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Post by Sparkybob on Nov 26, 2013 15:39:22 GMT -5
The problem is that she has the wrestling talent of a tree trunk. That negates any small charisma she might have.
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Post by Old Jack Burton on Nov 26, 2013 15:42:10 GMT -5
Maybe, JUST MAYBE management at WWE gave her a job because they saw something in her. Wouldn't that be an amazing concept?
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Post by BigWill on Nov 26, 2013 15:46:02 GMT -5
You mean the kind that doesn't exist?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2013 15:49:42 GMT -5
You mean the kind that doesn't exist? Yeah, that's why it's so odd.
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Post by Tha Don on Nov 26, 2013 15:51:09 GMT -5
Fire her, employ me
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Nov 26, 2013 15:52:22 GMT -5
Yeah, but the wheels fall off completely because she's Rosa Mendes level trash in the ring.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Nov 26, 2013 16:08:13 GMT -5
The problem is that she has the wrestling talent of a tree trunk. That negates any small charisma she might have. To be fair (to Flair) she's only been wrestling like 6 months... not to mention she's already better than Rosa Mendes... which admittedly is like admitting that you only mostly stepped in dog crap...
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 26, 2013 16:14:02 GMT -5
She's so bad that she's oddly entertaining.
Once you see her first awkward steps you kinda have to keep watching because it's like watching a baking soda truck crash into a vinegar factory.
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Post by PKO on Nov 26, 2013 16:16:03 GMT -5
In a way, she does. She had two audiences boo her out of the building (even if they weren't supposed to) which is something.
She's an incredibly wooden performer. One of the worst I've seen in WWE in years. Even on Total Divas it's easy to see the difference between the scripted stuff and the real stuff. She has no natural performing skills. Her reaction to the crowd booing on RAW disappointed me because I usually love wrestlers reacting to "incorrect" crowd reactions, but in her case it was obvious someone had told her to do that (anticipating another bad crowd response).
I don't really hold it against her that she's trash in the ring. She's been training less than a year and she likely spends more time focusing on the reality show than her wrestling. That said, JoJo is in the same boat and she is clearly much better, but that's probably a combination of her being more naturally athletic and 10 years younger.
I can't see her lasting long, but she's going to be an interesting figure to look back at.
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Nov 26, 2013 16:17:40 GMT -5
Maybe, JUST MAYBE management at WWE gave her a job because they saw something in her. Wouldn't that be an amazing concept? Replace "saw" with "put" and you have my opinion on why she has a job. Any possible potential she may have gets negated by the fact that they threw someone out there with next to no wrestling training onto national tv. Kaitlyn might be an exception (debating that in my head) but this chick has shown me absolutely nothing to make me believe anything but her being a plastic stand-in as long as this reality show is going on, and will be dumped as soon as the show loses its luster.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 26, 2013 16:22:12 GMT -5
Anyone else want to see her get a run as top heel of the divas division just to see what she can do? No, because we know she can do nothing.
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Post by "Trickster Dogg" James Jesse on Nov 26, 2013 16:28:32 GMT -5
Imagine if other occupations had the same standards and practices that WWE had when it comes to competency and ability.
"Eva Marie, we know that you've only been training to be a neurosurgeon for 6 months, and you've been parlaying that training to say that you're a doctor so you can secure future employment in the medical industry, even though you're actually not a neurosurgeon, but just the same, we want you to perform brain surgery on a living patient in front of a watching audience for three minutes."
"Eva Marie, we know that you've only been training to be a wrestler for 6 months, and you've been parlaying that training to say that you're a wrestler so you can secure future employment in the entertainment industry, even though you're actually not a wrestler, but just the same, we want you to perform in a match with another wrestler in front of a watching audience for three minutes."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2013 16:33:58 GMT -5
The problem is that she has the wrestling talent of a tree trunk. Hey now..... I heard that Treebeard went 60 minutes to a draw with Bruno back in 1970 at MSG. So you've been disproven, sir. Watch it with those vague analogies.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 26, 2013 16:58:50 GMT -5
Maybe, JUST MAYBE management at WWE gave her a job because they saw something in her. Wouldn't that be an amazing concept? No, it would be a wrong concept. There's nothing amazing about her.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2013 17:01:32 GMT -5
I don't have a problem with Eva Marie, every diva is trash when they start out. They should pair her up with someone since she gets booed and continue to let her work on her wrestling at the Performance Center. I'm not sure that she'll stick around, but if she does she could be something.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 26, 2013 17:05:01 GMT -5
She sucks. There's only one Superdiva in WWE. I will not name any names.
It's AJ
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Post by Yami Daimao on Nov 26, 2013 17:11:40 GMT -5
I would say she at least could make for a pretty decent "bitch" Diva, but from what I've seen, I don't think she can even do that ("slapping" Lawler).
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 26, 2013 17:15:03 GMT -5
She's got the same problems as the Bellas. She can't be a bitch to AJ because AJ isn't fat or ugly. That's why AJ reigns supreme over mean girls, because they've got nothing to use against her.
AJ wins again
53 days until she becomes a legend.
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Post by Old Jack Burton on Nov 26, 2013 17:24:34 GMT -5
AJ wins again 53 days until she becomes a legend. I think it's safe to say AJ is already on the list of "forever" Divas along with Trish, Lita, and Mickie.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 26, 2013 17:28:34 GMT -5
We will all be shocked when it turns out she is just a really ambitious Real Doll.
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