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Post by wisdomwizard on Nov 26, 2013 23:18:17 GMT -5
So the first hour is hilarious, the second hour is awesome? Good to know. Can't wait for Thanksgiving Smackdown!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2013 23:35:00 GMT -5
Best Orton promo ever.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2013 23:43:02 GMT -5
This never seemed more appropriate:
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2013 23:47:54 GMT -5
I'm assuming that Wyatt left 'load' off of the end of that sentence. The Wyatt's brainwashing methods are possibly kinky.
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Post by thegame415 on Nov 26, 2013 23:57:32 GMT -5
If Brooks were there....
* Randy Orton and Renee Young open the show with an in-ring interview. Orton talks about Survivor Series and is asked about the TLC match with John Cena but ends up walking out in the middle of it. Brooks says this is a dumb way to enhance Orton. He also says he's glad Orton wasn't out for long.
* There's a Thanksgiving food eating contest backstage, hosted by Vickie Guerrero. Brooks feels like it's 1995
* Mark Henry vs. Curtis Axel is up next. Big E Langston and Ryback are at ringside. Henry gets the quick win. Axel is a joke, according to Brooks. Henry is out of shape. Why give him the win?
* We see the eating contest on the big screen again. Titus O'Neil wins it and earns a singles match or a tag match against Antonio Cesaro later. There were other Thanksgiving skits as well. Brooks went to the bathroom or booed during each.
* Los Matadores and El Torito vs. 3MB as The Plymouth Rockers in a six-man match is up next. 3MB use The Rockers' old theme song. At one point, El Torito cleaned house on 3MB. Matadores and Torito get the win. Brooks says the tag division is pathetic. He told a little kid nearby to watch some Hart Foundation vs Bulldogs matches when he gets home.
* Tensai and Brodus Clay vs. Xavier Woods and R-Truth is up next. Tensai and Clay get the win in another quick match after Clay splashed Woods. Brooks tried to get a "Creed" chant started. Before the match, there was a backstage segment with Clay shoving Woods and saying something about respect. Brooks says WWE should respect him by calling up someone like Sami Zayn or Adrian Neville instead of wasting roster spots on Clay.
* Bray Wyatt cut a promo about Daniel Bryan and said he is safe with him. Wyatt says Bryan entered a man but will leave a monster. Brooks bets this is how they turn Bryan heel.
* CM Punk comes out and is interviewed by Renee Young. The only guy to get Brooks out of his seat. Brooks is going nuts. He hasn't heard from Daniel Bryan after being taken by The Wyatt Family and doesn't know why The Shield attacked him but says maybe they were doing what The Authority told them to do. Brooks thinks Punk has become stale, and sits down.
* Antonio Cesaro beat Titus O'Neil by DQ when Darren Young interfered. Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter were also at ringside. After the match, Titus got sick from the eating earlier and pukes in JBL's cowboy hat and then puts it on Michael Cole's head. Titus then pukes on Zeb. Brooks starts a "Droz" chant.
* Goldust and Cody Rhodes defeat Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns by DQ when Dean Ambrose interfered. CM Punk comes out and cleans house on The Shield with a chair. Vickie Guerrero makes it a six-man match. The lights go out mid-match and The Wyatt Family interferes in the match. All hell breaks loose as The Usos and Rey Mysterio come out. Vickie makes it a twelve-man match now. They all beat Rey around until Punk tags in and cleans house. The end comes when Rey hits 619 on Erick Rowan and Punk hits him with GTS for the win. Brooks left early, as he hates DQ finishes.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Nov 27, 2013 0:00:49 GMT -5
We need to make a "Brooks Version" for every SmackDown spoiler thread from hereon in.
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Post by Lancers on Nov 27, 2013 0:52:03 GMT -5
*Antonio Cesaro defeated Titus O'Neil. The story is that Titus is sick from all the food. After the big swing, he grabs JBL's hat and pukes in it. The hat, with all the vomit, ends up on Michael Cole's head. He then puked on Zeb Colter. They spent like three minutes on him puking.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Nov 27, 2013 0:53:48 GMT -5
The puking segment could be the worst or best thing ever. Maybe Vince discovered that Family Guy video.
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Post by Hit Girl on Nov 27, 2013 1:14:58 GMT -5
Sounds exciting.
A segment involving food and Vickie Guerrero. Imagine that.
This sounds awesome.
That didn't take long.
By "a monster" I presume he means "sodomised"
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Post by Abdullah on Nov 27, 2013 4:06:04 GMT -5
I like how no cares that Bryan is kidnapped.
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Post by Nic Nemeth on Nov 27, 2013 5:44:26 GMT -5
They have a pretty big tag division now:
Rhodes Bros. The Shield Wyatt Family The Usos Real Americans Primetime Players Tons of Funk Los Matadores R-Truth & Xavier Woods 3MB
And it looks like Curtis Axel & Ryback are gonna be a semi-regular team and hopefully we get Miz & Kofi as a heel tag team soon.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Nov 27, 2013 5:47:39 GMT -5
I like how no cares that Bryan is kidnapped. I'd say it's at least consistent with the level of care Miz and Kane got when they were kidnapped by the Wyatts.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2013 5:49:23 GMT -5
Something from Raw last night occurs to me.
Zeb got puked on by Titus O'Neil as a birthday present!
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Nov 27, 2013 6:24:13 GMT -5
Something from Raw last night occurs to me. Zeb got puked on by Titus O'Neil as a birthday present! If Zeb's into that sort of thing, who am I to judge.
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Post by AdamAFL was sooooo wrong on Nov 27, 2013 7:33:12 GMT -5
The first hour sounds like one of the most horrible SmackDown's ever. The second hour seems pretty good though.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2013 9:37:08 GMT -5
The puking segment could be the worst or best thing ever. Maybe Vince discovered that Family Guy video. Wait.........does this mean Vince is now aware of FAMILY GUY?!? EVACUATE THE PLANET!!!!!!
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