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Post by Corre.222 on Dec 17, 2013 14:27:47 GMT -5
Mastodon Of Mayhem
Colossal Wrecking Machine
Unstoppable Juggernaut
Leviathan
The Beginning And The End
All of these terms described the Brodus Clay that everyone thought would have debuted, that many were looking forward to.
He went on to become the Funkasaurus, which to no one's surprise, did not work out and was only comedy fodder (as many predicted). As quickly as he was squashing opponents he went on to become a jobber in the lower card, treading water as just another "tag team" guy with no identity.
Is he going to return to the exact same guy in those promos?
Should he do so and would he be a serious monster heel in a company short of credible heels (anybody can be built back up from obscurity)? The guy is definitely intimidating and formidable looking enough.
In 2014, are we finally going to see the menacing angry Brodus Clay in those promos from 2011?
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Post by The Tank on Dec 17, 2013 14:29:25 GMT -5
Can we have both?
I'm serious, I want a menacing angry hoss heel dancing his way to the ring.
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Post by Push R Truth on Dec 17, 2013 14:31:17 GMT -5
We'll probably see "lowest monster on the totem pole" Brodus.
AKA the guy every musclebound up-and-comer gives a power move too while Micheal Cole jizzes his pants and says "We've never seen a show of strength like this before!"
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Dec 17, 2013 14:32:14 GMT -5
Even though they got rid of some of the stuff that made people like him pretty quickly by removing some of Brodus' talking to the crowd stuff he did for the first few weeks... and never giving him any kind of a feud or promotime
I personally, I think Funkasaurus undoubtedly worked better than generic heel Brodus would have/is going to.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 17, 2013 14:32:54 GMT -5
Can we have both? I'm serious, I want a menacing angry hoss heel dancing his way to the ring. This. Let him be a funky Fandango type heel except with credibility, there's no good reason for him to be genericed up. Which he probably will be. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2013 14:34:01 GMT -5
I want Brodus Clay: pancake enthusiast. After he hits the Big Pancake splash Tensai(who turned with him) wearing a chefs hat and uniform pulls a giant spatula from under the ring and flips his downed opponent over, setting him up for another Pancake Splash. Then they dance in hilarious fashion. They get a diva working an Aunt Jemima gimmick dancing with them as well. Brodus' new catchphrase will be "I love the smell of Maple Syrup in the morning!"
I'll wait for my royalty check Vince.
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Post by xxshoyuweeniexx on Dec 17, 2013 14:34:44 GMT -5
I want him to be a heel who still dances when he wins, but to that Rip It Up Song he had a few weeks on Superstars during his heel run. He'll also be a huge douche backstage with shades and the tracksuit outfit he has now.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2013 14:43:54 GMT -5
Nope.
We're getting "Main Event Playa" Brodus. He already has new attire and everything. He's going to be a trash-talking "main event playa" who makes jokes and insults his opponents while also being physical in the ring. Sorta like how Rock was when he was IC champ except mix that in with PTP.
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Post by Turd Ferguson on Dec 17, 2013 14:49:18 GMT -5
I don't care what else is done, but can we JUST COVER UP THOSE THIGHS?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 17, 2013 14:54:06 GMT -5
It's still a lil baffling to me people want/wanted SRS Brodus when he's not very good.
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Post by Talent Name on Dec 17, 2013 16:33:59 GMT -5
Can we have both? I'm serious, I want a menacing angry hoss heel dancing his way to the ring. So you want Akeem version 2 |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Dec 17, 2013 16:39:20 GMT -5
Can we have both? I'm serious, I want a menacing angry hoss heel dancing his way to the ring. Exactly. Instead of a guy who dances because he's "fun-loving", he dances because 1) To Show Off 2) To rub it in your face 3) Are you going to stop him? He's just such an arrogant bastard that he's gonna dance, dance, dance, whether you like it or not. |
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Post by Savage Gambino on Dec 17, 2013 18:02:44 GMT -5
Nope. We're getting "Main Event Playa" Brodus. He already has new attire and everything. He's going to be a trash-talking "main event playa" who makes jokes and insults his opponents while also being physical in the ring. Sorta like how Rock was when he was IC champ except mix that in with PTP. The Main Event Player with the Prime Time Players. Players Club, maybe? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2013 18:05:31 GMT -5
Nope. We're getting "Main Event Playa" Brodus. He already has new attire and everything. He's going to be a trash-talking "main event playa" who makes jokes and insults his opponents while also being physical in the ring. Sorta like how Rock was when he was IC champ except mix that in with PTP. The Main Event Player with the Prime Time Players. Players Club, maybe? Maybe if they turned heel. They would be a nice crew. |
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Post by BigWill on Dec 17, 2013 18:25:19 GMT -5
We'll probably see "lowest monster on the totem pole" Brodus. AKA the guy every musclebound up-and-comer gives a power move too while Micheal Cole jizzes his pants and says "We've never seen a show of strength like this before!"Basically the heel version of Great Khali. |
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 17, 2013 22:14:08 GMT -5
It's still a lil baffling to me people want/wanted SRS Brodus when he's not very good. Basically. Guy just has not improved at all in the last few years, and I just frankly want him off my TV. It's not that I dislike the big hoss type that just wrecks shit...I'm quite fond of that. It's just that Brodus is awful at it. He's awful at everything. |
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Dec 17, 2013 23:15:47 GMT -5
The Main Event Player with the Prime Time Players. Players Club, maybe? Maybe if they turned heel. They would be a nice crew. New Nation? |
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Post by Chip on Dec 17, 2013 23:41:06 GMT -5
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJWmOO1IvK4This is pretty much the only thing I look to that makes me realise why I'm willing to give monster heel Brodus a shot. If they write him well and Brodus put's everything into this, I think it could be good. Hell when he started showing some heelish traits before the turn I actually found him entertaining for the first time since he debuted as the Funkasaurus.
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Post by Chiral on Dec 17, 2013 23:44:30 GMT -5
Can we have both? I'm serious, I want a menacing angry hoss heel dancing his way to the ring. "I tried to quit the funk, but the funk didn't quit me!" *Scowls as he does the dinosaur dance. King forces a gut laugh. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2013 23:57:31 GMT -5
Maybe if they turned heel. They would be a nice crew. New Nation? I don't think the Nation liked homosexuals. |
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