Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway.
Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Dec 18, 2013 15:17:43 GMT -5
I will bolieve it when I see it. Fixed for accuracy, and this reeks of bs |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 16:09:23 GMT -5
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! Le Sob  |
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Dec 18, 2013 18:09:26 GMT -5
He be trolling.
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
Wait, I turned 30? How'd that happen?
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Post by DragonMasterP on Dec 18, 2013 18:11:26 GMT -5
I can totally imagine this ending up as a whole "Sike!" situation.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Dec 18, 2013 18:17:02 GMT -5
hes now full time graffiti artist/Brazilian whore banging/political activist for the freedom of Chris Brown/Peeing in a Janitors bucket guy
what a hard life he leads
hate to walk a day in that guys shoes let me tell ya
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AFN: Judge Shred
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wanted to change his doohicky.
Member of The Bluetista Buyers Club
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Post by AFN: Judge Shred on Dec 18, 2013 20:36:28 GMT -5
I would do this too. How much money does he have? Yeah, I'm gonna just sit in my mansion and f*** Selena Gomez. Thanks everybody. This, pretty much. He's just about to lose touch with the only group he appeals to. You can't be a teen heartthrob forever. Within the next few years, he'll really only have another shot at relevance when the kids who like him now grow up and want to see a nostalgia/irony act. Those 40 year old women are harsh when their teen idols fall. |
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 18, 2013 20:49:22 GMT -5
Translation: I'm taking a break and I want to milk the drama. Worked for Jay-Z. |
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Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on Dec 18, 2013 21:04:26 GMT -5
If he really does seems kinda dumb to me... milk the money while you can for a few more years while you're still relevant. He'd probably be set for life if he just lived a normal life but if he still tries to live a superstar life style he'll end up broke before he's 30.
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Lupin the Third
Patti Mayonnaise
I'm sorry.....I love you. *boot to the head*--3rd most culpable in the jixing of NXT, D'oh!
Join the Dark Order....
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Post by Lupin the Third on Dec 18, 2013 21:08:16 GMT -5
He'll walk out at his retirement concert, thank the fans, start to do the encore, and then....
The Nexus will come out the crowd and from backstage, and beat the crap out of him. And then when he slowly gets back to his feet.
The Shield comes out of the crowd, beating the piss out of him again, as we cut to one of his rabid fangirls bawling her eyes out. And then, he will get back to his feet slowly, a little more bloodied....
"We're here....."
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Post by Beets by Schrute on Dec 18, 2013 21:11:06 GMT -5
Sure, and I have ocean front property in Wyoming to sell to you.
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Post by Mesousa287793 on Dec 18, 2013 21:57:08 GMT -5
Well, at least he's less subtle in manipulating his fans than One Direction does.
Oh wait...either way is not subtle.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Dec 18, 2013 23:46:35 GMT -5
Hmmm whats the smell sniff sniff bullshit.
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Renslayer
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
every time i come around your city...
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Post by Renslayer on Dec 18, 2013 23:54:44 GMT -5
He announces his retirement/taking a break right as all the media coverage is focused on Beyonce. Okay Justin.
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The Sam
El Dandy
The Brainiest Sam of all
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Post by The Sam on Dec 19, 2013 0:25:04 GMT -5
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on Dec 19, 2013 0:27:29 GMT -5
We'll see how retired he is when he spends his fortune.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 19, 2013 0:34:52 GMT -5
Well 9000 more retirements and he catches the Stones and KISS.
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on Dec 19, 2013 0:37:09 GMT -5
In the entertainment industry, retirement usually happens when people stop caring about you. I have a feeling he'll be retiring soon regardless.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 19, 2013 7:36:06 GMT -5
He's the '90s HBK of the music world. Massive ego, complete jackass, parties too hard, and now he's lost his smile!
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Dec 19, 2013 7:47:27 GMT -5
He's the '90s HBK of the music world. Massive ego, complete jackass, parties too hard, and now he's lost his smile! That's not entirely true. Michaels was talented and charismatic. |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 19, 2013 8:36:48 GMT -5
He's the '90s HBK of the music world. Massive ego, complete jackass, parties too hard, and now he's lost his smile! That's not entirely true. Michaels was talented and charismatic. But Biebs is one if the most... Okay, yeah, I can't argue with that! |
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