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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 17:27:14 GMT -5
Diego speaks 7 languages. None of them are Spanish. Fernando speaks only Spanish.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 17:40:07 GMT -5
Titus O'Neil has a crippling fear of corduroy.
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Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on Dec 18, 2013 18:20:41 GMT -5
Brodus Clay is self conscious about the size of his wang.
JTG enjoys hanging around backstage doing nothing and attempts to avoid being in matches.
Darren Young is afraid of mushrooms.
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Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Dec 18, 2013 18:35:04 GMT -5
Billy Kidman has a bet with Donald Trump that if he can last until 2025 without being powerbombed, he will win 1 billion dollars.
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Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 18, 2013 19:37:23 GMT -5
Zeb Colter is an expert of all things Saved by the Bell.
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Post by thelonewolf527 on Dec 18, 2013 19:39:31 GMT -5
Was I the only one who originally read this as "to a wrestler's penis"
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Post by The Man They Call Asher on Dec 18, 2013 19:41:02 GMT -5
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Post by thegatewaydrug on Dec 18, 2013 19:51:39 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose moonlights as a private eye who is a master of disguise.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Dec 18, 2013 22:00:50 GMT -5
Diego harbors a seething, jealous rage for Fernando, and repeatedly makes unsuccessful attempts to arrange his "accidental" death, which Fernando is too dumb to notice.
R-Truth actually runs a wrestling newz site on the side where he tries to attract attention with sensationalized headlines about CM Punk and Daniel Bryan having nuclear heat.
Sheamus is brogueasexual, and the primary thing that turns him on is kicking people in the face.
The REAL Brodus Clay was actually a rippled young bodybuilder who was hired for a developmental contract at FCW, and the man we know as "Brodus Clay" assassinated him and has been wearing a suit made out of his skin ever since.
Stephanie McMahon, Kevin Dunn, and at least a dozen wrestlers on the active roster all got hooked on cocaine by Ricardo Rodriguez, who uses WWE as a front for his drug-smuggling operations. Alberto del Rio is his muscle, which is why he's always getting pushed in spite of tepid crowd reactions.
They use the makeup to cover it up, but Goldust and Dusty Rhodes traded places five years ago, and even Cody still hasn't noticed.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on Dec 18, 2013 22:05:45 GMT -5
+ Yes.
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Dec 18, 2013 22:30:19 GMT -5
Zack Ryder shaves his head and aggressively pushes the resulting merkins on the other superstars.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2013 22:34:58 GMT -5
Summer Rae hypnotizes Fandango before every match and every promo because Johnny Curtis can't dance and is an extreme introvert. Under her mesmeric control, Curtis lets his inner dancer go.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 18, 2013 23:09:45 GMT -5
Kane is like the guy from Memento. Every Day he wakes up not remembering anything. Unfortunately he doesn't tattoo facts on his body and relies on other Wrestlers telling him his history. "wait, so I was locked up in a basement at the same time as I was dating a girl named Katie? that doesn't make any sense".
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Dec 18, 2013 23:22:44 GMT -5
Dean Ambrose moonlights as a private eye who is a master of disguise. We're talking about gimmicks, not real life.
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FHgrad99
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 18, 2013 23:39:58 GMT -5
The Miz keeps a turnip in his bag because he says it brings him good luck.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 19, 2013 5:37:28 GMT -5
Jinder Mahal is allergic to cantelope.
NEW BOOM PERIOD
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Post by shaker on Dec 19, 2013 8:15:57 GMT -5
Sin Cara's mask is haunted, and anyone who wears it is possessed by an ancient spirit.
The first Sin Cara found the mask in a pawn shop, put it on, and made his way to the WWE under its thrall. He was commanded by the mask to make copies of it, in order to possess other wrestlers.
Hunico found a 2nd mask, put it on, and that led to the Sin Cara vs Sin Cara match. After he was de-masked, he was free of its influence.... for a time.
Ryback is from a parallel universe and is the evil counterpart of our world's Skip Sheffield. Skip is currently trapped on that hellish world, where WCW won the Monday Night Wars and renamed itself TNA.
Big Show and Kane turn heel and face so often because of years of brain trauma. They have extreme memory loss and continually forget allegiances, promises, and past encounters with superstars.
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