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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 16, 2013 0:28:47 GMT -5
Perpetually buried loser of wrestling matches, despite winning 95% of his matches.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2013 1:47:33 GMT -5
He used to be the vegan. Then he became the Anger management guy.
Now.., well, now he's the Wrestler (not the mickey rourke kind).
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 16, 2013 10:52:48 GMT -5
he's the lovable nerd everyman that can rip your arms off.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 16, 2013 10:59:20 GMT -5
Boring emotionless actor who thinks he's talented. No that's Randy Orton.
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 16, 2013 11:00:55 GMT -5
Bryan? Angry Goatman who can rage-tie you into a knot.
Punk? Insomniac ball of hate who nonetheless eagerly devours pop culture and can regurgitate it back to you at the snap of a finger.
Cena? Infuriatingly Smug goof who acts like he's not as dominant as he really is even though nobody's buying it.
Sheamus? Impossibly pale Irish Stereotype with absolutely zero sense of self-awareness.
Orton? Polygamist with a short-circuited brain.
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shaker
Team Rocket
The numbers don't lie - and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
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Post by shaker on Dec 16, 2013 11:08:50 GMT -5
Cena: OCD guy Orton: Perenial underachiever Punk: Skinny Fatass Bryan: B+ Player
HHH: THE KING OF KINGS, THE GAME, THE ASS-KICKER, THE MAN WHO TOOK TAKER TO THE LIMIT AND MADE BROCK LESNAR TAP OUT AND FOUGHT BACK AFTER A CONCUSSION FROM CURTIS AXEL AND ALSO IS A COOL HEEL IN A SUIT
Wait did I do this right???
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Crimson
Hank Scorpio
Thank you DWade
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Post by Crimson on Dec 16, 2013 11:14:51 GMT -5
He's the Yes-Machine.
Honestly, the only guys who really have much of a "gimmick" at this point are Fandango and Brodus Clay. Even during the Attitude Era, most of the top guys blurred the lines of actually having a gimmick.
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Post by Amazing Kitsune on Dec 16, 2013 11:36:09 GMT -5
His gimmick is that he's a really good, slightly goofy wrestler who has a beard which theoretically makes him resemble a goat.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Dec 16, 2013 11:42:23 GMT -5
slightly-crazy guy that can kick your ass and tie you into knots in the ring.
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