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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 2, 2013 23:55:28 GMT -5
^I can't tell if you're complimenting Miz or bashing him.
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Post by Stu on Dec 3, 2013 0:02:40 GMT -5
It really sounds like you're already convinced Miz went above and beyond to win over Maryse and there's nothing we can say to make you even consider their relationship could've just casually snowballed from a first date at Starbucks.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Dec 3, 2013 0:05:33 GMT -5
No one can fall in love with "who Miz really is." I think that might be the first sign of a severe mental disorder. Miz is a cool guy. And he and Maryse sparkle together. I think your love of Miz and forgiveness of his unbearable personality is colored by your desire to ravage him. I mean, I'd impale Cameron of the Funkadactyls, but I'd despise myself the next day, and chastise my penis forever for being so impossibly shallow. "Why would you do that?" I'd yell at it in disgusted condemnation. "Don't you know she's a horrible shallow human being, excruciatingly annoying and genuinely makes you want to take your own life due to the wail of her voice?" And my penis would not answer because it's a penis, and doesn't understand my complex human language.
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 3, 2013 0:16:56 GMT -5
Sam Roberts recently noted that as soon as Miz walked into the studio for an interview all the girls there kept asking who that guy was because they thought he was hot.
It's the '80s Michael Biehn thing.
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 3, 2013 0:17:56 GMT -5
Little known fact French Canadian women are intensely attracted to dudes from Ohio and Miz was the first one Maryse ever met.
(Sorry Dolph)
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Post by Captain2 on Dec 3, 2013 0:21:17 GMT -5
How the hell did this... ...End up with this? Took a detour through here
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Post by Dave the Dave on Dec 3, 2013 0:22:24 GMT -5
Little known fact French Canadian women are intensely attracted to dudes from Ohio and Miz was the first one Maryse ever met. (Sorry Dolph) Well god damn it
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2013 0:23:07 GMT -5
As much as I rag on the Miz he's seems like one of the few guys in the locker room that's not a complete douchebag. So there's that.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 3, 2013 0:30:23 GMT -5
Miz is a cool guy. And he and Maryse sparkle together. I think your love of Miz and forgiveness of his unbearable personality is colored by your desire to ravage him. I mean, I'd impale Cameron of the Funkadactyls, but I'd despise myself the next day, and chastise my penis forever for being so impossibly shallow. "Why would you do that?" I'd yell at it in disgusted condemnation. "Don't you know she's a horrible shallow human being, excruciatingly annoying and genuinely makes you want to take your own life due to the wail of her voice?" And my penis would not answer because it's a penis, and doesn't understand my complex human language. I've enjoyed Miz's personality long before I realized I had lustful feelings for other guys and their butts. Sexuality aside, he actually seems like a guy I would want to be bros with. In real life, I lean more heavily towards women, But "unlikable" douchebag frat bro types like Miz are the only types of guys I'm willing to go for without "chastising my penis" if you wheel. And since you brought up Cameron, I'd actually date her. Her "unlikable" personality amuses me and I think she would actually be fun to be around.
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 3, 2013 1:00:45 GMT -5
Believe it or not, a good-looking guy with a sense of humor, plenty of money and great fashion sense is usually considered a catch.
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Post by Chuck Conry on Dec 3, 2013 1:35:12 GMT -5
BUT did he get there before Punk?
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Dec 3, 2013 1:44:42 GMT -5
There's a gif people post sometimes of Maryse interacting with Miz at some point, maybe during the time when Miz hosted the Diva Search. She looked at Miz like she legitimately wanted to make whoopie with him on the spot. As Miz would say, "Be jealous!"
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Post by Lila on Dec 3, 2013 1:51:34 GMT -5
How the hell did this.... ....End up with this? Or this? Or this?!
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Dec 3, 2013 1:53:10 GMT -5
Just look at that picture where it looks like Maryse wants to jump his bones.
Lucky bastard.
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Post by Tessmachers-Ass-Fan on Dec 3, 2013 7:41:13 GMT -5
BUT did he get there before Punk? Are we really going there and analyze Punks long trail of dating?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 3, 2013 8:03:28 GMT -5
I don't see anything wrong with Miz landing Maryse. Smh at this thread pretending like Miz is a obese homeless toothless crosseyed hunchback and Maryse is Maryse. Smh.
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Post by Beast Army Ass on Dec 3, 2013 8:24:51 GMT -5
Green card marriage.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Dec 3, 2013 8:28:11 GMT -5
Miz is a cool guy. And he and Maryse sparkle together. I think your love of Miz and forgiveness of his unbearable personality is colored by your desire to ravage him. I mean, I'd impale Cameron of the Funkadactyls, but I'd despise myself the next day, and chastise my penis forever for being so impossibly shallow. "Why would you do that?" I'd yell at it in disgusted condemnation. "Don't you know she's a horrible shallow human being, excruciatingly annoying and genuinely makes you want to take your own life due to the wail of her voice?" And my penis would not answer because it's a penis, and doesn't understand my complex human language. Wait, they aren't supposed to reply? Hmm. Excuse me, I think I need to see a doctor/exorcist. Also, Ric Flair-rip off HHH looks like such a doofus.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 3, 2013 8:33:11 GMT -5
The Miz is a good looking dude with a ton of charisma. Not really hard to figure out.
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Post by pepsitwist on Dec 3, 2013 8:35:53 GMT -5
One explanation:
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