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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 26, 2013 2:29:35 GMT -5
I want him to keep shouting stuff from my generation and have Cole keep trying to explain things he doesn't understand. "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!" "What Woods means by that is he hopes to capture every title in the WWE, with a win over Dean Ambrose, he'd be very close to capturing his first." "IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!" "Classic Woods, he sees every match as a duel just like back in the Wild West." "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!" "The WWE universe does indeed spread throughout infinity and beyond. Speaking of which, let me remind you that the WWE App..." That first one actually sounds pretty awesome.
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Post by hassanchop on Nov 26, 2013 2:32:43 GMT -5
Or they could start calling Xavier Woods Professor Charles Xavier Woods.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Nov 26, 2013 2:47:58 GMT -5
I want him to keep shouting stuff from my generation and have Cole keep trying to explain things he doesn't understand. "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!" "What Woods means by that is he hopes to capture every title in the WWE, with a win over Dean Ambrose, he'd be very close to capturing his first." "IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!" "Classic Woods, he sees every match as a duel just like back in the Wild West." "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!" "The WWE universe does indeed spread throughout infinity and beyond. Speaking of which, let me remind you that the WWE App..." Those are some pretty good alternatives. Here are some that might work. I think the best examples are things from 1990s kid/teen pop culture like tv shows and video games. -BOOM SHAKALAKA! -TOASTY! -OMEGA DESTROYER! -TIGER! -HADOUKEN! -SHORYUKEN! -SONIC BOOM! -SHOW ME THE MONEY! (not really from kid/teen culture, but it's 1990s)
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Post by hassanchop on Nov 26, 2013 3:01:30 GMT -5
And have Jerry Lawler yell "HELLOOOOO NURSE!"
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Post by Heartbreaker on Nov 26, 2013 3:06:27 GMT -5
Didn't JBL lose his mind when AJ nicknamed Ziggler, Zigglypuff?
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Nov 26, 2013 3:40:39 GMT -5
I want him to keep shouting stuff from my generation and have Cole keep trying to explain things he doesn't understand. "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!" "What Woods means by that is he hopes to capture every title in the WWE, with a win over Dean Ambrose, he'd be very close to capturing his first." "IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!" "Classic Woods, he sees every match as a duel just like back in the Wild West." "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!" "The WWE universe does indeed spread throughout infinity and beyond. Speaking of which, let me remind you that the WWE App..." Those are some pretty good alternatives. Here are some that might work. I think the best examples are things from 1990s kid/teen pop culture like tv shows and video games. -BOOM SHAKALAKA! -TOASTY! -OMEGA DESTROYER! -TIGER! -HADOUKEN! -SHORYUKEN! -SONIC BOOM! -SHOW ME THE MONEY! (not really from kid/teen culture, but it's 1990s) I'd love it if Xavier did guest commentary for a Cesaro match and yelled out "TOASTY!!!" whenever he does an uppercut.
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Post by pepsitwist on Nov 26, 2013 3:48:07 GMT -5
Woods needs to start quoting other internet memes and Michael Cole (channelling Vince) dead panningly does not understand sections of internet culture.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Nov 26, 2013 3:52:56 GMT -5
That sucks. It's likely because no one in management gets the character and the whole nerdist culture that Woods got himself over with big time in the first place. The people in the office are too old for something like that and wouldn't understand, even though I'd say the majority of their audience, especially their paying audience, would get it.
Though to be fair, I'm putting myself in that audience as Woods and I are about the same age. Many people on here as well would get the character too, but yeah, it's an example of the old people not getting what the young folks are doing these days.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 26, 2013 6:08:26 GMT -5
Didn't JBL lose his mind when AJ nicknamed Ziggler, Zigglypuff? I seem to remember him referring to it as "Zigglepuff," making it obvious that no one understood it.
