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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 17, 2013 22:41:36 GMT -5
Why are the two most unlikeable human beings on the planet (Steph and HHH) being presented as babyfaces? It's the magic of Christmas. Some say that HHH's nose grew 3 sizes that day.
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Post by CH Punk on Dec 17, 2013 22:42:48 GMT -5
Darren Young just pulled an R-Truth and said he was in Houston (They're in Austin).
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2013 22:43:25 GMT -5
Why are the two most unlikeable human beings on the planet (Steph and HHH) being presented as babyfaces? It's the magic of Christmas. All of the HHHoo's in HHHooville bowed down to the king.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Dec 17, 2013 22:43:52 GMT -5
Why are the two most unlikeable human beings on the planet (Steph and HHH) being presented as babyfaces? Handing out Santa hats is whats best for business.
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Post by andrew8798 on Dec 17, 2013 22:48:00 GMT -5
Fans ate him up. A "this is Austin" and "Houston sucks" chant starts up. The Usos end up getting the win.
* "Bad Santa" Damien Sandow vs. "Good Santa" Mark Henry in a Battle for Christmas is up next.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 17, 2013 22:48:04 GMT -5
Darren Young just pulled an R-Truth and said he was in Houston (They're in Austin). That'll get fixed in post, no doubt.
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Post by CH Punk on Dec 17, 2013 22:48:08 GMT -5
The Usos end up getting the win.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Dec 17, 2013 22:51:10 GMT -5
For some reason, as long as Big E is champion, faces (Ziggler) can never seem to get the win when a title shot is on the line. Weird...
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Post by Magic knows Black Lives Matter on Dec 17, 2013 22:52:37 GMT -5
This Authority angle is all over the place and wildly inconsistent. It's going to be great once it's over and someone writes a thesis on just how poorly written that the entire thing was. they're assholes who are trying not to offend anyone to bad. You're a mean one, Mr. H. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a sledgehammer, You're as charming as a pigpen Mr. H, I give you a four out of ten!
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Post by CH Punk on Dec 17, 2013 22:58:24 GMT -5
* "Bad Santa" Damien Sandow vs. "Good Santa" Mark Henry in a Battle for Christmas is up next. Christmas trees and presents are put around the ring before the match. Sandow comes out with some Sinister Santa music. They actually wrestle as Santa. They open a present in the ring and it's a toilet, before fighting up the ramp. Sandow tears up some of the set and takes out a Christmas tree. Henry gets the win and saves Christmas.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 17, 2013 23:00:14 GMT -5
Holiday El Torito! ![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbvTjJYIQAA_J6M.jpg) (Again from Mr. Stroud)
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Post by BorneAgain on Dec 17, 2013 23:01:44 GMT -5
* "Bad Santa" Damien Sandow vs. "Good Santa" Mark Henry in a Battle for Christmas is up next. Christmas trees and presents are put around the ring before the match. Sandow comes out with some Sinister Santa music. They actually wrestle as Santa. They open a present in the ring and it's a toilet, before fighting up the ramp. Sandow tears up some of the set and takes out a Christmas tree. Henry gets the win and saves Christmas. Okay this Raw just might be worth watching.
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 17, 2013 23:04:00 GMT -5
* "Bad Santa" Damien Sandow vs. "Good Santa" Mark Henry in a Battle for Christmas is up next. Christmas trees and presents are put around the ring before the match. Sandow comes out with some Sinister Santa music. They actually wrestle as Santa. They open a present in the ring and it's a toilet, before fighting up the ramp. Sandow tears up some of the set and takes out a Christmas tree. Henry gets the win and saves Christmas. Oh my god. That sounds awesome.
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Post by CH Punk on Dec 17, 2013 23:07:34 GMT -5
* Los Matadores defeat Jack Swagger and Antonio Cesaro.
* Ryback vs. Kofi Kingston is up next.
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Post by Pooh Carlson on Dec 17, 2013 23:08:27 GMT -5
If last year's Christmas special is any indication, this will be a great episode.
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Post by monstermike87 on Dec 17, 2013 23:12:10 GMT -5
Why are the two most unlikeable human beings on the planet (Steph and HHH) being presented as babyfaces? Because christmas for reasons. Also sweet hat merch, yo. And The Authority. Which isn't a rehash of the Corporation at all. We swear. SANTA HATSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Dec 17, 2013 23:15:34 GMT -5
I would imagine that the Authority believe that Christmas cheer (even if faked and forced) is "best for business".
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Post by CH Punk on Dec 17, 2013 23:18:49 GMT -5
* Ryback beat Kofi Kingston.
* Backstage segment with CM Punk and Big E Langston.
* Bad News Barrett comes to ringside for a promo.
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Post by CH Punk on Dec 17, 2013 23:19:23 GMT -5
Wut... ![](http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BbvYAoFIQAAkKnI.jpg)
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 17, 2013 23:20:02 GMT -5
"Sinister Santa Music" has me intrigued, I admit.
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