Newz on Mark Henry

[RIHT]

Nov 24, 2013 21:04:00 GMT -5 CATCH_US IS the Conversation said:

Nov 24, 2013 21:02:38 GMT -5 onetruemisfit said:

"You see mark, if I may call you that, you always wanted to be me. You never had the skill to become a second generation superstar. Your worlds strongest mans title is worthless in this industry. You were always jealous of my sexy abs and thighs."

I'm reading this in Randy Orton's Randy Orton voice and it sounds hilarious.

Let me then try and type out what that would sound like:







"You................................. see............................ mark.................., if.................. I................. may................. call.................... you................. that......................., you.................. always....................... wanted................. to................ be................ me................... You................ never................ had................ the................ skill................ to................ become................ a.......... second................... generation ...............superstar................ Your................ worlds ..............strongest................. mans .............title ..................is................ worthless.......................... in............. this.............. industry.............. You......................... were............... always.................... jealous................... of.................... my................. sexy............... abs..................... and................................................................................................. thighs."

[Slingshot Suplay]

How long before hunter brings up Sammy, Mae young, the hand and sexual chocolate?

[Lancers]

Nov 24, 2013 16:08:45 GMT -5 metylerca said:

Nov 24, 2013 15:09:35 GMT -5 Stu said:

Please identify the source when posting news stories.

I just figured our loose affiliation with Wrestletaint.gov meant we wouldn't have to cite them, it's just implied.

Wrestletaint.gov's mission statement is "If the sources aren't supplied, it must be implied."

Actually they have two mission statements. That one and "If the lawyers don't hand deliver the subpoena, it's okay to write about John Cena."

[Welfare Willis]

That reminds me, did you hear Cena likes to get day workers and have them choke him in the shower? Isn't that a terrible absolute fact?




But yeah Mark Henry! I think I prefer that feud over Orton and Cena. In fact why not have it Mark Henry vs Mark Henry?

[Nic Nemeth]

Turn Mark Henry heel and have him be the muscle to feud with Big Show for The Authority. He's not WWE Champion material at this point.

[Chip]

Nov 24, 2013 16:12:06 GMT -5 Instant Classic said:

This doesn't make sense to me, people don't want Big Show to face Orton due to how old he is, but people are fine with Henry?

It doesn't really have anything to do with their age, moreso their freshness as a talent. Big Show has been the same guy for years and years now and it's not fun or interesting to see him, we've already seen him, he doesn't change, he just get's angry every couple of months before suddenly being kinda calm and emotional again. He's old as a character. Henry was lucky, Henrys Hall of Pain run rejuvenated his career and freshened him up as a character, he changed, he had more to show, more we wanted to see. Suddenly there's matches and interactions that are dream scenarios that would have been eye roll worthy beforehand.