I miss Booker T's commentary so much.

[JTG Fan]

Remember when he described John Cena as a guy with "limited skills and abilities"?

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Nov 29, 2013 0:25:08 GMT -5 JTG Fan said:

Remember when he described John Cena as a guy with "limited skills and abilities"?

It's an odd one, as in kayfabe his gimmick IS that.

"I may lack finesse, and half my moves may seem sloppy and lacking, but I never give up! My courage makes up for lack of skill!"

Which is why I find it weird after years of promos saying Cena sucked technically that Booker T was made to feel bad for stating it outright! He was putting over the gimmick...ah WWE.

I love Booker, as much as I can appreciate some people disliking his energetic rambles and nonsense talk, it...makes me remember moments of matches solely because of something he said.

Cole: Did you just call him a superhero?!
Booker: Uhhh...yeah!

A rest moment in that brilliant MITB match is stuck in my mind because of his unsure delivery.

Accidental brilliance is still brilliance. And I sort of wanted him to turn heel solely to steal King's crown and bring back KING BOOKAH.

[Hit Girl]

"AWWWWWWWWWWW MAH GUDNIZZZZZZZ"


No worse than JBL. Yeah, bring Booker back

[Greer]

I loved Booker on commentary as I stated earlier, but why do I get the feeling he would be hated after his first month back much like JBL.

[Germansuplex]

SOMEBODY CALL THE PO-LEECE!

HE JUST DROPPPED THAT BOY LIKE A BAD HABIT!

NOW WAITAMINUTE!

[mrbananagrabber]

There was a thread about Booker a few months ago that I was reading on my mobile phone on the way back home from work, and I remember having to stop reading it because I was crying with laughter.

"Last night I dreamed you died, Cole."

[67 more]

["Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay]

Booker's commentary would be much better if he was a heel. I would adore an absolutely nonsensical, lunatic Booker T that's completely pro-heels.

["American Cream" Dusty Loads]

Nov 29, 2013 2:55:33 GMT -5 mrbananagrabber said:

There was a thread about Booker a few months ago that I was reading on my mobile phone on the way back home from work, and I remember having to stop reading it because I was crying with laughter.

"Last night I dreamed you died, Cole."

I'm experiencing this right now.

[Topher is Human]

I remember being gutted when Booker got injured during his best of seven series with Benoit and Orton replaced him... Then he started commentating every week.

[KobashiChop]

Nov 29, 2013 0:16:32 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

His face during the "anal bleeding" segment made it way funnier than it would have otherwise been.

The one good thing that Booker T gave me. Other than that I thought he sounded like a complete idiot.

[TheDieselTrain]

Nov 29, 2013 0:09:59 GMT -5 JTG Fan said:

His one time role as guest commentator for a Batista vs. Lashley vs. Finlay match alone is the stuff legends are made of. It's the one where Cole rants at Booker only for JBL to angrily turn at him and yell "SHUT UP" and where Booker busted out "BATISTA IS DOWN! BATISTA IS DOWN! BATISTA IS DOWN! BATISTA IS DOWN! BATISTA IS DOWN! BATISTA IS DOWN! BATISTA IS DOWN" and "Batista got knocked, SCHLAPPED the hell out!"

Finlay he was my Judas!!!!!

Micheal Cole …I'm about to revert to the old Booker T and slap the hell out of you sucka. What you think about that?

[The Beast Disincarnate]

Do people have such a short memory?? He was despised by most people because of his redundant non sensical and mainly annoying commentary. JBL should leave for a fews weeks so people would remember fondly his tired catchphrases and ask for him to return.

[Chip]

Nov 29, 2013 0:50:53 GMT -5 @pauledraperously said:

Nov 29, 2013 0:25:08 GMT -5 JTG Fan said:

Remember when he described John Cena as a guy with "limited skills and abilities"?

It's an odd one, as in kayfabe his gimmick IS that.

Agreed. I've always said Cena was the Rocky of the WWE. A brawler in a world of boxers that climbed to the top through heart, an extremely strong chin and a refusal to stay down.

Nov 29, 2013 10:37:32 GMT -5 The Beast Disincarnate said:

Do people have such a short memory?? He was despised by most people because of his redundant non sensical and mainly annoying commentary. JBL should leave for a fews weeks so people would remember fondly his tired catchphrases and ask for him to return.

I always liked Booker and so did a lot of people. It's just a case of the criticizers being that much louder then anyone else.

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YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!

[HollywoodArmbar]

My favourite Booker T moment was during a Kelly Kelly match. She did a stinkface, and you hear Cole going "Oh my!", Lawler sort of shrieking, and then in the background Booker goes "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" in the most perverted voice. I almost died laughing.

["American Cream" Dusty Loads]

"get some, want some, YOU BETTER BE BIG ENOUGH, BAD ENOUGH AND TAKE SOME, DAWG."

[Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill]

Sop her up like a biscuit.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

My favourite line of his was just after he'd started commentating, I think it was Alicia Fox came out, Cole and King comment on her normally, but Booker goes "MMMHMM, MOP DAT UP WITH A BISCUIT!"

Second goes to "HE GOTTA GET ON THERE, AND HE GOTTA STAY ON HIS BICYCLE DAWG"

[ronin705]

I agree, and think although King's got tenure, and still makes me chuckle with his cheesy ass one-liners, Booker should replace him.