Salvage your least favorite WWE performer...

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Nov 30, 2013 21:45:46 GMT -5 ponaldson said:

Curtis Axel is my choice he is so so boring. I say have him go by joe henning make him a redneck character and have him revive the west Texas rednecks rap is crap gimmick his dad had in wcw. This would make him go from my least favorite wrestler to my favorite in about 2 seconds

Curtis Axel is revealed to have been the fan who bought Trevor Murdoch's hat at one of those Cryme Tyme auctions. He's a singing cowboy who makes all the ladies swoon with his melodies.

I'd still want to see him get beat up every week, but now, at least there's a reason.

[Shaun2k5]

Have Del Rio interfere in the Title for Title match. He steals both belts and disappears for a month, before returning and declaring himself the true champion, with a new belt and everything.

[EP 54 is banned from Collision]

Dec 1, 2013 8:38:48 GMT -5 Regal Stretch said:

Nov 30, 2013 23:20:49 GMT -5 They Killed the Giggler said:

Ryder piledrives Bruno Sammartino on the concrete. Says Bruno is ancient history and Ryder is the future.

I visualised this happening and absolutely lost my shit for a good five minutes. Bravo!



For Alberto Del Rio, perhaps partially rip off Shane Helms/Hurricanes gimmick from ECW. Have him do a split personality angle where he does run in's to save faces from heel attacks as Dos Caras Jr. (or whatever name they'd give him). At the same time, he continues being "AGGRESSIVE" Del Rio but others suspect him as the masked saviour, which results in him doing increasingly evil antics (Maybe a notch below Big Bossman, but in that vague ballpark) to throw others off.

Probably be craptacular, but eh, can't be worse than how he is now.

Mexican Batman!

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

Dec 1, 2013 8:38:48 GMT -5 Regal Stretch said:

Nov 30, 2013 23:20:49 GMT -5 They Killed the Giggler said:

Ryder piledrives Bruno Sammartino on the concrete. Says Bruno is ancient history and Ryder is the future.

I visualised this happening and absolutely lost my shit for a good five minutes. Bravo!



For Alberto Del Rio, perhaps partially rip off Shane Helms/Hurricanes gimmick from ECW. Have him do a split personality angle where he does run in's to save faces from heel attacks as Dos Caras Jr. (or whatever name they'd give him). At the same time, he continues being "AGGRESSIVE" Del Rio but others suspect him as the masked saviour, which results in him doing increasingly evil antics (Maybe a notch below Big Bossman, but in that vague ballpark) to throw others off.

Probably be craptacular, but eh, can't be worse than how he is now.

I always said the best thing they could do with Del Rio is have him and Ricardo be a spanish telenovela luchadore version of the Adam West/Burt Ward Batman and Robin team. play it as over the top as possible and it'd be hilarious, especially because we know fro the christmas show that Del Rio and Ricardo are both perfectly capable of doing good comedy.

[Rubix Cube Johnny]

Heel Sheamus.

Loved Sheamus for so long after his debut. I even liked him in his early face run since he turned face by simply picking a fight with Mark Henry. I want The Celtic Warrior back.

Fan-friendly Sheamus = DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!

[hossfan]

Give Wade Barrett a Ren Fest gimmick.

[Snowman]

Redo Alberto's face turn again this Christmas. Ricardo dresses as the ghost of Christmas past present and future and Alberto sees tge error if his ways, reunites with Ricardo and they become a comedy face tag team.

[1 Free Moon-Down with Burger]

Send The Wyatt's back to developmental to learn how to not be awful.

That work?

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

Del Rio gets a George Lopez gimmick where all of his promos revolve around how wimpy and coddled today's children are and how much rougher he had it growing up. And he dances to random mariachi music.

[kidglov3s]

The Miz, Spanish commentator.

[Gerard Gerard]

Ryback.

Toupee.

Elephant in the room.

["Trickster Dogg" James Jesse]

John Cena either beats the Undertaker at Wrestlemania and because a completely delusional asshole who believes his own hype, or John Cena loses to the Undertaker at Wrestlemania and mentally starts to crack.

The next night on Raw he comes out and claims that he's done it all, that he's the Man of WWE, and he's giving the opportunity for someone to make a name for themselves by challenging him to a match. Zack Ryder comes out. Ryder says that he and Cena have had their ups and downs, but they've always remained best buds. However, Ryder feels like Cena has either lost his grip on reality (if he beat the Undertaker) or that he's starting to crumble under the pressure of not actually being the best (if he loses to the Undertaker). Ryder says that he respects Cena, and would like to have his chance to become a major name in WWE.

Ryder beats Cena with a fluke roll-up pinfall. Cena snaps. He beats the hell out of Ryder with a chair and gives him the Attitude Adjustment through a table. Cena destroys the ringside area, punching Cole out and chasing off JBL and Lawler. Cena either screams the entire time, "I beat the Undertaker! You can't do this to me!" or "I'm a fourteen time world champion! You can't do this to me!"

