Ruin the Undertaker in One Segment

[2 Cold Scorkum]

Nov 24, 2013 22:03:59 GMT -5 MichaelMartini said:

It's revealed that he's the head of Death Valley's Brony club. Theme song and attire changed accordingly.

Comes out dressed like this:

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Give him a fun loving dancing fool type babyface persona and give him a worm type finisher.

[MichaelMartini]

Nov 24, 2013 22:18:12 GMT -5 2 Cold Scorkum said:

Nov 24, 2013 22:03:59 GMT -5 MichaelMartini said:

It's revealed that he's the head of Death Valley's Brony club. Theme song and attire changed accordingly.

Comes out dressed like this:

That's kind of terrifying.

[vgmastr]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=268MpjjLR2Y

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

Nov 24, 2013 22:17:08 GMT -5 rnrk supports BLM said:

officialfan.proboards.com/thread/195159/idea-huge-taker-mania-storyline

I have an idea for an angle the WWE can do at Mania 25 to bring the ratings back up a bit and get the people's interest back into the product. It is a little controversial, but I think it would work well to get the people interested.

Wrestlemania 25, you get your normal buildup of Undertaker Vs Shawn Michaels for a few months leading up to it. Can HBK break the streak, same thing as usual...

However on Mania 25, instead of Taker coming in his character clothes, he walks out in a hoodie and street clothes. Taker gets on the mic and says, in a normal voice,

"You know, I really felt like not showing up today. The WWE has dressed me up and paraded me like a fool all these years. I've had to be in some of the dumbest storylines you can imagine and had to play some really ridiculous characters. Well you know what? I'm sick of it. That's right, i'm sick of it because I got a call a few weeks ago and Vince wanted to know if I was gonna lay down for Shawn Michaels because they decided that my Mania streak should be over. Well you know what, after putting up with all the crap that I've put up with over the years, I decided that I'm not gonna do it and Shawn... *mic cuts off"

WWE officials and referees run out and so does HBK. They hold the two men apart as HBK tries to attack Taker and Taker tries to attack HBK. Suddenly Vince's music hits.

Vince comes out and says,

"MARK...you think you a tough guy, well I'm sorry but you're working for me and you do what I SAY YOU'RE GOING TO DO. If I said LAY DOWN that's what you DO but since you don't wanna play nice...screw you! I don't need you! YOU'REEEEEEEEEEE FIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEED! And as for your streak? I'm declaring this match OVER with a victory for HBK! So kiss that goodbye too!"

The referee rings the bell and Undertaker rushes at Vince to punch him but Shawn hits him on the back of the head really hard (for real!) and Taker is tied up by the referees and security and escorted out of the building.

This can be called the Wrestlemania 25 screwjob and I think can usher in a new era just like The Montreal Screwjob did.

I also think it would get people TALKING about wrestling and the WWE again. (Which is a good thing because another Can Big Hoss break the streak angle would be boring and predictable but this would be shocking and fresh enough to get everyone talking)

They can even follow it up later with an MMA style match between Taker and HBK.

What do you guys think?

all it's missing is that pic of Vince Russo with that smug-ass grin in his sandals.

[The Shareholder is nude]

Nov 24, 2013 21:10:35 GMT -5 2 Cold Scorkum said:

Tensai turns heel on Clay. Next week Clay announces he's working on getting a new partner. There is weeks of buildup, with promos and very vague video packages. When the day comes, Brodus says that he is proud to announce that is partner is a returning Superstar.


Then this happens.

cant.....stop....omg......greatest thing....ever....on you tube....cant...stop.....LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Reflecto]

Rehire Michelle McCool, with the agreement part of her resigning is that she gets added to the "Total Divas" cast.

Watch the aura be destroyed.

[Mighty Attack Tribble]

Nov 24, 2013 22:17:08 GMT -5 rnrk supports BLM said:

officialfan.proboards.com/thread/195159/idea-huge-taker-mania-storyline

I have an idea for an angle the WWE can do at Mania 25 to bring the ratings back up a bit and get the people's interest back into the product. It is a little controversial, but I think it would work well to get the people interested.

Wrestlemania 25, you get your normal buildup of Undertaker Vs Shawn Michaels for a few months leading up to it. Can HBK break the streak, same thing as usual...

However on Mania 25, instead of Taker coming in his character clothes, he walks out in a hoodie and street clothes. Taker gets on the mic and says, in a normal voice,

"You know, I really felt like not showing up today. The WWE has dressed me up and paraded me like a fool all these years. I've had to be in some of the dumbest storylines you can imagine and had to play some really ridiculous characters. Well you know what? I'm sick of it. That's right, i'm sick of it because I got a call a few weeks ago and Vince wanted to know if I was gonna lay down for Shawn Michaels because they decided that my Mania streak should be over. Well you know what, after putting up with all the crap that I've put up with over the years, I decided that I'm not gonna do it and Shawn... *mic cuts off"

WWE officials and referees run out and so does HBK. They hold the two men apart as HBK tries to attack Taker and Taker tries to attack HBK. Suddenly Vince's music hits.

Vince comes out and says,

"MARK...you think you a tough guy, well I'm sorry but you're working for me and you do what I SAY YOU'RE GOING TO DO. If I said LAY DOWN that's what you DO but since you don't wanna play nice...screw you! I don't need you! YOU'REEEEEEEEEEE FIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEED! And as for your streak? I'm declaring this match OVER with a victory for HBK! So kiss that goodbye too!"

