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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 7, 2013 21:08:46 GMT -5
Granted, but it's only after a massive fart in your living room. I wish Summer Rae was my girlfriend. Granted, but it turns out that you're gay. I wish Fandango would go back to the Johnny Curtis name. OK. He's back to doing nothing on Superstars. I wish that the Cruiserweight title came back.
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Post by The Man That Sanity Forgot on Dec 7, 2013 21:14:48 GMT -5
Granted, but it turns out that you're gay. I wish Fandango would go back to the Johnny Curtis name. OK. He's back to doing nothing on Superstars. I wish that the Cruiserweight title came back. Granted, but Hornswoggle goes on to have a Bruno Sammartino length reign. I wish that creative actually went with what fans want to see.
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 7, 2013 21:18:13 GMT -5
Granted, not only does it happen, but it also does well. Unfortunately, it doesn't do well enough, and WWE quickly trashes it an goes back to the same old stuff, all the while making some half-assed excuse about how what they were putting on before wasn't "Reaching their goals" or something stupid like that.
I wish Stone Cold returned to be the guest referee for Wrestlemania XXX's main event.
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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 7, 2013 21:38:25 GMT -5
Granted, not only does it happen, but it also does well. Unfortunately, it doesn't do well enough, and WWE quickly trashes it an goes back to the same old stuff, all the while making some half-assed excuse about how what they were putting on before wasn't "Reaching their goals" or something stupid like that. I wish Stone Cold returned to be the guest referee for Wrestlemania XXX's main event. Granted. It is a match between John Cena and Randy Orton. Cena wins, of course. I wish that Tensai would have a run with the WWE title.
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Post by Reflecto on Dec 7, 2013 21:57:28 GMT -5
Granted, not only does it happen, but it also does well. Unfortunately, it doesn't do well enough, and WWE quickly trashes it an goes back to the same old stuff, all the while making some half-assed excuse about how what they were putting on before wasn't "Reaching their goals" or something stupid like that. I wish Stone Cold returned to be the guest referee for Wrestlemania XXX's main event. Granted. It is a match between John Cena and Randy Orton. Cena wins, of course. I wish that Tensai would have a run with the WWE title. Granted. However, Tensai has a run with the WWE Title. I wish Hornswoggle would be fired so that everyone using him in Corrupt-A-Wish would stop.
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Post by mystikz on Dec 7, 2013 22:21:54 GMT -5
Granted. Hornswoggle then sues WWE for discriminating against little people. He comes back as a partial owner and is now Evil Corporate Swoggle.
I wish 3MB would win matches.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 7, 2013 23:00:37 GMT -5
granted. they win a box of matches and begin playing with them. they accidentally set Jinder's turban on fire, the flames spread and they all die.
I wish Rey Mysterio would retire while he can still walk.
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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 7, 2013 23:20:52 GMT -5
Granted. He's retired about as long as Ric Flair, and comes back to WWE in about two years.
I wish Zack Ryder would turn heel.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 7, 2013 23:40:38 GMT -5
granted. he becomes SRS Zack Ryder in a suit, which goes over about as well as a wet fart in church. now he jobs to Dolph Ziggler and Cody Rhodes instead of Jack Swagger or Alberto Del Rio
I wish Vince would have a change of heart and hand the company over to Shane instead of Steph
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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 8, 2013 0:02:49 GMT -5
granted. he becomes SRS Zack Ryder in a suit, which goes over about as well as a wet fart in church. now he jobs to Dolph Ziggler and Cody Rhodes instead of Jack Swagger or Alberto Del Rio I wish Vince would have a change of heart and hand the company over to Shane instead of Steph Granted. Unfortunately, Shane employs Russo-style booking. I wish that the Shield would turn face to feud with the Wyatt family.
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 8, 2013 2:11:22 GMT -5
Granted but they keep getting squashed in all of their matches but continue to challenge the Wyatt Family for some reason.
I wish they WWE would stop recycling Vickie Guerrero as an authority figure.
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Post by saintpat on Dec 8, 2013 2:29:49 GMT -5
Granted. They start recycling her as the new Chavo.
I wish Undertaker's WM streak would end to a fingerpoke of doom from Miz.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 8, 2013 2:44:07 GMT -5
Granted. They start recycling her as the new Chavo. I wish Undertaker's WM streak would end to a fingerpoke of doom from Miz. I can't corrupt this wish. That's just too awesome. Mainly because the idea of Taker doing anything troll-ish intrigues me.
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Post by deancubed on Dec 8, 2013 3:06:05 GMT -5
Undertaker's WM streak ends to a fingerpoke of doom from Miz. Done. But it's only because Taker happened to have a serious heart attack in the ring and Taker still wanted to end the match. Taker dies en route to the hospital, and while the WWE locker room shuns Miz, it becomes the most watched clip on YouTube and Miz becomes the top heel of the WWE and a household name.
I wish bra and panties matches would make a comeback. (should be an easy one!)
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2013 3:39:02 GMT -5
Undertaker's WM streak ends to a fingerpoke of doom from Miz. Done. But it's only because Taker happened to have a serious heart attack in the ring and Taker still wanted to end the match. Taker dies en route to the hospital, and while the WWE locker room shuns Miz, it becomes the most watched clip on YouTube and Miz becomes the top heel of the WWE and a household name. I wish bra and panties matches would make a comeback. (should be an easy one!) They come back during no-shave November, and all the ladies are required to adhere. And they all decide that they like it and never shave again. Anywhere. I wish that WWE would get rid of their HD set and go with a more minimalist, less gaudy presentation for TV and PPV.
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Post by Surfer Sandman on Dec 8, 2013 7:44:02 GMT -5
Granted but I hope you like TV quality that best resembles that of basic cable at 1am.
I wish Paul Heyman would make RVD the next "Heyman Guy".
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Post by mystikz on Dec 8, 2013 8:02:20 GMT -5
Granted, but after main eventing a PPV vs Orton he gets pulled over by the cops for drugs again.
I wish Tensai would start going by Albert again.
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Dec 8, 2013 9:41:30 GMT -5
granted, but now he's doing a "Fat Albert" gimmick, complete with tasteless blackface.
I wish Vince would apologize for the more tasteless WWE moments including Katie Vick and Eddie-sploitation.
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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 8, 2013 11:23:37 GMT -5
granted, but now he's doing a "Fat Albert" gimmick, complete with tasteless blackface. I wish Vince would apologize for the more tasteless WWE moments including Katie Vick and Eddie-sploitation. OK. He only apologizes for those two moments. He continues to glorify all the other tasteless moments, such as JR's colon surgery skit and the fake Paul Heyman heart attack. I wish that Brodus Clay would get a monster heel push.
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Post by RI Richmark on Dec 8, 2013 12:22:26 GMT -5
Granted, he's a monster heel in the Diva's division after getting a sex change.
I wish Alberto Del Rio was louder, angrier and had access to a time michine.
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