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Post by WoodStoner1 on Dec 12, 2013 22:50:26 GMT -5
Evan Bourne returns and enters in the 2014 Brawl For All. With the help of his trainer/manager, Oscar; he fights through the rankings to get the title match and achieve glory, fame, & wealth. He must battle Zack Ryder, Sheamus, Yoshi Tatsu, Alberto Del Rio, Brodus Clay, Jinder Mahal, Tensai, Ryback, Big E Langston, and Mason Ryan before he can get the finals and fight Mark Henry to win. "Download the WWE App Today! Evan." Henry stole my bike!
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Injustice45
Fry's dog Seymour
Consider me the Athena/Yoshimitsu of Avatars and Signatures.
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Post by Injustice45 on Dec 12, 2013 23:22:41 GMT -5
A sledgehammer drive-by in real life would be hilarious.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Dec 12, 2013 23:27:31 GMT -5
Roman Reigns has to go through 25 of the top superstars to become the best. He also has to collect coconuts on the side.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 13, 2013 0:05:23 GMT -5
So we will have Trish Stratus WWE champion and some how a female Kurt Angle? Also some kind of Storyline that Undertaker turns Santino and Finley into Zombies and as magic. While there is a big angle of who ran over Teddy Long.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Dec 13, 2013 0:08:48 GMT -5
TJ Hopper returns, wearing a tie and talking incoherently about pandas driving race cars.
Khali, Mark Henry and Brock Lesnar climb up the side of Titan headquarters and start punching the crap out of it. DX then reforms because they're the only guys around with a tank.
A huge spot by Big Show causes a huge hole in the ring. The next 30 minutes of the show is nothing but Brad Maddox falling into the hole, getting out and falling right back in, over and over.
After PETA pisses Vince off somehow, he buys an ostrich farm and starts bringing a few along to the shows, letting wrestlers ride them during hardcore matches.
They'll bring in a babyface wrestler, and for some reason, they'll cut to commercial every 2-3 minutes during his matches. Every time they return from commercials, the lighting has changed from normal to blue "Glacier" lighting. Whenever the lighting is on, the heel is stronger than usual and barely sells. Whenever the normal lighting is around, they sell everything, but for there are no refs, commentators or announcers to be seen.
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Post by Slammy Award-Winning Cannibal on Dec 13, 2013 0:31:24 GMT -5
As long as we get to paint Yoshi Tatsu in green.
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Post by CubsFan71 on Dec 13, 2013 3:01:32 GMT -5
Tag Team Fatal Four Way with Trish Stratus' panties on a pole match!
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
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Post by Lila on Dec 13, 2013 3:07:02 GMT -5
Who ran over Teddy has so much potential.
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Post by onetruemisfit on Dec 13, 2013 4:57:51 GMT -5
Drew macyntire as link FTW
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JCBaggee
Hank Scorpio
Writer, streamer. I used to write for CBR but then they fired everyone who cared about their writers
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Post by JCBaggee on Dec 13, 2013 9:40:48 GMT -5
Daniel and Cena have to climb under the ring when Nikki and Brie are kidnapped by turtles. They find themselves in sewers eating mushrooms. Drew macyntire as link FTW "Ganon! The par'ee's o'er!!"
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 13, 2013 10:31:05 GMT -5
Daniel and Cena have to climb under the ring when Nikki and Brie are kidnapped by turtles. They find themselves in sewers eating mushrooms. Drew macyntire as link FTW "Ganon! The par'ee's o'er!!" "ZELDEEEH Ah'm a Chenged Mahn!" President Vince McMahon has been kidnapped. are Daniel Bryan and CM Punk bad enough dudes to rescue the president?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2013 10:33:44 GMT -5
Million buys
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Dec 13, 2013 11:16:29 GMT -5
Daniel and Cena have to climb under the ring when Nikki and Brie are kidnapped by turtles. They find themselves in sewers eating mushrooms. "Ganon! The par'ee's o'er!!" "ZELDEEEH Ah'm a Chenged Mahn!" Well excuse meh princess...
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 13, 2013 12:17:43 GMT -5
The Former Executive Vice President of Talent Relations & Interim General Manager of Raw has been kidnapped by ninjas.
Are you a bad enough Dudebuster to rescue The Former Executive Vice President of Talent Relations & Interim General Manager of Raw?
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Post by Bravo Echo November on Dec 13, 2013 12:34:58 GMT -5
I'd be a fan of the company forever if wrestlers started to use a purple dildo bat as a weapon (Saints Row).
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2013 12:41:25 GMT -5
They can make Cena the Materia Keeper.
Y'know, not truly big enough in the eyes of fans to be a Brock Lesnar or Rock or Undertaker, but a difficulty curve leap for upper midcarders trying to be established as main eventers and largely only truly memorable due to the frustration of him kicking your guy's arse over and over regardless of strategy if the game feels you aren't ready to face him/take the step up.
Triple H is the Demon Wall.
That bastard always surprises me...
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shaker
Team Rocket
The numbers don't lie - and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
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Post by shaker on Dec 13, 2013 13:55:56 GMT -5
I want to be the very best Like no one ever was To win the belt is my real test To hold it is my cause
I will travel across the land Wrestling far and wide Each opponent will tap out No matter what their size
DANIEL BRYAN! In WWE! He knows its his destiny DANIEL BRYAN! Oh you're the best wrestler And you need a belt to defend
DANIEL BRYAN! A beard so true! Your wrestling will pull us through You wrestle and we'll watch you DANIEL BRYAN!!! GOTTA WRESTLE EM ALL!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2013 13:58:40 GMT -5
Sheamoose = The Fabled New Boom Period
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Dec 13, 2013 14:01:23 GMT -5
THANK YOU BRYAN!
BUT YOUR BELLA IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE!
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 13, 2013 20:36:53 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan finally wins the WWE title at Wrestlemania 30. screen goes black.
CONGLATURATION ON WINNING THIS GREAT WWE TITLE AND PROOVING THE VALUE OF OUR CULTURE. NOW GO REST OUR HEROES.
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