The referee rings the bell and Undertaker rushes at Vince to punch him but Shawn hits him on the back of the head really hard (for real!) and Taker is tied up by the referees and security and escorted out of the building.

This can be called the Wrestlemania 25 screwjob and I think can usher in a new era just like The Montreal Screwjob did.

I also think it would get people TALKING about wrestling and the WWE again. (Which is a good thing because another Can Big Hoss break the streak angle would be boring and predictable but this would be shocking and fresh enough to get everyone talking)

They can even follow it up later with an MMA style match between Taker and HBK.

What do you guys think?

Somehow I just knew that would be a bradtherad post before I even clicked the link.

I wonder what that goofy bastard is up to these days?

[thegame415]

[Todd Pettengill]

Where's that guy that always comments on this board about showing up to WWE shows and casually announcing into his megaphone that "it's OK, the Undertaker is really just played by a normal guy named Mark Calloway, and he doesn't really have any special powers!"

Cuz, that's the way to do it.

[Lancers]

Nov 24, 2013 21:03:57 GMT -5 onetruemisfit said:

Taker slips on a banana peel on the way to the ring and then has a bucket of poodle feces dumped on him.

You gotta have a logical explanation why there's a bucket of poodle feces hovering above the entrance ramp.

I mean, I'm letting the banana peel idea slide though. I'm sure they can work a Dolph Ziggler potassium deficiency angle somewhere down the road.

[Straight Edge Scrotum]

Cole: "Can you believe it! The Undertaker just tapped out to the figure four from the Miz!"

JBL: "Cause we tap out on Friday nights, Maggle!"

[Aceorton]

Justin Bieber in his corner at WrestleMania. He gets in almost no offense and wins only when Bieber KO's the opponent with one punch while the ref isn't looking. Then he celebrates with Bieber sitting on his shoulder like Savage did with Elizabeth.

[Ape Boy]

Pointing out that he's a 40-something-year-old man who wears CoverGirl eyeliner would be a good start.

[kevin]

I would have him come out talk for a bit about how he might be to old to wrestle at mania this year, then 3mb comes out and begins to mock him. Undertaker looks hurt and tries to attck then but they dodge and start to beat him up Hornswoggle comes out to make the save but Undertaker says he doesnt need his help enraging hornswoggle who hits him in the knee. This causes Taker to collapse then he hits the tadpole splash while Heath Slater counts the one, Two, Three. Heath then says that he was going to challenge him to a wrestlemania match but he is to far beneth him to be worth his time. JBL Cole, and Jerry all agree with Heath. We cut to commerical as Undertaker sits in the ring crying.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Undertaker faces Jack Swagger at WrestleMania. Swagger locks on the Ankle Lock. Suddenly, the lights go out, and a demonic voice says "IT'S TIME..." Taker looks up, and nods his head acknowledging the voice, and taps out.

[Kayfabe FAN don't want none]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTuFAuuZ1-A

[Sir Woodrow]

It's Wrestlemania & Taker gets the classic Mania entrance with druids and torches & stuff, he gets to the ring, grabs the mic and just says

"I have shit myself"

He leaves

[Phosphor Glow]

Bra and panties match.

[Ryback on a Pole!]

Nov 24, 2013 22:17:08 GMT -5 rnrk supports BLM said:

officialfan.proboards.com/thread/195159/idea-huge-taker-mania-storyline

I have an idea for an angle the WWE can do at Mania 25 to bring the ratings back up a bit and get the people's interest back into the product. It is a little controversial, but I think it would work well to get the people interested.

Wrestlemania 25, you get your normal buildup of Undertaker Vs Shawn Michaels for a few months leading up to it. Can HBK break the streak, same thing as usual...

However on Mania 25, instead of Taker coming in his character clothes, he walks out in a hoodie and street clothes. Taker gets on the mic and says, in a normal voice,

"You know, I really felt like not showing up today. The WWE has dressed me up and paraded me like a fool all these years. I've had to be in some of the dumbest storylines you can imagine and had to play some really ridiculous characters. Well you know what? I'm sick of it. That's right, i'm sick of it because I got a call a few weeks ago and Vince wanted to know if I was gonna lay down for Shawn Michaels because they decided that my Mania streak should be over. Well you know what, after putting up with all the crap that I've put up with over the years, I decided that I'm not gonna do it and Shawn... *mic cuts off"

WWE officials and referees run out and so does HBK. They hold the two men apart as HBK tries to attack Taker and Taker tries to attack HBK. Suddenly Vince's music hits.

Vince comes out and says,

"MARK...you think you a tough guy, well I'm sorry but you're working for me and you do what I SAY YOU'RE GOING TO DO. If I said LAY DOWN that's what you DO but since you don't wanna play nice...screw you! I don't need you! YOU'REEEEEEEEEEE FIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEED! And as for your streak? I'm declaring this match OVER with a victory for HBK! So kiss that goodbye too!"

The referee rings the bell and Undertaker rushes at Vince to punch him but Shawn hits him on the back of the head really hard (for real!) and Taker is tied up by the referees and security and escorted out of the building.

This can be called the Wrestlemania 25 screwjob and I think can usher in a new era just like The Montreal Screwjob did.

I also think it would get people TALKING about wrestling and the WWE again. (Which is a good thing because another Can Big Hoss break the streak angle would be boring and predictable but this would be shocking and fresh enough to get everyone talking)

They can even follow it up later with an MMA style match between Taker and HBK.

What do you guys think?

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