Sparkybob
King Koopa
I have a status?
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Post by Sparkybob on Dec 13, 2013 8:03:22 GMT -5
The WWE isn't up there, it's down there .......on the 1st floor.
-Randy Orton at his new job as a salesman at Target.
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shaker
Team Rocket
The numbers don't lie - and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
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Post by shaker on Dec 13, 2013 9:49:24 GMT -5
"How were we supposed to know that Khali had been embezzling money for years? By the time we caught him, we were out $2 billion and he'd managed to disappear to somewhere in the South Pacific!" - Vince McMahon
"My friends. I truly did enjoy performing in the WWE. However, my plan all along had been to secretly bleed you dry in order to fund my own personal island paradise. My bio-dome doesn't finance itself, you understand. And despite my ground breaking work in genetically modifying food to be larger and grow in harsher climates, I never received the financial backing needed to achieve my dreams. Many looked at my large, awkward form and assumed I was simple. Even more heard me speak and jumped to the same conclusion. So it was all too easy to play the fool for years, dancing with Hornswoggle, kissing women, and occassionally brain chopping Heath Slater. And I grew to love the role, but now it's time to step off stage. Goodbye my friends, do not seek me, for it will bring you only pain and sorrow." - The Great Khali, in an anonymous letter found taped to Jinder Mahal's bag.
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Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 13, 2013 9:56:27 GMT -5
"I tried my best to carry those kids but they just couldn't hang with me, but just because WWE is dead there's no need to stop Bo-lievin, Bo Mania will live forever in your hearts!" - 12 times unified champion of champions Bo Dallas
"Don't say you weren't warned man...I swore we'd bring down the machine but you sheep wouldn't listen" - Bray Wyatt
"In this World Wrestling Entertainment nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes, the key is to be the one responsible for both of them" - IRS
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