Gigante 2 now, Maggle!" ejaculates JBL.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Nov 23, 2013 22:40:38 GMT -5
Ref bump.
New ref is introduced ... And it's Bob Backlund!
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Post by onetruemisfit on Nov 23, 2013 22:48:25 GMT -5
Bob backlund puts the big show in a chicken wing around the ring post!
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 23, 2013 22:52:04 GMT -5
The twisty rockets, having twisted around the arena, home in on El Gigante 2, who ducks just in time for them to hit Bob Backlund instead. He comically explodes, leaving only his classic red ring jacked and boots in his place.
This frees Big Show from the dreaded Super Crossface Chicken Wing. He stares off with El Gigante 2 in the middle of the ring.
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Post by cahuette on Nov 23, 2013 22:56:29 GMT -5
"He's actually calling himself El Gigante 2 now, Maggle!" ejaculates JBL. "I'm sick of your shit JBL!" Screams Renee Young, "It's actually Big Show who calls himself El Gigante 2! It litteraly means the giant two!". She then spears JBL through the barricade, the crowd cheers. Lilian Garcia then enters to the biggest pop of the show, they face off and point to a wrestlemania sign that's been put up for some reason.
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Post by onetruemisfit on Nov 23, 2013 23:00:36 GMT -5
The big show points to wrestlemania. I don't know why, everyone just does that.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 23, 2013 23:02:23 GMT -5
"He's actually calling himself El Gigante 2 now, Maggle!" ejaculates JBL. "I'm sick of your shit JBL!" Screams Renee Young, "It's actually Big Show who calls himself El Gigante 2! It litteraly means the giant two!". She then spears JBL through the barricade, the crowd cheers. Lilian Garcia then enters to the biggest pop of the show, they face off and point to a wrestlemania sign that's been put up for some reason. They stare down until a grizzled Charlie Hass runs to the ring, his eyes fixed on Lillian. The crowd sits on their hands as he cactus closelines her over the top rope. They begin to brawl into the crowd. This leaves El Gigante 2, Randy Orton, and Renee Young alone in the ring.
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Post by cahuette on Nov 23, 2013 23:03:31 GMT -5
Sin Cara, in the middle of his hospital room, feels he is needed, his pointing finger is telling him that they need him, he then gets up, puts on his mask, runs to the door, trips, fall and has to spend ten more month injured.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Nov 23, 2013 23:06:30 GMT -5
Enzo Amore (who's in the same room as Cara) tells Sin Cara that his finger is SAAAAAWFT.
Back in the arena, Randy has Big Show in a chinlock.
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Post by turkeysandwich on Nov 23, 2013 23:25:55 GMT -5
While in the chinlock, Show decides it's time for a smoke break and pulls some Marlboro's out of his singlet. Orton begins drooling at the thought of having a smoke break. R Truth sprints from the back with a lighter. Orton offers Show a deal that he'll release the chinlock in exchange for a cig. Show agrees and he, Orton, and Truth stand in the middle of the ring for 5 minutes smoking their cigarettes while Backlund grabs a mic and lectures them on the health problems caused by smoking.
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Post by Mr. Butter Fingers on Nov 23, 2013 23:35:43 GMT -5
Evan Bourne makes his return and asks for a cigarette, only for Backlund to put him in the Crossface Chicken Wing. Orton, Show and Truth pay no mind as they continue to smoke.
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Post by Bootista on Nov 23, 2013 23:48:30 GMT -5
R Truth steals Cigarettes from Evan and Asks for Little Jimmy
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2013 23:54:13 GMT -5
Little Jimmy runs in and grabs Orton, holding him in place for Big Show, but Orton ducks out of the way at the last minute causing Big Show to WMD Little Jimmy!
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 23, 2013 23:54:48 GMT -5
Oh god, Big Show's crying again.
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Post by Kayfabe FAN don't want none on Nov 23, 2013 23:56:32 GMT -5
Orton goes for another devastating chinlock but the tears made Show's head slippery.
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Post by Vampiro138 on Nov 24, 2013 0:00:41 GMT -5
Stephanie McMahon comes out and fires Cole and JBL on the spot while the match is going on, out comes the new "voice of the wwe" and its 30 rock superstar Tracy Morgan!! him and King will call the rest of this match.
"ORTON GONNA BEAT DAT NINJA GIANT GUY MAN!!" says Tracy when suddenly Booker T comes out...
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Post by RIHT on Nov 24, 2013 0:02:07 GMT -5
Let's not book Orton vs. Show at all.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Nov 24, 2013 0:04:33 GMT -5
Let's not book Orton vs. Show at all. Shut up, Daniel Bryan! Go back to washing my car!" snarls Stephanie McMahon--the smart, sexy, confident business woman who is totally a role model for millions.
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