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Post by mrjl on Nov 26, 2013 6:24:05 GMT -5
I want him to keep shouting stuff from my generation and have Cole keep trying to explain things he doesn't understand. "GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!" "What Woods means by that is he hopes to capture every title in the WWE, with a win over Dean Ambrose, he'd be very close to capturing his first." "IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-DUEL!" "Classic Woods, he sees every match as a duel just like back in the Wild West." "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!" "The WWE universe does indeed spread throughout infinity and beyond. Speaking of which, let me remind you that the WWE App..." That first one actually sounds pretty awesome. how about MAXIMIZE! Was Beast Wars big enough to get a shout out? He damn well better never say "I am transformed!" though
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2013 6:32:43 GMT -5
I hope they didn't tell him to stop doing that. I mean, Punk gets away with clobbering time and Xavier can't use MORPHIN? I mean goddamn it. I think that Punk just says whatever he wants for the most part. New dudes have to abide by the rules......of this business. I know Punk has said he's going to retire sooner rather than later. Before he does, I'd love for this to be a full on gimmick (already sorta is, but just all in). I want him to be feuding with whoever, then just take a break and shoot on how small HHH's penis is for like 5 minutes. "Seriously folks, I've been in the shower with him, it's hilarious"
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Nov 26, 2013 8:05:44 GMT -5
I think that Punk just says whatever he wants for the most part. New dudes have to abide by the rules......of this business. I know Punk has said he's going to retire sooner rather than later. Before he does, I'd love for this to be a full on gimmick (already sorta is, but just all in). I want him to be feuding with whoever, then just take a break and shoot on how small HHH's penis is for like 5 minutes. "Seriously folks, I've been in the shower with him, it's hilarious" At this point, just before he retires, I want to see him full-on become who I already think he is. I want him to start going up to random fans, unannounced, and getting as specific and cruel as he possibly can, tearing them apart so badly that even the people who came to the show with them will never associate with them again. Shit, I even want him to deliberately punch a fan, unannounced, in the face for no reason legit, and scream "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO SUE ME! I'M CM PUNK! YOUR LIFE IS WORTHLESS AND I AM GOD! NO COURT ON EARTH WOULD SIDE WITH YOU!" And then he blows up the arena with a literal pipe bomb.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 26, 2013 11:51:12 GMT -5
That sucks. It's likely because no one in management gets the character and the whole nerdist culture that Woods got himself over with big time in the first place. The people in the office are too old for something like that and wouldn't understand, even though I'd say the majority of their audience, especially their paying audience, would get it. Though to be fair, I'm putting myself in that audience as Woods and I are about the same age. Many people on here as well would get the character too, but yeah, it's an example of the old people not getting what the young folks are doing these days. it's like I've said before, Vince doesn't get it and the rest of the people in charge actively resent that most of their fanbase are nerds (which is also why the NFL doesn't have as much of an effect on their ratings as they want to believe). CM Punk and Jericho and Daniel Bryan are pretty much the only guys who seem to get it and be okay with it (probably because they're big nerds themselves).
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Nov 26, 2013 11:52:50 GMT -5
I think that Punk just says whatever he wants for the most part. New dudes have to abide by the rules......of this business. I know Punk has said he's going to retire sooner rather than later. Before he does, I'd love for this to be a full on gimmick (already sorta is, but just all in). I want him to be feuding with whoever, then just take a break and shoot on how small HHH's penis is for like 5 minutes. "Seriously folks, I've been in the shower with him, it's hilarious" "checked out 2 weeks notice" Punk would be awesome. which means, much like Zack Ryder: King of the Friendzone, it'll never happen.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Nov 26, 2013 13:16:12 GMT -5
That sucks. It's likely because no one in management gets the character and the whole nerdist culture that Woods got himself over with big time in the first place. The people in the office are too old for something like that and wouldn't understand, even though I'd say the majority of their audience, especially their paying audience, would get it. Though to be fair, I'm putting myself in that audience as Woods and I are about the same age. Many people on here as well would get the character too, but yeah, it's an example of the old people not getting what the young folks are doing these days. it's like I've said before, Vince doesn't get it and the rest of the people in charge actively resent that most of their fanbase are nerds (which is also why the NFL doesn't have as much of an effect on their ratings as they want to believe). CM Punk and Jericho and Daniel Bryan are pretty much the only guys who seem to get it and be okay with it (probably because they're big nerds themselves). Of course Vince resents it. He still wants the Raw-Meat, blood-and-guts, so-macho-it-hurts, testosterone-poisoned alpha male audience that long ago abandoned him for UFC.
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Post by Cesaro Smirk on Nov 26, 2013 13:32:02 GMT -5
Of course Vince resents it. He still wants the Raw-Meat, blood-and-guts, so-macho-it-hurts, testerone-poisoned alpha male audience that long ago abandoned him for UFC. And they can stay there too.
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Post by wallabylikeyou on Nov 26, 2013 13:50:44 GMT -5
That sucks. It's likely because no one in management gets the character and the whole nerdist culture that Woods got himself over with big time in the first place. The people in the office are too old for something like that and wouldn't understand, even though I'd say the majority of their audience, especially their paying audience, would get it. Though to be fair, I'm putting myself in that audience as Woods and I are about the same age. Many people on here as well would get the character too, but yeah, it's an example of the old people not getting what the young folks are doing these days. it's like I've said before, Vince doesn't get it and the rest of the people in charge actively resent that most of their fanbase are nerds (which is also why the NFL doesn't have as much of an effect on their ratings as they want to believe). CM Punk and Jericho and Daniel Bryan are pretty much the only guys who seem to get it and be okay with it (probably because they're big nerds themselves). I'd say a fairly good chunk of the roster is nerdy these days, you can add AJ, Big E, Cody and others to that list.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Nov 26, 2013 14:14:25 GMT -5
Though to be fair, I'm putting myself in that audience as Woods and I are about the same age. Many people on here as well would get the character too, but yeah, it's an example of the old people not getting what the young folks are doing these days. And the slightly younger people. WWE's young audience of CEna fans were born in like 2000/2001.
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Nov 26, 2013 14:15:35 GMT -5
As someone who hates both Power Rangers and Dragonball whatever, I'd much rather he yell "SPOOOOOOON!!!!" instead. Finally, someone else who appreciates the original animated The Tick. I can't believe they tried to remake it as live action. Everytime I google it, that's all I find info for.
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