shaker
Team Rocket
The numbers don't lie - and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!
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Post by shaker on Dec 16, 2013 10:34:07 GMT -5
Time for Undertaker vs Cena. And we know Cena's gonna do something big, something to show he's not scared of Taker....
Cena enters, and sees a fan accidentally spill their drink on the ramp. Cena FLIPS, and runs backstage. He comes back out with a bottle of Mr Clean and a washrag. Starts cleaning up the ramp while muttering "It's okay John the stain will come out it WILL COME OUT!".
Someone spills their popcorn on the other side, Cena bolts down there, scoops it up into a dustbin, and runs backstage to properly dispose of it.
As he's coming out again for the third time, somebody else throws a shirt at Cena. Cena's officially cracked at this point, and yells out "DIRTY SHIRTS GO IN THE DIRTY HAMPER I CAN'T --- IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE YOU ALL NEED TO -- NO FOOD IN THE FRIDGE NO CANDLES NO FRAMES----"
At this point it's 10:45 and the camera awkwardly cuts to black with 3 matches left to go. No mention is made of this on Raw the following night and Cena is quietly rushed to an insane asylum.
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Crimson
Hank Scorpio
Thank you DWade
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Post by Crimson on Dec 16, 2013 11:11:20 GMT -5
Undertaker riding down the ramp on a motorcycle while Limp Bizkit plays in the background.
No, that'd just be stupid.
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