Next week John Cena comes out and cuts a promo where he apologizes to the fans for his behaviour. However, he starts slipping into nonsense catchphrases the longer he talks. CM Punk comes out and tries to talk some reason into Cena. Punk says that while they've had their disagreements, that Cena should focus on what's important--the love and admiration from the WWE universe. As Punk leaves the ring, Cena chopblocks Punk's knee. Cena locks Punk into the STFU and screams about he's the best in the world, that he is WWE, that he is wrestling. Refs and officials come out to break up Cena's hold on CM Punk. Cena stares at his hands in confusion.

Next week Cena comes out wearing brand new merchandise: a brightly coloured tye-dye and polka dot t-shirt. He talks about how he's here to save the Cenation from themselves, that he's their superhero saviour, that he is the living embodiment of WWE, and that so long as he's around, fans will never not have anyone to cheer for. He condescends to fans who have been against them since day one, saying that they're just haters who could never accomplish what he has. He then wrestles a match later in the show against a midcard face, say Kofi Kingston using lots and lots of restholds. Fans boo because they're bored, but Cena plays it off like he's in the main event of Wrestlemania. Cena makes Kingston tap, and then starts to attack Kingston like he did Ryder before Punk comes out like a house of fire to clear Cena off of Kingston. Punk swears at Cena as Cena takes a powder, high-fiving fans all the way to the back, laughing maniacally between screams that he is the WWE universe.

Boom, you're off to the races, with Cena as a heel somewhere between the dickery of Kurt Angle's 1999-2000 heel run and the psychosis of Bob Backlund's 1994 heel turn.

[Waffel113]

Nov 30, 2013 23:07:06 GMT -5 RIHT said:

So Alberto Del Rio, after losing his title and reconciling with Ricardo Rodriguez in the city, has realized he is despised by the IWC after Ricardo introduces him to the internet. Del Rio, wanting to win the fans' support as fast as possible with Wrestlemania season coming up decides to plan out a hair-brained scheme to win them over.

He sees how so many people talk about Curtis Axel on the forums, so he mistakenly assumes the fans love him. Del Rio feels that if he does something good for Axel, since the fans love him, by association, they will love him. So Del Rio decides to make a plan where he saves Axel's life by setting a trap for him that Del Rio knows about to be able to come just in time.

Using Ricardo's hair grease, Del Rio slicks the entrance ramp for Raw, knowing that Curtis Axel will have the first match on the card. He tells Ricardo to go hide under the ring until Curtis Axel come out to shove him out of the way of the grease, and thus the plan is set.

Del Rio goes backstage laughing to himself confidently and petting his brand new scarf, as he is then joined by an obnoxiously laughing Curtis Axel, who's been drinking a glass of milk and is snorting it everywhere. Del Rio suddenly turns in shock to see Milky Axel, realizing he didn't anticipate Triple H's obligatory promo to being Raw, and turns to the monitor to see Triple H coming out.

He shoves Axel out of the way and runs to the gorilla position, but is too late, as he screams for Ricardo and Triple H slips down the ramp, running into a surprised Ricardo coming out from under the ring, overall making Triple H look like an ass. Del Rio then runs out of panic, as Ricardo tries to rush out with him, but is then tackled by Finlay, thinking Ricardo was responsible, as he an other backstage agents attend to Triple H. As he looks onto the monitor, Del Rio screams "Noooooo!" in agony as employees dog-pile onto Ricardo, but as he wipes a tear, he continues on, throwing crates, boxes, and Curtis Axel in the way to block the hallway.

Soon, Del Rio gets to his horse and carriage, and slaps the horse to get him to hurry, as snow begins to fall. Del Rio gallops a safe distance away alongside the road, and then as he catches his breath, he begins to bawl out and cry, as the camera zooms out, showing Del Rio's silhouette looking to the sky and screaming "RICARDO!!!!!".

As the fans are leaving Raw after the broadcast, Zack Ryder is cleaning up food and garbage in the seats. When he finishes up and heads back up the ramp, one of his garbage bags breaks open, and as he lets out a moan of disdain and goes to pick up the garbage, he notices something else on the ground under the trash. He grabs it and pulls it out, revealing it to be a brand new black scarf. Ryder looks to the greased up ramp, and silently whispers "Del Rio.....", as he puts the scarf in his pocket and continues on.

We need a second installment of this detailing what Ryder does after he finds the scarf.

[angryfan]

Dec 1, 2013 17:29:48 GMT -5 "Trickster Dogg" James Jesse said:

John Cena either beats the Undertaker at Wrestlemania and because a completely delusional asshole who believes his own hype, or John Cena loses to the Undertaker at Wrestlemania and mentally starts to crack.

