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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2013 14:53:25 GMT -5
Mine has to be the one where CM Punk got major nuclear heatz and is in his doghouse because he was okay with losing his ECW Championship to Chavo. A real Champion does not act professional, they are suppose to create tantrums if they don't get there way.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Dec 7, 2013 14:57:00 GMT -5
I was a person fan of the MVP Screwdriver Saga as well as the news that Morrison was being held down because nobody would seriously buy a cuckold as a champion.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2013 14:57:03 GMT -5
CM Punk wearing a fur coat and gold chains backstage and getting massive heat.
When he debuted in the E he was the King of the Newz.
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 7, 2013 15:01:13 GMT -5
Christian. Malaysia.
Alpha and Omega of NEWZ stories.
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 7, 2013 15:13:40 GMT -5
Pretty much any Punk "NUCLEAR HEAT" story is comedy gold.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2013 15:19:37 GMT -5
christian's malaysian slaves, particularly the casual nature of the reveal as though it wasn't even a story and everyone knows about his slaves.
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Post by TOK Is the Target Demo on Dec 7, 2013 15:28:33 GMT -5
Wasn't the Malaysian slaves thing broken on Wrestletaint.gov? They must have someone on the inside, they get the best scoops.
And my personal favorite was one that started here that turned into something that the dirtsheets picked up, where Go Shiozaki was considered "too Asian" for the WWE after a good tryout match.
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Post by Crimson on Dec 7, 2013 15:32:55 GMT -5
John Morrison and his cold shoulder.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2013 15:34:50 GMT -5
I remember there was a thread about Melina storming Raw like a one woman Nexus and attacking Kelly Kelly. I was just a lurker at the time but the thread for it was hilarious.
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Post by nickcave on Dec 7, 2013 15:46:29 GMT -5
Not A NEWZ story but related, the fantasy booking scenario some dude came up with here around the time of Flair's retirement. Where Kane would defeat Flair, strip Flair down to his underwear and burn his robe to absorb Flair's powers. I really wish that happened.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Dec 7, 2013 15:50:59 GMT -5
Test and Christian, among others, were forced to get their hair cut because long hair was "HHH's Gimmick"
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Post by Wolfman Rose on Dec 7, 2013 15:51:08 GMT -5
I remember there was a thread about Melina storming Raw like a one woman Nexus and attacking Kelly Kelly. I was just a lurker at the time but the thread for it was hilarious. For your viewing pleasure
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Post by Dragonfly on Dec 7, 2013 15:56:32 GMT -5
My favorite is, was and always shall be "Monty Brown loves waffles."
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Post by BigWill on Dec 7, 2013 16:02:29 GMT -5
I remember there was a thread about Melina storming Raw like a one woman Nexus and attacking Kelly Kelly. I was just a lurker at the time but the thread for it was hilarious. For your viewing pleasureLooking back on that thread, I'm surprised it lasted 19 pages.
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Post by tekkenguy on Dec 7, 2013 16:36:39 GMT -5
Blue Dot Christian.
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Post by slappy on Dec 7, 2013 16:56:05 GMT -5
A gimmick idea for Alex Riley would be that he would have cancer but then it would turn out he was lying about it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2013 17:03:05 GMT -5
Nothing will top the Christian and his Malaysian slaves newz story.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 7, 2013 17:04:43 GMT -5
I remember there was a thread about Melina storming Raw like a one woman Nexus and attacking Kelly Kelly. I was just a lurker at the time but the thread for it was hilarious. For your viewing pleasureTwo years later and it's still amazing.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 7, 2013 17:27:20 GMT -5
The one about how Tony Atlas got rehired by WWE because they thought Mark Henry was too fat and wanted someone to tell him to eat less.
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Post by HoganBai on Dec 7, 2013 17:37:53 GMT -5
MVP + screwdriver = best thing I've EVER heard
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