The next night on Raw he comes out and claims that he's done it all, that he's the Man of WWE, and he's giving the opportunity for someone to make a name for themselves by challenging him to a match. Zack Ryder comes out. Ryder says that he and Cena have had their ups and downs, but they've always remained best buds. However, Ryder feels like Cena has either lost his grip on reality (if he beat the Undertaker) or that he's starting to crumble under the pressure of not actually being the best (if he loses to the Undertaker). Ryder says that he respects Cena, and would like to have his chance to become a major name in WWE.

Ryder beats Cena with a fluke roll-up pinfall. Cena snaps. He beats the hell out of Ryder with a chair and gives him the Attitude Adjustment through a table. Cena destroys the ringside area, punching Cole out and chasing off JBL and Lawler. Cena either screams the entire time, "I beat the Undertaker! You can't do this to me!" or "I'm a fourteen time world champion! You can't do this to me!"

Next week John Cena comes out and cuts a promo where he apologizes to the fans for his behaviour. However, he starts slipping into nonsense catchphrases the longer he talks. CM Punk comes out and tries to talk some reason into Cena. Punk says that while they've had their disagreements, that Cena should focus on what's important--the love and admiration from the WWE universe. As Punk leaves the ring, Cena chopblocks Punk's knee. Cena locks Punk into the STFU and screams about he's the best in the world, that he is WWE, that he is wrestling. Refs and officials come out to break up Cena's hold on CM Punk. Cena stares at his hands in confusion.

Next week Cena comes out wearing brand new merchandise: a brightly coloured tye-dye and polka dot t-shirt. He talks about how he's here to save the Cenation from themselves, that he's their superhero saviour, that he is the living embodiment of WWE, and that so long as he's around, fans will never not have anyone to cheer for. He condescends to fans who have been against them since day one, saying that they're just haters who could never accomplish what he has. He then wrestles a match later in the show against a midcard face, say Kofi Kingston using lots and lots of restholds. Fans boo because they're bored, but Cena plays it off like he's in the main event of Wrestlemania. Cena makes Kingston tap, and then starts to attack Kingston like he did Ryder before Punk comes out like a house of fire to clear Cena off of Kingston. Punk swears at Cena as Cena takes a powder, high-fiving fans all the way to the back, laughing maniacally between screams that he is the WWE universe.

Boom, you're off to the races, with Cena as a heel somewhere between the dickery of Kurt Angle's 1999-2000 heel run and the psychosis of Bob Backlund's 1994 heel turn.

Frankly, this sort of thing is why I dont' want Cena facing Undertaker at Mania. I get that it's a "draw", but he's been booked as the only important, truly important, non nostalgia act the company has. Have him face Taker and it's either, "John Cena did the impossible" and now one of the few draws you have for your big show is gone, OR "I lost and now I can't sleep, I NEED to beat him, I have to" just like with The Rock.

It paints them in a corner where they're sacrificing all of their "we need a big pop" draws for Mania to one guy, and when that's done they have exactly one draw left and he's the never-changing face of the company. No one else has heat enough to main event Mania, or is given the credibility to do so. Punk HAD it, but it got sapped, Bryan was working on it, but that's in the past, and...who else?

No one. Cena/Taker is the last nostalgia match, and makes sense for Mani, but unless they intend on having Cena break the streak and retire Taker, it's a road that doesn't need to be taken.

As for my pick. ADR, just take him the hell out of the title picture, you can even let him become increasingly more desperate since, character wise, the title hunt is all he has, but do not give him title matches.

[metylerca]

Turn Miz into the official wrestletaint.gov reporter and have him ask about fake newz during interviews.

[Wolf Hurricane]

Dec 1, 2013 16:24:28 GMT -5 BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps said:

Del Rio gets a George Lopez gimmick where all of his promos revolve around how wimpy and coddled today's children are and how much rougher he had it growing up. And he dances to random mariachi music.

Someone watched America's Mexican today.

It'd be worth it if he made FTP a regular insult.

[TGM]

Nov 30, 2013 23:20:49 GMT -5 They Killed the Giggler said:

Ryder piledrives Bruno Sammartino on the concrete. Says Bruno is ancient history and Ryder is the future.

I just cannot stop laughing at this.

[CATCH_US IS the Conversation]

Great Khali and Hornswoggle break apart and are paired with other wrestlers. Since WWE is committed to getting Khali, and Hornswoggle on TV in some capacity no matter what, they really serve no purpose with each other, and it would be better if their comedy segments were used to give rubs to others. Great Khali would then be paired with Alex Riley, with Riley being Khali's "translator". Hornswoggle would wear purple/orange and be Zack Ryder's mascot.

[DMO-]

What happens when you hate all of your least favorites equally? Nexus 2.0 the right way.

[Tony Schiavontay]

"Mr. Superstars" The Miz